Luyện nghe bài hát Badtimes

If you receive an with a subject of badtimes
Delete it immediately without it
is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet
It will re-write hard disk

Not only but it will scramble any disks
are even close to your computer
It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness
So all your ice cream

It will demagnetize the on all your credit cards
Screw up the on your VCR
And use subspace harmonics
To render any CD's you try to play

It will give your your new phone number
It will mix antifreeze your fish-tank
It will drink all your beer and its socks out
On the table when there's company coming over

It will put a dead kitten in the pocket of your good suit
And hide car keys when you are late for work
Badtimes will you fall in love with a penguin
It will give you about circus midgets

It will pour sugar in your gas and shave off both your eyebrows
While your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
And the dinner and hotel room to your visa card
It will your grandmother, it does not matter if she is dead

Such is the power of badtimes, it out beyond the grave
To sully things we hold most dear, it moves your car randomly
Around lots so you can't find it, it will kick your dog
It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in voice

It is insidious and subtle, it is dangerous and to behold
It is also a interesting shade of mauve
Badtimes will give you elm disease
It will leave the toilet up

It will make a batch of methamphetamine in bathtub
And then leave bacon cooking on the while it goes out
To chase high school kids your new snowblower
These are just a few of the signs, be very careful