Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you receive an e-mail a subject of badtimes
Delete it immediately without it
This is the most e-mail virus yet
It will your hard disk

Not only that but it scramble any disks
That are close to your computer
It will recalibrate your refrigerators setting
So all ice cream melts

It will demagnetize the on all your credit cards
up the tracking on your VCR
And use field harmonics
To render any you try to play unreadable

It will give ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number
It mix antifreeze into your fish-tank
It will drink all your and leave its socks out
On the coffee table when there's company coming

It will put a dead kitten in the pocket of your good suit
And hide your car keys when you are for work
will make you fall in love with a penguin
It will you nightmares about circus midgets

It will pour sugar in your gas tank and off both your eyebrows
While dating current boy/girlfriend behind your back
And the dinner and hotel room to your visa card
It will seduce grandmother, it does not matter if she is dead

Such is the of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave
To those things we hold most dear, it moves your car randomly
Around lots so you can't find it, it will kick your dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your voice mail in your voice

It is insidious and subtle, it is dangerous and terrifying to
It is also a interesting shade of mauve
will give you Dutch elm disease
It leave the toilet seat up

It will a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out
To chase high school with your new snowblower
These are a few of the signs, be very very careful