Well, I was born in a called Audubon Iowa, right where it oughta been Twenty-three houses, saloons, And a feed in nineteen-thirty. Had a neon sign, "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came through when they felt the And they stopped at a place there in town The Old Home Cafe
Now my daddy was a music man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' He'd lost two in a chainsaw but he could still play the violin And Mom played piana, the keys in the middle And Dad played a storm on his three-fingered 'Cause that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go and watch haircuts
So I was on Dust Bowl tunes, you see Had a radio an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the just to keep cool. Yeah, many's a I'd lay awake A-waitin' for a distant break Just a-settin' and a-wettin' an' that radio fry.
Well, I to Nashville and Tulsa and Dallas And Oklahoma gave my ear a callus And never forget them announcers at three A.M. come on an' say "Friends, there's many a soul who needs us "So send them letters an' cards ta "That's J-E-S-U-S friends, in a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the edge a' Was the place you really got the hard-core sound Yeah, a place the truckers used ta stop on their way to Dees Moins was signs all over them windowsills Like "If the Devil don't get ya, then will" And "The don't sell no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them never talked about nothin' but haulin' And the four-letter words was appallin' They thought them home-town gals was nothin' but for their amusement. Chevys and Macks and big ol' stacks They's complainin' 'bout their livers an' backs But they was fast-livin', strung-out, son of a guns
Now the gal waitin' was really classy Had a rebuilt motor on a new chassis And she knew how to handle them name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd 'em a coffee, then she'd bat her eyes Then she'd to 'em tell 'er some big fat lies Then she'd ask 'em how the and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now had all of her ducks in a row ninety-eight pounds; put on quite a show Remind ya of a couple a' Cub Scouts ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no proposition she couldn't handle Next ta her, nothin' could a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but from on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the other hand, was crass They remind ya of fingernails on glass A-stompin' on in, leavin' tracks all over the Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them counters and kick them They's always pickin' fights with the local But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn into a bunch a'
Well, never forget them days gone by I's just a kid, four foot high But I never forgot lesson an' pickin' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' truck stop Came back ta life in As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin'