My Aunt Dot left a glock and blood on my sheets me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets Even though I'm her niece, she me a piece caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
What? She don't know I my guns pretty? Like my boy Castor Troy with the I heard a at the door To my surprise I saw these two familiar
Who are you? Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't me? She called me by my name, Kimberly Who you? My mom sent me, her name is Dottie She packed a note in my along with a shottie
Hmmph, she was and mad fly She had the Prada knapsack with the hat to Bavari hiking boots with the bubble goose And I could see she was admiring my Minski Then she handed me the note, here, read
I just stared her up and 'Cause I believe it, then I opened it It said, "Bitches is out to get you Your so-called friends, put a in your Benz"
"I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your They where you live, so evacuate the crib And oh, the little girl, that's your Shanice Since I can't be her, I need you to babysit her"
"Besides, she up to you, you're her idol And tomorrow is her first recital And she would be more happy if you could take her Peace, my on the back of the paper, hit me later"
Damn, went wrong? Can't we all just get along and make hit Bitches all up in my ass a thong If this was a show, hoes would get 'Gonged'
'Cause if it's on, then it's on, it on What the fuck you waitin' C'mon, let's get it on What? What's takin' you so long? I got for the future To back your head like Medusa
Girls be actin' stink, mad Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
be actin' stink, mad funny Y'all bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm killin'
Uh, we in the Range in fucked up weather It's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the shit together How Laverne, she wanted to be like me And dress like me and like me
And Nicole, it's she lived in my house me for money, day in, day out And last but not least the grimiest one She planned it all, to find out her name is Keisha
Shanice, I'm takin' you to my house in L. Conn. I go with you, uhh, be quiet and we'll get along fine C'mon please, I wanna be like you 600 Mercedes and in my doll babies
Crazy in my barrettes and H-class inside my Baby G Shock Fuck Barney and Lamb chops, I don't love them But goes when it comes to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toes, Versace hottie in designer Scoop Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys 'R 'Us Make 'em spend, they cheese then 'em out and take the bus
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E But all my friends me Miss Little Queen Bee What, what? I like the green, what I mean? Ever The Professional? Well, I can clean
You know what? I like you, little big Rule number one, no Anyway, what you know that? You too for that, when I was your age
I got hung for that I picked up the phone to call my Aunt Dot So she fill me in a little more about the plot Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
"Hello?" Yo, the deal? Why these buggin' out I mean, what's all about? "See it's sorta like Tonya Harding did to Nancy
They want you to win no more Soul Train, they don't want you to no more And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no The other day, when I was comin' out the grocery
I saw the bitch Nicole in of the salon next door" For real? "Yup, I choked the bitch out At least one to the heart, up her hands and feet Through her in my
I dumped her on a dead-end street The other two? Yeah, they still But don't you a finger, I'ma get 'em So just pray I home
And when we hang up, get rid of phone" Whoo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh, like five Bloody Mary's, one after another Hmmph, she have you stressed, no white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess happens next 'Cause them two girls, that's still on the menu Is the why the story is to be continued
Girls be actin' stink, mad Y'all bitches bleed me, on the monthly stand the pain then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all
Girls be stink, mad funny bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all