Ohh, music to my ears Oh man, how can I describe the way I great, man Okay, let me see, how I begin?
Locked in wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch Red for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up and in snack crackers to munch
Mariah, happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of You see I never really for much I can't imagine what's through you mind After such a break up
With that hunk Luis Miguel Nick Cannon back the fuck up I'm not playin', I want her you punk This is Hello bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian, a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton brings Abba crunk And yeah baby, I want another at ya You can beat me with any spatula that you
I I really want ya bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your of junk Man, I could use a fresh of blood So prepare vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
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You can be a permanent in my lyrical mixture I'm the whip, a trickster My signature sound when the tube of surround I'm to put it on in an instant, wow, man
What an ensemble, what an of pharmaceuticals This beautiful pill in my palm Cuticles get residue from touching the bottle Never knew I remind me so much of my mama
I cut you like Dahmer, pull a knife on ya The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya You're so annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
You don't what the fuck you're doin' I ain't no fuckin' more Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck the fuckin' whore Every minute a sucka born up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck On a shucka
Shucka, shucka corn, shucka Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him fuckin' on Now what the are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower With the lawnmower your bagpipes from Baghdad
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In the bed with two brain dead vegetables I bet you become heterosexual Nothin' stop me from molestin' you Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple tickles my testicles
Is they said, to the two conjoined twins "How's it going girlfriends, you a boyfriend?" You some ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one sobriety coin chip When the bad get goin', how bad the goin' get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' with Each other, especially when joined at the hip
I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the kit And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch back at the loins, shit Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, chip Cookie looky, took me a Polaroid
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