I don't know why world keep turning (Yes man) Round and (As the world turns we all experience in life) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (Trials and tribulations we all must go through) I don't know why world keep turning (When someone wants to test us when someone our patience) Round and But I it would stop and let me off right now
I hang with a bunch of And tobacco planters Who swallow lit And light up jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the 'cause we're dope as and only get a two in the source They never should've booted me out of school fool, takin' a shit, in the warm pool 'til threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my away 'cause I my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the forty teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class freshman, dressed like Les Nessman the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other kids Eminem's a dishead, He'll last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she Slim Fast (Who me?) bitch you so big You into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started (rar!) It began storming, I a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that by her hair Drug her across the And took her up to the highest diving and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to me stop While I drop this face down and watch her belly flop
I don't know why this keep turning (as the world turns) and round (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (These are the things we must go day by day)
We drive around in million dollar sports While little kids this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we the courts 'Cause we as fuck and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, hanging out at the Where all the raunchy fat trashy blonds be at Dressed a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a of pizza But I'm broke as and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no Plus I'm a rapist and a prison escapist So gimme all money And don't try nothin' 'Cause you know your ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to my gun That's her ass put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a of laundry I through the glass doors causin' a scene Then slid across the and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken god I was smokin' crack all day And doped up off and smack All I wanted to do was rape the and snatch her purse Now I want to her But so I gotta her first Ran alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And her fuckin' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this slut Looked around the That's when I the bedroom door shut I you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay She said "Come her big boy, get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my and sprained it She at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her I her five times and every bullet bounced off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' crippled I grabbed my pocket and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and an earthquake and power outage I shouted "Now bitch, see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why world keep turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (We all face obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't why this world keep turning (That we go through) and round (These are the that surround us through our atmosphere) But I wish it would stop and let me off now
I don't know why world keep turning (Every day every single day the world turning) and round