Naughty in nasty schools! Headmasters all the rules Having fun and fools Smashing up the tools
All the in the pub 'round the ready rub Trying not to of when The lunch time bell will again
Oh, fun we had But did it really out bad All I at school Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the time it so bad different ways To make a to the days
Headmaster's had today All the have gone away Gone to fight next door's school Every term, that is the
Sits and bends his cane old backsides again All the small tell tall tales Walking home and snails
Oh, fun we had But did it turn out bad All I at school Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the time it so bad Trying ways To make a to the days
Lots of and lots of boys Lots of smells and of noise Playing in the park Kicking bikes after dark
Baggy trousers, shirt Pulling and eating dirt Teacher to break it up Back of the with a plastic cup
Oh, fun we had But did it turn out bad All I at school Was how to bend not break the
Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad Trying different To make a difference to the
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