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Locked in Mariah's cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Crunch Red wine for and for brunch And to soak it up and in between snack to munch
Mariah, whatever to us? Why did we to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch You see I never really for much I can't imagine what's goin' through you such a nasty break up
With that Latin hunk Miguel Nick better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her you punk This is Kitty bedspread satin funk
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I I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a fresh batch of So prepare your vernacular for acupuncture
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You can be a permanent in my lyrical mixture I'm the whip, a trickster My signature sound when the tube of surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of This beautiful dust in my palm Cuticles get residue just from the bottle Never knew I could me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, a butcher knife on ya The of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja Get it in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman You're so annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't know what the fuck doin' I playin' no fuckin' more Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' Every there's a sucka born Snuck up on Malakai and the motherfuckers suck On a corn
Shucka, shucka corn, corn Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and him it's fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya You're runnin' over the snow blower With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from
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from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone up my Bagpipes Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man a glad bag
In the bed with two dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become Nothin' will stop me from you Titty fuckin' you 'till your nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined "How's it going girlfriends, you a boyfriend?" You need ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' with Each other, especially when joined at the hip
I'm to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, Knew the little boy with the chips, ahoy chip Cookie looky, took me a Polaroid
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