Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and and carrying on
they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it