I don't know why world keep turning (Yes man) and round (As the world turns we all experience in life) But I it would stop and let me off right now (Trials and tribulations that we all go through) I don't know why this keep turning (When someone wants to test us someone tries our patience) Round and But I it would stop and let me off right now
I hang with a bunch of And wacky tobacco Who swallow lit And up like jack-o-lanterns baby, and we suing the courts 'cause we're as fuck and only get a two in the source They never should've booted me out of reform Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the pool 'til threw me out the Ramada Inn I it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my away 'cause I murdered my pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the ouncers teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, dressed Les Nessman the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other kids said a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is ed May be true, I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) bitch you so big You walked into Big and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started (rar!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering swarming Grabbed that by her hair Drug her across the And took her up to the highest board and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to tell me I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
I don't know why world keep turning (as the world turns) Round and (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (These are the we must go through day by day)
We drive around in million sports cars While little kids hide tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we the courts 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in The Hypochondriac, hanging out at the all the raunchy fat white trashy blonds be at Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna a trailer park bitch I met a and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next But I got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a and a repeated prison escapist So all your money And try nothin' funny 'Cause you know stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to my gun That's her ass put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a of laundry I fell the glass doors causin' a scene Then slid across the floor and flew right a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken god I was smokin' crack all day And up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was rape the and snatch her purse Now I want to her But so I gotta catch her Ran threw alleys, lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the That's when I seen the bedroom shut I know you're in bitch! I got my gun cocked! You as well come out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz And seen her spread the bed naked watchin' gay porn She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, my ankle and sprained it She at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to (Ah! ah!)
here bitch! here! Take this dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why this keep turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (We all face small and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the that surround us through our atmosphere) But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I know why this world keep turning (Every day single day the world keeps turning) and round