(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. Bought myself a to eat. I the check, left the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it play ten "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the fifth it came up. I was walking the street, still my ass off. and a lookin' in the windows I'm passin'. my reflection and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to 'cause I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm rope me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a smoke face, posey blue eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Guide Magazine, it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see I could see; her yellow Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my hair slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.