Well, I was born in a called Audubon Southwest Iowa, right where it oughta Twenty-three houses, saloons, And a mill in nineteen-thirty. Had a neon sign, "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came through when they the need And stopped at a place there in town called The Old Home Cafe
Now my daddy was a music man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' He'd lost two in a chainsaw but he could still play the violin And Mom piana, just the keys in the middle And Dad a storm on his three-fingered fiddle 'Cause that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go downtown and haircuts
So I was raised on Bowl tunes, you see Had a six-tube an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the summer to keep cool. Yeah, many's a night I'd lay A-waitin' for a distant break Just and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that radio fry.
Well, I listened to Nashville and Tulsa and And City gave my ear a callus And I'll forget them announcers at three A.M. They'd on an' say "Friends, there's many a soul who needs us "So send them letters an' ta Jesus "That's friends, in care a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the edge a' Was the place where you really got the sound Yeah, a place where the truckers ta stop on their way to Dees Moins There was signs all over windowsills Like "If the Devil get ya, then Roosevelt will" And "The bank sell no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them truckers never talked about nothin' but And the four-letter was really appallin' They thought them gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode Chevys and Macks and big ol' They's always complainin' 'bout their livers an' But they was fast-livin', strung-out, son of a guns
Now the gal waitin' was really classy Had a motor on a fairly new chassis And she knew how to handle them name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd pour 'em a coffee, she'd bat her eyes Then she'd listen to 'em 'er some big fat lies Then ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now had all of her ducks in a row Weighed ninety-eight pounds; put on a show ya of a couple a' Cub Scouts tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no that she couldn't handle ta her, nothin' could hold a candle Not a of a lot upstairs, but from there on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the other hand, was really They remind ya of fingernails a-scratchin' on A-stompin' on in, leavin' tracks all over the Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them counters and kick stools They's always pickin' with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn a bunch a' tomcats
Well, I'll never forget days gone by I's a kid, 'bout four foot high But I never forgot that an' pickin' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' stop blues Came back ta in seventy-two As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
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