Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My and my job, my kids and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a thing anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it