Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it