Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it