Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig 1984)
Johnny and Janie were the perfect married
But not in bed
Oh they tried taking drugs, How-To Books, Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their love was dead.
'Till one day Janie went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique.
She a long cylindrical thing.
Now is smiling, Johnny is not.
Every night you can him sing,
He says,
``Our love is bein' kept by Artificial Means,
You've grown emotionally attached to that pink machine,
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is kept alive by artificial means''
went down to the barroom
He one drink, he bought two, he bought three.
Oh, he moaned to the the state of his married life.
said, ``Hey Bud, just listen to me.''
So Johnny over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique,
He a plastic blow-up doll.
Now Johnny is smiling, is not.
She is she is jealous, she's appalled.
She
``Our love is bein' kept alive by Means
grown emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene.
Our is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause our love is being kept by artificial means''
Bridge: (wires), Switches (switches), Batteries
(batteries), (plastic),
Tufts of hair.
Who'd ever think they replace the love (love!)
Humans to share (humans used to, humans used to,
humans used to, used to!)
one fateful day those batteries died
At the same moment that big doll sprung a leak (psssss).
Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie at Johnny,
both found it difficult to speak
I wish I say they threw those contraptions away
And fell in all over again,
But Johnny up that hissing woman
When stole the batteries from his Sony Walkman.
Their love is bein kept by Artificial Means.
They've grown emotionally attached to modern sex
machines.
Their is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause their love is being kept alive by means
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