(OR: An inebreated and slightly white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found five on the street. Bought myself a to eat. I the check, left the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the fifth it came up. I was walking the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I that laundromat I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman with her in a net. She had a smoke white face, posey eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I see; her yellow Bermudas, thighs of silk a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.