Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can have a big cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

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Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it