Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But that just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it