Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it