Ohh, it's to my ears Oh man, how can I the way I feel? great, man Okay, let me see, how I begin?
in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Red wine for breakfast and for And to soak it up and in between snack to munch
Mariah, happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a of punch You see I never really asked for I can't imagine what's goin' you mind After such a break up
that Latin hunk Luis Miguel Nick better back the fuck up I'm not playin', I her back you punk This is Hello bedspread satin funk
with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton shaft Abba crunk And yeah baby, I another crack at ya You can beat me any spatula that you want
I I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I could use a fresh of blood So prepare your vernacular for acupuncture
Bagpipes Baghdad When will it ever for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least from Baghdad What's goin' my mind half the time When my are blowin' up my
Bagpipes from Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone up my Bagpipes Baghdad I run the streets and act a mad man holdin' a glad
You can be a permanent in my lyrical mixture I'm the whip, a trickster My signature sound when the tube of surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of This beautiful pill in my palm Cuticles get residue just from the bottle Never knew I could me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the Red Sonja Get it in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman You're so fuckin' annoyin', the shovel, boy
You don't know what the you're doin' I ain't playin' no fuckin' Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the whore Every there's a sucka born Snuck up on and made the motherfuckers suck On a corn
Shucka, shucka corn, corn Hit Jason in the face with a hockey and told him it's fuckin' on Now the fuck are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes Baghdad When will it cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least from Baghdad What's goin' through my mind half the When my rhyme are up my
from Baghdad Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone up my from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a bag
In the bed with two brain lesbian vegetables I bet you become heterosexual Nothin' will stop me molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined "How's it going girlfriends, you a boyfriend?" You need ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a flip
I just got my one sobriety coin chip When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' Baby, you shouldn't have any rubbin' groins with Each other, when you're joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the kit And attempt to separate 'em, and them back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy the chocolate chips, ahoy chip Cookie looky, took me a Polaroid
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