Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can have a big cake walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it