My Aunt Dot left a glock and blood on my sheets Told me clean the up, then she hit the streets Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
What? She know I like my guns pretty? my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies I heard a knock at the To my I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you? Whattup? I'm Shanice, remember me? She called me by my government name, Who you? My mom sent me, her name is Dottie She a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
Hmmph, she was and mad fly She had the Prada knapsack with the hat to Bavari hiking boots the mink bubble goose And I see she was admiring my Minski suit Then she me the note, here, read this
I just her up and down 'Cause I believe it, then I opened it It said, "Bitches is out to get you Your friends, put a bomb in your Benz"
"I'm on a mission now to do harm to your friends know where you live, so evacuate the crib And oh, the little girl, that's cousin Shanice Since I be with her, I need you to babysit her"
"Besides, she looks up to you, her idol And is her first violin recital And she would be more happy if you could take her Peace, my number's on the of the paper, hit me later"
Damn, what went Can't we all just get along and hit songs? all up in my ass like a thong If this was a show, y'all hoes get 'Gonged'
'Cause if it's on, it's on, bring it on the fuck you waitin' for? C'mon, let's get it on What? takin' you so long? I got plans for the future To bring back head like Medusa
Girls be actin' stink, mad Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Girls be stink, mad funny Y'all bitches bleed me, on the monthly Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm killin'
Uh, we in the in this fucked up weather It's snowin' and I'm to put the whole shit together How Laverne, she always wanted to be me And dress like me and like me
And Nicole, it's like she in my house me for money, day in, day out And last but not least the grimiest one She it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
C'mon Shanice, I'm takin' you to my in L. Conn. I wanna go with you, uhh, be quiet and we'll get fine please, I wanna be just like you 600 Mercedes and in my doll babies
baguettes in my barrettes and H-class rocks inside my Baby G Fuck Barney and Lamb chops, I don't love them But anything when it comes to bankrolls
on my toes, X-and-O's Versace in designer clothes Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, take 'em to Toys 'R 'Us Make 'em spend, they then kick 'em out and take the bus
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E But all my call me Miss Little Queen Bee What, what? I like the green, know I mean? Ever The Professional? Well, I can clean
You what? I like you, little big person Rule number one, no Anyway, what you know about You too young for that, when I was age
I got hung for that Then I picked up the phone to my Aunt Dot So she could fill me in a more about the plot Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
"Hello?" Yo, what's the Why these buggin' out I mean, what's this all "See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to
They don't want you to win no Train, they don't want you to attend no more And I guess why, they ain't your friends no more The other day, when I was out the grocery store
I saw the bitch in front of the salon next door" For real? "Yup, I choked the bitch out At one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet her in my backseat
Then I dumped her on a dead-end The other Yeah, they still linger But you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em So just pray I home
And when we up, get rid of your phone" Whoo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh, It's five Bloody Mary's, one after another Hmmph, she you stressed, no wearin' white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess happens next 'Cause them two girls, that's still on the menu Is the reason why the story is to be
Girls be actin' stink, mad bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Girls be stink, mad funny Y'all bitches like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain then pop a I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all