Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you receive an e-mail with a subject of
it immediately without reading it
This is the most dangerous e-mail yet
It will re-write hard disk

Not only but it will scramble any disks
That are close to your computer
It will recalibrate refrigerators coolness setting
So all your ice melts

It demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards
up the tracking on your VCR
And use subspace harmonics
To render any CD's you try to unreadable

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend new phone number
It mix antifreeze into your fish-tank
It will drink all your beer and its socks out
On the coffee table there's company coming over

It will put a dead in the back pocket of your good suit
And hide your car keys when you are for work
Badtimes will make you in love with a penguin
It will give you nightmares circus midgets

It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
While dating your current boy/girlfriend behind back
And billing the dinner and hotel to your visa card
It will seduce your grandmother, it does not matter if she is

is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave
To sully those we hold most dear, it moves your car randomly
Around parking lots so you can't find it, it will your dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice in your voice

It is insidious and subtle, it is dangerous and terrifying to
It is a rather interesting shade of mauve
Badtimes give you Dutch elm disease
It leave the toilet seat up

It will make a of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out
To chase high school with your new snowblower
These are just a few of the signs, be very careful