Well, I was born in a town called Iowa, right where it oughta been Twenty-three houses, saloons, And a mill in nineteen-thirty. Had a sign, said "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came through they felt the need And they stopped at a place there in town The Old Home Cafe
Now my daddy was a lovin' man He six-foot-seven, had big ol' hands He'd lost two fingers in a but he could still play the violin And Mom piana, just the keys in the middle And Dad played a storm on his fiddle that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go downtown and watch haircuts
So I was raised on Bowl tunes, you see Had a radio an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the summer just to cool. Yeah, many's a I'd lay awake for a distant station break Just a-settin' and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that fry.
Well, I listened to Nashville and and Dallas And Oklahoma City my ear a callus And I'll never them announcers at three A.M. They'd come on an' say "Friends, there's a soul who needs us "So them letters an' cards ta Jesus "That's friends, in care a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the I remember, on the edge a' town Was the place where you really got the sound Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta stop on way to Dees Moins There was signs all them windowsills "If the Devil don't get ya, then Roosevelt will" And "The bank don't no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them truckers never talked about but haulin' And the four-letter was really appallin' They thought them gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode Chevys and Macks and big ol' always complainin' 'bout their livers an' backs But was fast-livin', strung-out, truck-drivin' son of a guns
Now the gal tables was really classy Had a motor on a fairly new chassis And she knew how to them truckers; name was Mavis Davis Yeah, pour 'em a coffee, then she'd bat her eyes Then she'd listen to 'em 'er some big fat lies Then she'd ask 'em how the wife and kids was, there in Joplin?
Now Mavis had all of her in a row ninety-eight pounds; put on quite a show Remind ya of a couple a' Cub tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no proposition she couldn't handle ta her, nothin' could hold a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but there on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the other hand, was crass remind ya of fingernails a-scratchin' on glass A-stompin' on in, leavin' tracks all over the Montgomery linoleum Yeah, pound them counters and kick them stools They's always fights with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd into a bunch a' tomcats
Well, I'll never them days gone by I's a kid, 'bout four foot high But I never forgot that an' pickin' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' truck blues Came back ta life in As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe