Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and and books about war

I've got an house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can have a big democracy walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it