(OR: An inebreated and slightly white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found five on the street. myself a bite to eat. I the check, left the tip. I I had a dollar left, so I put four in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it play ten "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well juggled my ass out the time it came up. I was walking the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the windows I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm rope me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a smoke white face, posey eyes, pounds extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I could see; her Bermudas, thighs of like a golden sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my hair slick. I on in, I was badder'n shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.