[Speaking a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the few days."
"Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow."
"Number one - outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods."
"Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the wash their and buttocks while I play with myself."
"Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is prohibited."
"Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I towards orgasm."
"Number five - while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally I have completed ejaculating."
"Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing property will be automatically suspended, unless are masturbating."
"If you have any questions about new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."
"Good day"