Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it