(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I five dollars on the street. myself a bite to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth time it up. I was walking the street, still my ass off. and a lookin' in the windows I'm passin'. my reflection and my bad assin'. But as I that laundromat I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman with her in a net. She had a white face, posey blue eyes, twenty pounds extra, my size. TV Guide Magazine, it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I could see; her Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my hair slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the calf in the back, of the laundromat.