(OR: An and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. Bought a bite to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the fifth time it up. I was walking the street, still my ass off. and a lookin' in the windows I'm passin'. my reflection and my bad assin'. But as I that laundromat I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman her hair in a net. She had a smoke white face, posey eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I could see; her Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the calf in the back, of the laundromat.