(OR: An inebreated and inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found five on the street. Bought myself a to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth time it up. I was walking the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass laundromat I got to 'cause I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman her hair in a net. She had a smoke face, posey blue eyes, twenty pounds extra, my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I see; her yellow Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, my hair back slick. I on in, I was badder'n shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.