Ohh, it's to my ears Oh man, how can I describe the way I great, man Okay, let me see, how I begin?
Locked in wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Red wine for breakfast and for And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to
Mariah, whatever to us? Why did we to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch You see I really asked for much I can't imagine what's through you mind such a nasty break up
With Latin hunk Luis Miguel Nick Cannon back the fuck up I'm not playin', I her back you punk is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton brings Abba crunk And yeah baby, I want crack at ya You can beat me with any that you want
I mean I want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, come to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a batch of blood So prepare vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
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Bagpipes from Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on I'm gone blowin' up my from Baghdad I run the and act like a mad man holdin' a glad
You can be a fixture in my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip, a My signature sound when the of lipsticks surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of This beautiful pill dust in my Cuticles get residue from touching the bottle Never I could remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a knife on ya The of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja Get it stuck in cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman You're so fuckin' annoyin', the shovel, boy
You don't know what the fuck you're I ain't playin' no more Nick Cannon you prick, I you luck with the fuckin' whore minute there's a sucka born Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers On a shucka
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka Hit Jason in the with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on Now the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes from When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, crazy to say the least from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind half the When my are blowin' up my
from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone up my from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a bag
In the bed with two dead lesbian vegetables I bet you become heterosexual will stop me from molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two twins "How's it girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?" You need ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety chip When the bad get goin', how bad the goin' get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble groins with Each other, especially when you're at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and from the sowin' kit And attempt to 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, chip Cookie looky, even me a Polaroid
Bagpipes from When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's to say the least from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind the time When my are blowin' up my
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