Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, they invited to come on TV
a full bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They made it a and cosy day
Everyone new cloths and everyone happy

After they for 3 hours, they arrived
They needed to sit quickly, close to other
The director "All shut up
Don't in the camera and applause is obliged
When I wave with my papers the hit eachother...

The elderly got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun
And during the commercials Mien was taken out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"

The elderly association needed to too, some kind of national anthem
But Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that
The didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
This is TV man, no day out

cattle, do you want to clap?
Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
Hands hit each other, 1, 2

I can cry it, I get sick of it
Take those scandal programs with that curding
Jan fucked his mother, and the dog
I don't a fuck, so shut up

Even worse is Hansje his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking about pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on
dog is better in it, 'apport' the boss Fernando!(*6)

The elderly from Klazinaratjetoe
Was day more dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Mien had enough
will never go to the 'vakantieman' again...

(*1 is just a fictional town)
(*2 'De is an old Dutch program. Translated: "The Holiday guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means like 'there you go' )
(*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The of Fortune")
(*5 van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)