(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I five dollars on the street. myself a bite to eat. I the check, left the tip. I found I had a left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the fifth it came up. I was walking the street, still my ass off. and a lookin' in the windows I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to stop 'cause I hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a white face, posey blue eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see what I could her yellow Bermudas, thighs of silk a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, my hair back slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.