Naughty in nasty schools! Headmasters breaking all the fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork
All the in the pub Passing the ready rub Trying not to think of The lunch time bell will ring
Oh, fun we had But did it turn out bad All I learnt at Was how to bend not break the
Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad different ways To a difference to the days
Headmaster's had today All the kids have away Gone to fight with next school term, that is the rule
Sits alone and bends his Same old backsides All the small ones tell tall home and squashing snails
Oh, fun we had But did it turn out bad All I learnt at Was how to bend not the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the it seemed so bad different ways To make a to the days
of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and of noise Playing football in the Kicking push after dark
Baggy trousers, dirty hair and eating dirt Teacher to break it up Back of the 'ead with a cup
Oh, fun we had But did it really out bad All I at school Was how to not break the rules
Oh, fun we had But at the time it so bad different ways To make a difference to the
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