Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it