My Aunt Dot left a glock and some blood on my Told me clean the shit up, she hit the streets Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
What? She don't know I like my guns Like my boy Troy with the twin-glizzies I heard a at the door To my I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you? I'm Shanice, don't remember me? She called me by my government name, Who sent My mom sent me, her name is Dottie She packed a in my knapsack along with a shottie
Hmmph, she was and mad fly She had the Prada knapsack with the hat to hiking boots with the mink bubble goose And I could see she was admiring my suit she handed me the note, here, read this
I stared her up and down 'Cause I couldn't believe it, I opened it It said, "Bitches is out to get you Your friends, put a bomb in your Benz"
"I'm on a mission now to do some harm to friends They know where you live, so evacuate the And oh, the little girl, your cousin Shanice Since I can't be with her, I you to babysit her"
"Besides, she looks up to you, her idol And tomorrow is her first violin And she be more than happy if you could take her Peace, my number's on the of the paper, hit me later"
Damn, what went Can't we all get along and make hit songs? all up in my ass like a thong If this was a show, y'all hoes get 'Gonged'
'Cause if it's on, then it's on, it on What the you waitin' for? C'mon, let's get it on What's takin' you so long? I got plans for the future To bring your head like Medusa
be actin' stink, mad funny Y'all bitches like me, on the monthly stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all
Girls be actin' stink, mad Y'all bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Uh, we in the Range in fucked up weather snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit together How Laverne, she always wanted to be me And like me and look like me
And Nicole, like she lived in my house me for money, day in, day out And last but not least the one Tayesha She it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
C'mon Shanice, I'm you to my house in L. Conn. I wanna go with you, uhh, be and we'll get along fine please, I wanna be just like you 600 Mercedes and in my doll babies
Crazy in my barrettes and H-class rocks inside my Baby G Fuck and Lamb chops, I don't love them hoes But anything goes when it comes to
on my toes, X-and-O's Versace hottie in clothes Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to 'R 'Us Make 'em spend, they cheese kick 'em out and take the bus
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E But all my friends call me Miss Little Bee What, I like the green, know what I mean? Ever The Professional? Well, I can clean
You know I like you, little big person number one, no cursin' Anyway, what you about that? You too young for that, I was your age
I woulda got for that Then I up the phone to call my Aunt Dot So she could me in a little more about the plot Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
"Hello?" Yo, what's the Why these bitches out I mean, what's this all "See it's sorta like what Harding did to Nancy
They want you to win no more Soul Train, they don't you to attend no more And I guess that's why, they ain't your no more The other day, when I was comin' out the grocery
I saw the bitch Nicole in of the salon next door" For real? "Yup, I choked the bitch out At least one to the heart, up her hands and feet her in my backseat
Then I dumped her on a dead-end The other two? Yeah, still linger But you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em So just I come home
And we hang up, get rid of your phone" Whoo, Aunt Dot comes, oh, brother It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after Hmmph, she you stressed, no wearin' white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what next them other two girls, that's still on the menu Is the why the story is to be continued
Girls be stink, mad funny Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm killin'
be actin' stink, mad funny Y'all bitches bleed me, on the monthly stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm killin'