I don't know why this keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all experience in life) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (Trials and tribulations we all must go through) I don't why this world keep turning (When someone wants to us when someone tries our patience) and round But I it would stop and let me off right now
I hang with a of hippies And wacky planters Who lit roaches And light up like Outsiders baby, and we suing the 'cause we're as fuck and only get a two in the source They never should've booted me out of school Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the pool 'til they me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my bike 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the that, it was straight to the forty ouncers Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in front of my Class clown freshman, like Les Nessman Fuck the lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other said Eminem's a dishead, He'll last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she Slim Fast (Who me?) bitch you so big You walked Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I the evilness and started transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering swarming Grabbed bitch by her hair Drug her across the And took her up to the highest diving and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too to tell me stop While I drop this bitch face down and her belly flop
I don't know why this world keep turning (as the turns) Round and (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (These are the things we must go day by day)
We drive around in million dollar sports While little hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we the courts 'Cause we as fuck and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat all the raunchy fat white trashy blonds be at Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pale of Its dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch I met a and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison So gimme all your And try nothin' funny 'Cause you your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I to grab my gun when her ass put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a of laundry I fell through the doors Started a scene slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken Thank god I was smokin' all day And doped up off and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her Now I want to her But so I gotta her first Ran threw alleys, parkin' lots, and a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this slut Looked the room when I seen the bedroom door shut I know you're in bitch! I got my gun cocked! You as well come out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay She said "Come her big boy, get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and it She came at me at full speed, nothin' could her I shot her five and every bullet bounced off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and an earthquake and power outage I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
here bitch! here! Take this dick! Bitch, here!
I don't why this world keep turning (And as we go along) Round and (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (We all face obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world keep (That we go through) and round (These are the things surround us through our atmosphere) But I wish it would and let me off right now
I don't know why this world keep (Every day every day the world keeps turning) Round and