Luyện nghe bài hát Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white slob
I football and porno and books about war

got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can have a big democracy walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
Because got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it