Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you an e-mail with a subject of badtimes
Delete it without reading it
This is the most e-mail virus yet
It re-write your hard disk

Not only that but it will scramble any
That are close to your computer
It will your refrigerators coolness setting
So all your ice melts

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit
Screw up the tracking on VCR
And use subspace harmonics
To any CD's you try to play unreadable

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new number
It will mix antifreeze into fish-tank
It will drink all your beer and its socks out
On the coffee table when company coming over

It will put a dead kitten in the back of your good suit
And hide your car keys you are late for work
Badtimes will make you in love with a penguin
It give you nightmares about circus midgets

It will pour sugar in gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows
While your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
And billing the dinner and hotel to your visa card
It will seduce your grandmother, it does not if she is dead

Such is the power of badtimes, it out beyond the grave
To sully those things we most dear, it moves your car randomly
Around parking so you can't find it, it will kick your dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your

It is insidious and subtle, it is dangerous and to behold
It is a rather interesting shade of mauve
Badtimes give you Dutch elm disease
It will leave the seat up

It make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave bacon cooking on the while it goes out
To chase high school kids your new snowblower
These are just a few of the signs, be very careful