Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average house a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna the Styrofoam container right out the side
And ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it