Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average white slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
and raving and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big democracy cake
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it