(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. Bought a bite to eat. I the check, left the tip. I found I had a left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the time it came up. I was down the street, still my ass off. Walkin' and a in the windows I'm passin'. my reflection and my bad assin'. But as I that laundromat I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a smoke white face, posey eyes, twenty pounds extra, my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see what I could her yellow Bermudas, thighs of silk like a sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.