Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average house a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it