Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it