Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you receive an e-mail a subject of badtimes
it immediately without reading it
This is the most e-mail virus yet
It will your hard disk

Not only that but it will scramble any
are even close to your computer
It will recalibrate your refrigerators setting
So all your ice melts

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit
up the tracking on your VCR
And use subspace harmonics
To render any CD's you try to unreadable

It will give your your new phone number
It will mix antifreeze into your
It drink all your beer and leave its socks out
On the coffee table when there's company coming

It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your suit
And hide your car keys you are late for work
Badtimes will make you in love with a penguin
It will give you about circus midgets

It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off your eyebrows
While dating your current boy/girlfriend your back
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa
It will your grandmother, it does not matter if she is dead

Such is the of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave
To sully things we hold most dear, it moves your car randomly
Around parking lots so you can't find it, it will kick dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your

It is insidious and subtle, it is and terrifying to behold
It is a rather interesting shade of mauve
Badtimes will give you Dutch elm
It will leave the toilet up

It make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave bacon on the stove while it goes out
To chase high school with your new snowblower
These are just a few of the signs, be very careful