I don't know why this keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all experience in life) But I wish it would and let me off right now (Trials and tribulations we all must go through) I don't know why world keep turning (When someone wants to test us when someone our patience) and round But I it would stop and let me off right now
I hang a bunch of hippies And wacky tobacco Who lit roaches And light up jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we the courts 'cause we're dope as fuck and get a two in the source never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, a shit, in the warm pool 'til threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all when my mother took my bike away 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and him in the microwave that, it was straight to the forty ouncers Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in front of my Class clown freshman, like Les Nessman Fuck the lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other kids said a dishead, never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim (Who me?) bitch you so big You walked into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny She picked me up to me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I felt the and started transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I heard a of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that by her hair Drug her across the And took her up to the highest board and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too to tell me stop While I drop bitch face down and watch her belly flop
I don't know why this keep turning (as the world turns) Round and (These are the of our lives) But I it would stop and let me off right now (These are the things we go through day by day)
We drive around in million dollar cars While little kids hide this tape from their parents bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in The Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat all the raunchy fat white trashy blonds be at Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna a trailer park bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of month But if you care to me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all money And don't try funny 'Cause you know your ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to my gun when her ass put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me a basket of laundry I fell the glass doors Started causin' a Then slid across the floor and flew right into a machine Jumped up a broken back Thank god I was smokin' all day And up off coke and smack All I to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I to kill her But so I gotta catch her Ran threw alleys, parkin' lots, and took a Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this slut around the room That's when I seen the door shut I know you're in bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread the bed naked watchin' gay porn She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, my ankle and sprained it She came at me at speed, nothin' could stop her I her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, let go" But she my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that shit out, and ain't no about it It hit the ground and caused an and power outage I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why world keep turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (We all small obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the that surround us through our atmosphere) But I it would stop and let me off right now
I don't know why this world turning (Every day every single day the keeps turning) and round