Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Flip-A-Jig Music 1984)
Johnny and Janie were the perfect couple
But not in bed
Oh they tried taking drugs, How-To Books, Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their love was dead.
one day Janie went over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique.
She a long cylindrical thing.
Now Janie is smiling, is not.
night you can hear him sing,
He says,
``Our love is bein' kept by Artificial Means,
You've grown attached to that little pink machine,
Our is not as healthy as it seems
our love is being kept alive by artificial means''
Johnny went down to the
He bought one drink, he two, he bought three.
Oh, he moaned to the the state of his married life.
Bartender said, ``Hey Bud, just to me.''
So Johnny went over to the Pussycat Boutique,
He bought a plastic doll.
Now is smiling, Janie is not.
She is she is jealous, she's appalled.
She
``Our love is bein' alive by Artificial Means
You've emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene.
Our relationship is not as as it seems,
'Cause our love is being kept alive by means''
Bridge: (wires), Switches (switches), Batteries
(batteries), (plastic),
of polyester hair.
Who'd ever think they could the love (love!)
Humans used to share (humans used to, used to,
humans used to, humans to!)
Then one fateful day batteries died
At the same moment that that big doll sprung a (psssss).
Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie at Johnny,
They both it difficult to speak
I wish I could say they threw contraptions away
And in love all over again,
But Johnny taped up hissing woman
When Janie stole the from his Sony Walkman.
Their love is bein alive by Artificial Means.
They've grown emotionally attached to modern sex
machines.
Their is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause their love is being kept alive by means
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