I don't know why world keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all things in life) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (Trials and tribulations that we all go through) I don't know why this keep turning (When someone wants to test us when tries our patience) and round But I it would stop and let me off right now
I hang with a of hippies And tobacco planters Who lit roaches And up like jack-o-lanterns baby, and we suing the courts 'cause dope as fuck and only get a two in the source never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the warm they threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all when my mother took my bike away 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the After that, it was straight to the forty teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class freshman, dressed like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test And all the other kids said a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll is phys ed May be true, till I this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) bitch you so big You walked into Big and stepped on Jenny Craig She me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my pig I felt the evilness and started (rar!) It began storming, I heard a of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that bitch by her Drug her across the And took her up to the highest diving and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too to tell me stop While I drop this bitch face down and her belly flop
I don't know why this world turning (as the world turns) and round (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (These are the things we must go day by day)
We drive around in million dollar cars little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the 'Cause we dope as and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy be at like a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a park bitch I met a and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of But I'm as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated escapist So all your money And don't try nothin' 'Cause you know stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I to grab my gun when her ass put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a basket of I fell the glass doors Started a scene Then slid across the floor and flew right a washin' machine up with a broken back Thank god I was smokin' all day And up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was the bitch and snatch her purse Now I to kill her But so I catch her first Ran alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And shot her fuckin' up Kicked the door down to murder divorced slut around the room That's when I seen the bedroom door I you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz And seen her across the bed naked watchin' gay porn She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her I shot her five times and every bounced off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled I grabbed my knife and sliced off her right nipple Just to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and an earthquake and power outage I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why world keep turning (And as we go along) Round and (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (We all face obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't why this world keep turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the things that surround us our atmosphere) But I wish it stop and let me off right now
I don't know why this world turning (Every day every single day the keeps turning) and round