(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found five on the street. Bought myself a to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I found I had a left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to hear it play ten "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth it came up. I was down the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to stop 'cause I hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a woman her hair in a net. She had a white face, posey blue eyes, pounds extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. unwomanly, she couldn't see what I could see; her Bermudas, thighs of silk like a golden on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my hair slick. I walked on in, I was shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the fatted in the back, of the laundromat.