(OR: An inebreated and slightly white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. Bought myself a to eat. I the check, left the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth time it up. I was walking the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass laundromat I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman with her in a net. She had a smoke face, posey blue eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I could see; her Bermudas, of silk like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my hair slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm rope me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.