Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig 1984)
Johnny and Janie the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh they tried drugs, How-To Books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their love was dead.
one day Janie went over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique.
She a long cylindrical thing.
Now is smiling, Johnny is not.
night you can hear him sing,
He says,
``Our love is bein' kept alive by Means,
You've grown emotionally to that little pink machine,
Our relationship is not as healthy as it
our love is being kept alive by artificial means''
Johnny down to the barroom
He bought one drink, he bought two, he three.
Oh, he moaned to the the state of his married life.
Bartender said, Bud, just listen to me.''
So Johnny went to the Pink Pussycat Boutique,
He a plastic blow-up doll.
Now is smiling, Janie is not.
She is angry she is jealous, appalled.
She
``Our love is bein' alive by Artificial Means
You've grown emotionally to that poly-ethylene.
Our relationship is not as as it seems,
'Cause our love is being alive by artificial means''
Wires (wires), Switches (switches), Batteries
(batteries), (plastic),
of polyester hair.
Who'd ever think they replace the love (love!)
Humans used to (humans used to, humans used to,
humans to, humans used to!)
Then one day those batteries died
At the same moment that big doll sprung a leak (psssss).
Janie at Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny,
They both found it difficult to
I wish I could say they threw those away
And in love all over again,
But taped up that hissing woman
When Janie the batteries from his Sony Walkman.
Their love is bein kept alive by Means.
grown emotionally attached to those modern sex
machines.
Their relationship is not as as it seems,
'Cause their love is being kept by artificial means
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