My Aunt Dot left a glock and blood on my sheets Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a Wack-ass caliber, with the silencer
What? She don't know I like my guns Like my boy Troy with the twin-glizzies I heard a knock at the To my surprise I saw these two familiar
Who are you? I'm Shanice, don't remember me? She called me by my name, Kimberly Who you? My mom sent me, her name is Dottie She a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
Hmmph, she was and mad fly She had the knapsack with the hat to match Bavari hiking with the mink bubble goose And I could see she was admiring my suit Then she me the note, here, read this
I just stared her up and 'Cause I couldn't it, then I opened it It said, "Bitches is out to get you Your so-called friends, put a bomb in Benz"
"I'm on a now to do some harm to your friends They know where you live, so the crib And oh, the little girl, your cousin Shanice Since I can't be with her, I you to babysit her"
"Besides, she looks up to you, you're her And tomorrow is her first violin And she would be more than if you could take her Peace, my number's on the of the paper, hit me later"
Damn, what went Can't we all just get and make hit songs? all up in my ass like a thong If this was a show, y'all hoes get 'Gonged'
'Cause if on, then it's on, bring it on What the fuck you waitin' for? C'mon, get it on What? What's takin' you so long? I got plans for the To bring back your like Medusa
be actin' stink, mad funny Y'all bitches bleed me, on the monthly stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm killin'
be actin' stink, mad funny Y'all bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain then pop a I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Uh, we in the Range in fucked up weather It's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole together How Laverne, she always wanted to be me And dress like me and like me
And Nicole, like she lived in my house me for money, day in, day out And but not least the grimiest one Tayesha She it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
Shanice, I'm takin' you to my house in L. Conn. I wanna go with you, uhh, be quiet and we'll get fine C'mon please, I wanna be like you 600 Mercedes and in my doll babies
Crazy in my barrettes and H-class rocks my Baby G Shock Fuck Barney and Lamb chops, I don't them hoes But anything when it comes to bankrolls
on my toes, X-and-O's Versace hottie in clothes Scoop Lil' and Jus, then take 'em to Toys 'R 'Us Make 'em spend, cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E But all my friends me Miss Little Queen Bee What, what? I like the green, know I mean? Ever seen The Well, I can clean
You know what? I like you, big person Rule one, no cursin' Anyway, you know about that? You too for that, when I was your age
I woulda got for that Then I picked up the to call my Aunt Dot So she fill me in a little more about the plot Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
"Hello?" Yo, the deal? Why these bitches out I mean, what's all about? "See sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
They want you to win no more Soul Train, they don't want you to no more And I guess that's why, they ain't your no more The other day, when I was out the grocery store
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon door" For real? "Yup, then I choked the out At one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet Through her in my
Then I dumped her on a dead-end The two? Yeah, they still linger But don't you a finger, I'ma get 'em So pray I come home
And when we hang up, get rid of phone" Whoo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh, It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after Hmmph, she have you stressed, no white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what next 'Cause them other two girls, that's still on the Is the reason why the story is to be
Girls be stink, mad funny bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all
Girls be stink, mad funny Y'all bitches bleed me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all