(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.)
I found dollars on the street. myself a bite to eat. I paid the check, the tip. I found I had a left, so I put quarters in the in the corner, and I E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, E-9, and put my on the box to it play ten times-goin "Junglejunglejunglejungle boogie. boogie. boogie."
Well they my ass out the fifth time it up. I was down the street, singing my ass off. Walkin' and a in the that I'm passin'. Admiring my and my bad assin'. But as I pass that I got to stop I been hit.
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna me the fatted calf in the back, of the laundromat.
There sat a with her hair in a net. She had a white face, posey blue eyes, twenty extra, just my size. TV Magazine, reading it absorbedly. Sitting unwomanly, she see what I could her yellow Bermudas, thighs of silk like a sunrise on a sea of milk.... Well I got my comb, laid my hair slick. I on in, I was badder'n shit....
Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. Way in the back, way in the back, in the back, of the laundromat. I'm gonna rope me the calf in the back, of the laundromat.