(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. Bought a bite to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the time it came up. I was walking the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to stop 'cause I hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a smoke white face, blue eyes, twenty pounds extra, my size. TV Guide Magazine, it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see what I could her yellow Bermudas, thighs of silk a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... I got my comb, laid my hair back slick. I on in, I was badder'n shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.