Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Flip-A-Jig Music 1984)
and Janie were the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh they tried taking drugs, How-To Books, Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their life was dead.
'Till one day Janie went over to the Pink Boutique.
She a long cylindrical thing.
Now is smiling, Johnny is not.
Every night you can him sing,
He says,
love is bein' kept alive by Artificial Means,
You've grown emotionally attached to that pink machine,
Our relationship is not as as it seems
'Cause our love is being kept by artificial means''
Johnny went down to the
He one drink, he bought two, he bought three.
Oh, he moaned to the the state of his married life.
Bartender said, ``Hey Bud, listen to me.''
So Johnny over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique,
He a plastic blow-up doll.
Now is smiling, Janie is not.
She is angry she is jealous, appalled.
She
``Our love is bein' alive by Artificial Means
You've grown emotionally to that poly-ethylene.
Our relationship is not as as it seems,
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial
Wires (wires), Switches (switches), Batteries
(batteries), (plastic),
of polyester hair.
Who'd ever they could replace the love (love!)
Humans used to share (humans used to, used to,
humans used to, humans to!)
Then one fateful day those batteries
At the same moment that that big doll a leak (psssss).
Janie looked at Johnny looked at looked at Johnny,
They both found it to speak
I wish I could say they threw contraptions away
And fell in all over again,
But Johnny taped up that woman
When Janie stole the from his Sony Walkman.
Their is bein kept alive by Artificial Means.
They've emotionally attached to those modern sex
machines.
relationship is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause their love is being kept alive by artificial
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