Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple that by 15 times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it