Ohh, it's to my ears Oh man, how can I the way I feel? great, man Okay, let me see, how I begin?
Locked in Mariah's cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch Red for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up and in between crackers to munch
Mariah, happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of You see I never asked for much I can't imagine what's goin' you mind such a nasty break up
With that Latin hunk Luis Cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her you punk This is Hello bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton brings Abba crunk And baby, I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any that you want
I I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your of junk Man, I use a fresh batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for acupuncture
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from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on I'm gone blowin' up my from Baghdad I run the streets and act a mad man holdin' a glad
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical I'm the miracle whip, a My signature when the tube of lipsticks surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, an assortment of pharmaceuticals beautiful pill dust in my palm Cuticles get residue just from touching the knew I could remind me so much of my mama
I cut you Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya You're so fuckin' annoyin', the shovel, boy
You don't know what the fuck doin' I ain't playin' no more Nick Cannon you prick, I you luck with the fuckin' whore Every minute a sucka born Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers On a shucka
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka Hit Jason in the face a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on Now what the fuck are ya You're runnin' over the snow blower With the lawnmower blowing bagpipes from Baghdad
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In the bed with two brain dead lesbian I bet you they heterosexual Nothin' will stop me molestin' you fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two twins "How's it going girlfriends, you a boyfriend?" You need some ointment, set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin
I got my one year sobriety coin chip When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' Baby, you shouldn't have any rubbin' groins with Each other, especially when joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the and thread from the sowin' kit And to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy the chocolate chips, ahoy chip Cookie looky, even me a Polaroid
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