Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average white slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and gonna be pretty pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it