Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig 1984)
Johnny and Janie were the perfect married
But not in bed
Oh tried taking drugs, How-To Books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their life was dead.
'Till one day Janie over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique.
She bought a long thing.
Now is smiling, Johnny is not.
Every night you can him sing,
He says,
``Our love is kept alive by Artificial Means,
You've grown emotionally to that little pink machine,
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our is being kept alive by artificial means''
went down to the barroom
He one drink, he bought two, he bought three.
Oh, he moaned to the bartender the state of his life.
Bartender said, ``Hey Bud, just to me.''
So Johnny over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique,
He bought a plastic doll.
Now is smiling, Janie is not.
She is angry she is jealous, appalled.
She
``Our love is bein' alive by Artificial Means
You've emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene.
Our is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial
Bridge: (wires), Switches (switches), Batteries
(batteries), (plastic),
Tufts of hair.
Who'd think they could replace the love (love!)
used to share (humans used to, humans used to,
humans used to, used to!)
Then one fateful day those died
At the moment that that big doll sprung a leak (psssss).
looked at Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny,
They both found it to speak
I I could say they threw those contraptions away
And in love all over again,
But Johnny taped up that woman
When Janie the batteries from his Sony Walkman.
love is bein kept alive by Artificial Means.
They've grown attached to those modern sex
machines.
relationship is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause their love is being kept alive by means
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