Well, I was born in a town called Iowa, right where it oughta been Twenty-three houses, saloons, And a feed in nineteen-thirty. Had a sign, said "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came when they felt the need And they stopped at a place there in town called The Old Cafe
Now my daddy was a music man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' He'd lost two fingers in a chainsaw but he could play the violin And Mom played piana, just the keys in the And Dad played a on his three-fingered fiddle 'Cause that's all there was to do back there folks, ta go downtown and watch haircuts
So I was raised on Bowl tunes, you see Had a radio an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the summer just to cool. Yeah, many's a I'd lay awake for a distant station break Just a-settin' and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that fry.
Well, I to Nashville and Tulsa and Dallas And Oklahoma City my ear a callus And I'll never forget them at three A.M. They'd come on an' say "Friends, many a soul who needs us "So send letters an' cards ta Jesus "That's friends, in care a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the a' town Was the place where you got the hard-core sound Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta stop on their way to Dees There was signs all them windowsills Like "If the don't get ya, then Roosevelt will" And "The bank don't sell no beer, and we cash no checks."
Now them truckers talked about nothin' but haulin' And the words was really appallin' They thought them gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode Chevys and and big ol' stacks They's always complainin' their livers an' backs But they was fast-livin', strung-out, truck-drivin' son of a
Now the gal waitin' tables was really Had a motor on a fairly new chassis And she knew how to them truckers; name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd pour 'em a coffee, then she'd bat her Then she'd listen to 'em 'er some big fat lies Then she'd ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back in Joplin?
Now Mavis had all of her in a row Weighed ninety-eight put on quite a show Remind ya of a a' Cub Scouts tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no proposition that she couldn't Next ta her, nothin' hold a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but there on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the other hand, was really They remind ya of fingernails on glass A-stompin' on in, leavin' tracks all the Montgomery Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them counters and them stools They's always pickin' fights the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn into a a' tomcats
Well, I'll never them days gone by I's a kid, 'bout four foot high But I never forgot that lesson an' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', truck stop blues Came back ta in seventy-two As "The Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Cafe