Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it