I don't know why this keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all things in life) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (Trials and tribulations that we all go through) I don't know why this world turning (When someone wants to test us someone tries our patience) Round and But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I hang with a bunch of And wacky planters Who lit roaches And light up like Outsiders baby, and we suing the we're dope as fuck and only get a two in the source They never should've me out of reform school fool, takin' a shit, in the warm pool 'til they me out the Ramada Inn I said it me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all when my mother took my bike away 'cause I murdered my pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was to the forty ouncers Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in of my counselors clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman Fuck the lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the kids said Eminem's a dishead, He'll never last, the class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim (Who me?) Yeah you so big You walked Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of fans swarming that bitch by her hair Drug her the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her Sorry coach, its too to tell me stop While I drop this face down and watch her belly flop
I know why this world keep turning (as the world turns) Round and (These are the of our lives) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (These are the we must go through day by day)
We drive around in million dollar cars While little kids this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in The Hypochondriac, out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy be at Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pale of Its almost and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch I met a and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this blunt But I got no weed, no phillies, or no papers I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So all your money And try nothin' funny 'Cause you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to me I to grab my gun when her ass put it on me Wit' an and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass Started causin' a slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up a broken back Thank god I was smokin' all day And up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was the bitch and snatch her purse Now I want to her But so I gotta her first Ran threw alleys, lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up Kicked the down to murder this divorced slut around the room That's I seen the bedroom door shut I you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz And seen her spread the bed naked watchin' gay porn She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin' could her I shot her times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, let go" But she my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled I my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and outage I shouted "Now bitch, see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take this dick! Bitch, here!
I don't why this world keep turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (We all face obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't why this world keep turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the things surround us through our atmosphere) But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I don't know why world keep turning (Every day every day the world keeps turning) Round and