Naughty in nasty schools! Headmasters breaking all the Having fun and playing Smashing up the woodwork
All the in the pub Passing 'round the rub Trying not to think of The lunch time will ring again
Oh, fun we had But did it really out bad All I learnt at Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad Trying different To a difference to the days
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alone and bends his cane Same old backsides All the ones tell tall tales Walking and squashing snails
Oh, fun we had But did it really out bad All I at school Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad Trying different To make a difference to the
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Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad Trying different To a difference to the days
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