Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you receive an with a subject of badtimes
Delete it immediately reading it
This is the most dangerous e-mail yet
It will re-write your hard

Not only that but it will scramble any
That are even to your computer
It will recalibrate refrigerators coolness setting
So all your ice cream

It will demagnetize the strips on all credit cards
Screw up the tracking on VCR
And use field harmonics
To render any CD's you try to unreadable

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend new phone number
It will mix antifreeze your fish-tank
It will drink all beer and leave its socks out
On the coffee table when there's coming over

It put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit
And hide car keys when you are late for work
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a
It will give you nightmares about midgets

It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
And billing the and hotel room to your visa card
It will seduce your grandmother, it does not if she is dead

Such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the
To sully those things we hold most dear, it moves your car
Around parking lots so you can't find it, it will kick dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your

It is insidious and subtle, it is dangerous and terrifying to
It is also a rather interesting of mauve
Badtimes will give you elm disease
It will the toilet seat up

It will a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave bacon cooking on the while it goes out
To chase high kids with your new snowblower
These are a few of the signs, be very very careful