Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple by 15 million times
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it