[Speaking through a "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone for the next few days."
"Though the policies set by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow."
"Number one - smoking outside the building will only be allowed during lunch periods."
"Number two - the girls' showering will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I with myself."
"Number three - showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact me is also prohibited."
"Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build orgasm."
"Number five - i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally I have completed ejaculating."
"Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property be automatically suspended, unless are masturbating."
"If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a up my ass."
"Good day"