I don't know why world keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all things in life) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (Trials and that we all must go through) I don't know why this world turning (When wants to test us when someone tries our patience) Round and But I wish it stop and let me off right now
I hang with a of hippies And tobacco planters Who swallow lit And light up jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the 'cause we're dope as fuck and only get a two in the They never should've booted me out of reform Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the warm 'til threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother my bike away 'cause I my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the ouncers Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in of my counselors Class clown freshman, like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test And all the other kids said a dishead, He'll never last, the only he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) Yeah you so big You into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started (rar!) It began storming, I heard a of cheering fans swarming that bitch by her hair Drug her the ground And took her up to the diving board and tossed her down coach, its too late to tell me stop While I this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
I don't know why this world keep (as the world turns) Round and (These are the of our lives) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (These are the things we go through day by day)
We drive around in million sports cars While little kids hide this from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in The Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white blonds be at Dressed a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I get paid till the first of next month But if you to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I got no weed, no phillies, or no papers I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all money And don't try nothin' 'Cause you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to me I went to my gun when her ass put it on me Wit' an and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell the glass doors Started a scene Then slid across the and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up a broken back god I was smokin' crack all day And doped up off coke and All I wanted to do was the bitch and snatch her purse Now I want to her But so I gotta catch her Ran alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And shot her fuckin' up Kicked the down to murder this divorced slut around the room That's when I the bedroom door shut I you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You as well come out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread the bed naked watchin' gay porn She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and it She came at me at full speed, nothin' stop her I shot her five and every bullet bounced off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right Just trying to buy me time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that shit out, and ain't no about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and outage I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why world keep turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (We all face small and challenges everyday) I know why this world keep turning (That we go through) and round (These are the things that surround us our atmosphere) But I it would stop and let me off right now
I don't know why this keep turning (Every day every single day the world turning) Round and