Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can have a big cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't a lick of difference
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
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Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it