Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average house a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But that just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't a lick of difference
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it