I don't know why this world turning (Yes man) and round (As the world we all experience things in life) But I wish it would and let me off right now (Trials and tribulations we all must go through) I don't know why this keep turning (When someone wants to test us when tries our patience) and round But I wish it would and let me off right now
I with a bunch of hippies And wacky tobacco Who lit roaches And up like jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the we're dope as fuck and only get a two in the source They should've booted me out of reform school fool, takin' a shit, in the warm pool 'til they threw me out the Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started my mother took my bike away 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the After that, it was straight to the ouncers Slappin' teachers, and off in front of my counselors clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, past the test guessin' And all the other said Eminem's a dishead, He'll last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this in gym class she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) Yeah you so big You walked Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my pig I the evilness and started transformin' (rar!) It storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that bitch by her Drug her across the And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her Sorry coach, its too late to me stop While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly
I don't know why this world turning (as the world turns) and round (These are the of our lives) But I it would stop and let me off right now (These are the we must go through day by day)
We drive around in million dollar sports While little kids this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the 'Cause we as fuck and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat trashy blonds be at Dressed a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna a trailer park bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to ya" I'd like to treat ya to a and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the of next month But if you to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no Plus I'm a and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all money And don't try nothin' 'Cause you know your ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to my gun That's her ass put it on me an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass causin' a scene Then slid the floor and flew right into a washin' machine up with a broken back Thank god I was smokin' all day And up off coke and smack All I to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I to kill her But so I gotta her first Ran threw alleys, parkin' lots, and a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And shot her fuckin' up the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the when I seen the bedroom door shut I know in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as come out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz And seen her across the bed naked watchin' gay porn She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin' stop her I shot her five times and every bounced off her I started to beg "No, let go" But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her nipple Just trying to buy me some time, I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that shit out, and no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and outage I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why world keep turning (And as we go along) Round and (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (We all face obstacles and challenges everyday) I know why this world keep turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the things that us through our atmosphere) But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I don't know why world keep turning (Every day every single day the world turning) Round and