I know why this world keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all experience in life) But I it would stop and let me off right now (Trials and that we all must go through) I don't know why this keep turning (When someone wants to test us someone tries our patience) and round But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I hang with a of hippies And tobacco planters Who lit roaches And light up jack-o-lanterns baby, and we suing the courts 'cause we're dope as fuck and get a two in the source never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, a shit, in the warm pool 'til they threw me out the Inn I it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my took my bike away I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the ouncers teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, past the test guessin' And all the other kids said a dishead, He'll last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Fast (Who me?) Yeah you so big You into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my pig I felt the evilness and transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I a bunch of cheering fans swarming that bitch by her hair Drug her the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and her down Sorry coach, its too late to me stop While I drop this bitch face and watch her belly flop
I don't why this world keep turning (as the world turns) and round (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (These are the we must go through day by day)
We around in million dollar sports cars While little kids hide tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the 'Cause we dope as fuck and get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy be at Dressed a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to ya" I'd like to treat ya to a and a slice of pizza But I'm as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no Plus I'm a rapist and a prison escapist So all your money And don't try nothin' 'Cause you your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I to grab my gun when her ass put it on me Wit' an and hit me with a basket of laundry I through the glass doors Started causin' a Then slid across the floor and flew into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken Thank god I was smokin' all day And doped up off and smack All I to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I to kill her But so I gotta her first Ran alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this slut around the room That's when I seen the bedroom shut I you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as come out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay She said "Come her big boy, get acquainted" I turned around to run, my ankle and sprained it She came at me at speed, nothin' could stop her I shot her times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, let go" But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole an egg roll one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled I my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to (Ah! ah!)
here bitch! here! Take this dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why this world keep (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (We all small obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the things surround us through our atmosphere) But I wish it stop and let me off right now
I don't know why world keep turning (Every day single day the world keeps turning) and round