Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average white slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it