I don't know why this world turning (Yes man) and round (As the turns we all experience things in life) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (Trials and tribulations that we all go through) I don't know why world keep turning (When someone to test us when someone tries our patience) Round and But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I hang with a bunch of And tobacco planters Who swallow lit And light up jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the 'cause we're as fuck and only get a two in the source They never booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the pool 'til they threw me out the Inn I said it me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my away I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the ouncers Slappin' teachers, and off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, dressed Les Nessman the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the kids said Eminem's a dishead, He'll never last, the only class pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this in gym class she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) Yeah you so big You walked Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, I thought of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started (rar!) It storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed bitch by her hair Drug her the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and her down Sorry coach, its too late to tell me While I drop this bitch face down and watch her flop
I don't know why this keep turning (as the world turns) and round (These are the of our lives) But I it would stop and let me off right now (These are the things we must go day by day)
We around in million dollar sports cars While little kids this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we the courts 'Cause we dope as and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, hanging out at the Where all the raunchy fat white blonds be at Dressed a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a park bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its to meet ya" I'd like to ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza But I'm as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison So all your money And don't try funny 'Cause you your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I to grab my gun That's her ass put it on me Wit' an and hit me with a basket of laundry I through the glass doors Started causin' a Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' up with a broken back Thank god I was crack all day And doped up off and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her Now I want to her But so I gotta catch her Ran threw alleys, parkin' lots, and took a Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the That's when I seen the bedroom door I know in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay She said "Come her big boy, get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and it She came at me at full speed, could stop her I shot her five times and bullet bounced off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled I my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that shit out, and ain't no about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and outage I "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
here bitch! here! Take this dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why this keep turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (We all face obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world turning (That we go through) and round (These are the that surround us through our atmosphere) But I it would stop and let me off right now
I don't know why world keep turning (Every day every single day the world turning) and round