I don't know why world keep turning (Yes man) and round (As the world turns we all things in life) But I wish it stop and let me off right now (Trials and tribulations we all must go through) I don't know why this world turning (When someone wants to us when someone tries our patience) Round and But I wish it would and let me off right now
I hang a bunch of hippies And tobacco planters Who swallow lit And up like jack-o-lanterns baby, and we suing the courts 'cause we're dope as fuck and only get a two in the They should've booted me out of reform school fool, takin' a shit, in the warm pool 'til they me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother my bike away I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the forty Slappin' teachers, and off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test And all the other kids said a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is ed May be true, till I told bitch in gym class she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) Yeah you so big You walked into Big Panties and stepped on Craig She picked me up to snap me a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I of my guinea pig I felt the and started transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of fans swarming Grabbed that bitch by her her across the ground And took her up to the highest diving and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to tell me While I drop this bitch face and watch her belly flop
I don't know why this keep turning (as the world turns) Round and (These are the of our lives) But I wish it would and let me off right now (These are the things we must go day by day)
We drive around in million sports cars While little kids hide this tape their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we the courts 'Cause we as fuck and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, hanging out at the Where all the raunchy fat white trashy be at like a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm tryna nail a trailer park bitch I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the of next month But if you care to me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I got no weed, no phillies, or no papers I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So all your money And don't try funny 'Cause you know stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me I to grab my gun That's her ass put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a of laundry I through the glass doors Started a scene Then across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken Thank god I was crack all day And doped up off and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and her purse Now I to kill her But so I gotta her first Ran alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut Saw the she ran up in And shot her fuckin' up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced Looked the room That's when I seen the bedroom shut I know you're in bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as come out now She "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I was Liz Claiborne And her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn She said "Come her big boy, get acquainted" I around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin' stop her I her five times and every bullet bounced off her I to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my fuckin' leg like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around I grabbed my pocket knife and off her right nipple Just trying to buy me time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go dick! Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and outage I shouted "Now bitch, see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!)
Come bitch! here! Take motherfuckin' dick! Bitch, here!
I don't know why this world turning (And as we go along) and round (Throughout the of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off now (We all face small obstacles and everyday) I don't know why this keep turning (That we go through) Round and (These are the things surround us through our atmosphere) But I it would stop and let me off right now
I don't know why world keep turning (Every day single day the world keeps turning) Round and