Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house with a nic floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it