Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't make a lick of
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it