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in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch Red for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up and in between snack to munch
Mariah, happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of You see I really asked for much I can't imagine what's goin' through you such a nasty break up
With that Latin Luis Miguel Nick Cannon better the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her back you This is Hello Kitty satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and Zap and Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk And baby, I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any spatula that you
I I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of Man, I could use a batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for acupuncture
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You can be a permanent in my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip, a My sound when the tube of lipsticks surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, an assortment of pharmaceuticals This pill dust in my palm get residue just from touching the bottle Never knew I remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice ya Norman You're so annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't what the fuck you're doin' I ain't playin' no fuckin' Nick Cannon you prick, I you luck with the fuckin' whore Every there's a sucka born Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers On a shucka
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Bagpipes Baghdad Somebody turn the sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my Bagpipes from I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a bag
In the bed with two brain dead vegetables I bet you become heterosexual Nothin' will stop me molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said, to the two conjoined "How's it girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?" You need ointment, just set up an appointment gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety chip When the bad get goin', how bad does the get? Baby, you have any trouble rubbin' groins with other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the kit And to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, shit Knew the boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip looky, even took me a Polaroid
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