(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Op Laundry.)
I found five on the street. Bought a bite to eat. I the check, left the tip. I found I had a left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it play ten "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth time it up. I was walking the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass laundromat I got to 'cause I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm rope me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a white face, posey blue eyes, twenty pounds extra, my size. TV Guide Magazine, it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see what I see; her yellow Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, my hair back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the calf in the back, of the laundromat.