Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you an e-mail with a subject of badtimes
Delete it without reading it
is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet
It will re-write your hard

Not only that but it will any disks
are even close to your computer
It recalibrate your refrigerators coolness setting
So all your ice melts

It will demagnetize the strips on all credit cards
up the tracking on your VCR
And use field harmonics
To render any CD's you try to unreadable

It will give ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number
It will mix antifreeze into fish-tank
It will drink all your beer and leave its out
On the coffee table when there's coming over

It will put a kitten in the back pocket of your good suit
And hide car keys when you are late for work
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a
It give you nightmares about circus midgets

It pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows
While dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your
And billing the dinner and hotel room to visa card
It will seduce your grandmother, it not matter if she is dead

Such is the power of badtimes, it out beyond the grave
To sully those things we hold most dear, it moves car randomly
Around lots so you can't find it, it will kick your dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your

It is insidious and subtle, it is and terrifying to behold
It is also a interesting shade of mauve
will give you Dutch elm disease
It will the toilet seat up

It will make a of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave cooking on the stove while it goes out
To chase high school kids with new snowblower
These are a few of the signs, be very very careful