Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it