Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the ultrafast
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it