My Aunt Dot left a glock and blood on my sheets Told me clean the up, then she hit the streets Even though I'm her niece, she me a piece Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated the silencer
What? She don't I like my guns pretty? Like my boy Troy with the twin-glizzies I heard a knock at the To my surprise I saw two familiar eyes
Who are you? Whattup? I'm Shanice, remember me? She called me by my government name, Who sent you? My mom sent me, her name is She packed a note in my knapsack along a shottie
Hmmph, she was and mad fly She had the Prada with the hat to match Bavari hiking boots with the mink goose And I see she was admiring my Minski suit Then she handed me the note, here, read
I just her up and down 'Cause I believe it, then I opened it It said, "Bitches is out to get you Your so-called friends, put a bomb in Benz"
"I'm on a mission now to do some to your friends They know where you live, so the crib And oh, the girl, that's your cousin Shanice I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her"
"Besides, she looks up to you, her idol And tomorrow is her first recital And she would be more than happy if you take her Peace, my on the back of the paper, hit me later"
Damn, what wrong? Can't we all just get and make hit songs? Bitches all up in my ass a thong If this was a show, hoes would get 'Gonged'
'Cause if it's on, then on, bring it on What the fuck you for? C'mon, let's get it on What? What's takin' you so I got plans for the future To bring back your head Medusa
Girls be actin' stink, mad Y'all bitches like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain then pop a I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all
Girls be actin' stink, mad bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all
Uh, we in the Range in fucked up weather It's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit How Laverne, she always wanted to be me And dress like me and like me
And Nicole, it's she lived in my house me for money, day in, day out And last but not least the grimiest one She planned it all, come to find out her is Keisha
C'mon Shanice, I'm you to my house in L. Conn. I wanna go with you, uhh, be quiet and get along fine please, I wanna be just like you 600 and 380's in my doll babies
Crazy in my barrettes and H-class rocks my Baby G Shock Fuck Barney and Lamb chops, I love them hoes But anything goes it comes to bankrolls
on my toes, X-and-O's Versace hottie in designer Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then 'em to Toys 'R 'Us 'em spend, they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
I'm the S the H the A the N the I the C the E But all my friends call me Miss Little Bee What, what? I like the green, what I mean? Ever seen The Professional? Well, I can
You what? I like you, little big person Rule number one, no Anyway, what you know about You too for that, when I was your age
I woulda got for that I picked up the phone to call my Aunt Dot So she could fill me in a little more the plot Nine, one, seven, eight, five, eight, two, one, two, two
"Hello?" Yo, the deal? Why these buggin' out I mean, what's this all "See it's sorta what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
They don't you to win no more Soul Train, they don't want you to attend no And I guess that's why, they ain't friends no more The day, when I was comin' out the grocery store
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon door" For real? "Yup, I choked the bitch out At one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet her in my backseat
Then I her on a dead-end street The other two? Yeah, they linger But you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em So just pray I come
And when we hang up, get rid of phone" Whoo, Aunt Dot comes, oh, brother It's five Bloody Mary's, one after another Hmmph, she you stressed, no wearin' white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what next 'Cause them two girls, that's still on the menu Is the reason why the is to be continued
Girls be stink, mad funny bitches bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the then pop a 'Humphrey' I know it hurts, I'm y'all
Girls be stink, mad funny Y'all bleed like me, on the monthly Can't stand the pain pop a 'Humphrey' I it hurts, I'm killin' y'all