Attorneying Me On

Shes an attorney and turning me on, turning me on
And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her
Instead of learning, shes turning me on, turning me on
And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her

Im in love with my professor
Im a daydream obsessor
If I could magically undress her, I would

She always writes on the board a little higher than she should
My chances are not bad, theyre not good
Oh, oh, blessed are the shoulders that maliciously hike
Oh, oh, oh, the teachers tapered hemline to a new height

Oh, oh, I swear it almost hurts when she walks by
Oh, oh, oh and shes showin off her legs again
And Im a leg guy

Shes an attorney and turning me on, turning me on
And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her
Instead of learning, shes turning me on, turning me on
And I really like it and I wanna tell her

Im in love with my professor
Im a daydream obsessor
If I could magically undress her, I would

She reprimands me with a note on my test in red she wrote
I know you think its cute to insert funny phrases
When you do not know the answer, but I dont , but I do
Oh, oh, she says that I dont take this class too seriously
Oh, oh, oh, I say blame your tight short skirt
See-through shirt and not me

Oh, oh, youve gotta believe me, I swear Ive tried
Oh, oh and shes showin off her legs again
And Im a leg guy

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ah, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, ah
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