Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig 1984)
and Janie were the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh they tried taking drugs, How-To Books, Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their love was dead.
'Till one day Janie went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique.
She bought a cylindrical thing.
Now is smiling, Johnny is not.
Every you can hear him sing,
He says,
``Our is bein' kept alive by Artificial Means,
You've grown emotionally to that little pink machine,
Our is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause our love is being kept alive by means''
Johnny went to the barroom
He bought one drink, he bought two, he three.
Oh, he to the bartender the state of his married life.
Bartender said, ``Hey Bud, listen to me.''
So Johnny went over to the Pussycat Boutique,
He a plastic blow-up doll.
Now Johnny is smiling, is not.
She is angry she is jealous, appalled.
She
``Our love is kept alive by Artificial Means
You've emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene.
Our relationship is not as as it seems,
'Cause our love is being kept alive by means''
Bridge: Wires (wires), Switches (switches),
(batteries), (plastic),
Tufts of hair.
Who'd ever think they could replace the (love!)
Humans used to share (humans to, humans used to,
used to, humans used to!)
Then one fateful day those died
At the same moment that that big sprung a leak (psssss).
looked at Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny,
They found it difficult to speak
I wish I could say they threw those contraptions
And fell in all over again,
But Johnny up that hissing woman
When Janie stole the batteries his Sony Walkman.
Their love is kept alive by Artificial Means.
grown emotionally attached to those modern sex
machines.
Their is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause their love is being kept by artificial means
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