Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it