I don't know why this world turning (Yes man) and round (As the world turns we all experience in life) But I wish it would and let me off right now (Trials and that we all must go through) I don't know why world keep turning (When someone wants to test us when tries our patience) and round But I it would stop and let me off right now
I hang with a bunch of And wacky tobacco Who lit roaches And light up jack-o-lanterns baby, and we suing the courts 'cause we're dope as fuck and only get a two in the never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the pool 'til they threw me out the Inn I said it me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother my bike away 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the After that, it was straight to the forty Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in of my counselors Class clown freshman, like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test And all the other kids said a dishead, He'll never last, the only he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim (Who me?) Yeah you so big You walked Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my pig I the evilness and started transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of fans swarming Grabbed bitch by her hair Drug her across the And her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to me stop While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly
I don't why this world keep turning (as the world turns) and round (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (These are the we must go through day by day)
We drive around in dollar sports cars little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we the courts 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in The Hypochondriac, hanging out at the Where all the raunchy fat white blonds be at Dressed a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna a trailer park bitch I met a slut and "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was to roll this next blunt But I got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all your And don't try funny you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I to grab my gun That's her ass put it on me an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry I through the glass doors Started a scene Then across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a back Thank god I was crack all day And doped up off coke and All I wanted to do was the bitch and snatch her purse Now I want to her But so I gotta her first Ran threw alleys, lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And shot her porch up Kicked the door down to murder this slut around the room That's when I seen the door shut I know you're in bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay She "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my and sprained it She at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her I shot her five times and every bounced off her I started to beg "No, let go" But she my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around I grabbed my pocket knife and off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an and power outage I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who the best!" Stuffed that shit in and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take this dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why this world keep (And as we go along) Round and (Throughout the of our lives) But I it would stop and let me off right now (We all face small and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the things that surround us our atmosphere) But I wish it would and let me off right now
I don't know why this world keep (Every day single day the world keeps turning) and round