Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and and carrying on
they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it