(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found five on the street. Bought myself a to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I found I had a left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it play ten "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the fifth it came up. I was down the street, still my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I that laundromat I got to 'cause I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm rope me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman her hair in a net. She had a smoke white face, blue eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Guide Magazine, it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I could see; her Bermudas, thighs of silk like a sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, my hair back slick. I on in, I was badder'n shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.