Naughty in nasty schools! Headmasters all the rules fun and playing fools Smashing up the tools
All the in the pub 'round the ready rub Trying not to of when The lunch time bell will ring
Oh, fun we had But did it really out bad All I at school Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the time it so bad Trying ways To a difference to the days
Headmaster's had today All the kids gone away Gone to with next door's school term, that is the rule
Sits and bends his cane old backsides again All the ones tell tall tales Walking home and snails
Oh, fun we had But did it really out bad All I at school Was how to not break the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad Trying ways To a difference to the days
Lots of girls and lots of Lots of smells and of noise football in the park Kicking bikes after dark
Baggy trousers, dirty Pulling hair and eating Teacher to break it up of the 'ead with a plastic cup
Oh, fun we had But did it turn out bad All I at school Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the time it so bad Trying ways To make a to the days
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