Luyện nghe bài hát Artificial Means

ARTIFICIAL
(Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig 1984)
Johnny and were the perfect married couple
But not in bed
Oh they tried drugs, How-To Books, even Dr. Ruth
But for all and purposes,
Their love was dead.
'Till one day Janie went over to the Pink Boutique.
She a long cylindrical thing.
Now is smiling, Johnny is not.
night you can hear him sing,
He says,
``Our love is bein' kept alive by Means,
You've grown emotionally attached to little pink machine,
Our is not as healthy as it seems
'Cause our love is being kept alive by means''
Johnny went down to the
He bought one drink, he bought two, he three.
Oh, he moaned to the bartender the of his married life.
Bartender said, ``Hey Bud, listen to me.''
So went over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique,
He bought a blow-up doll.
Now Johnny is smiling, is not.
She is angry she is jealous, appalled.
She
``Our love is bein' kept alive by Artificial
You've grown emotionally to that poly-ethylene.
Our relationship is not as as it seems,
'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial
Bridge: Wires (wires), Switches (switches),
(batteries), (plastic),
Tufts of hair.
Who'd ever think they could replace the (love!)
Humans used to share (humans used to, used to,
used to, humans used to!)
Then one day those batteries died
At the same moment that that big doll sprung a (psssss).
Janie at Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny,
both found it difficult to speak
I wish I could say they those contraptions away
And fell in all over again,
But taped up that hissing woman
When Janie stole the batteries his Sony Walkman.
Their love is bein alive by Artificial Means.
They've emotionally attached to those modern sex
machines.
relationship is not as healthy as it seems,
'Cause their love is kept alive by artificial means
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