(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I five dollars on the street. Bought a bite to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the time it came up. I was down the street, still my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to stop 'cause I hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman with her in a net. She had a smoke white face, posey eyes, pounds extra, just my size. TV Guide Magazine, it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see I could see; her yellow Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, my hair back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.