The association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1) They got a note, they were to come on TV a full bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2) They made it a and cosy day Everyone with new cloths and everyone
After drove for 3 hours, they arrived They needed to sit quickly, to each other The called: "All shut up Don't squint in the camera and applause is When I wave my papers the hands hit eachother...
The elderly got flags and they needed to wave them But Aunt Mien had and begun coughing And during the commercials Mien was taken out of the audience "Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"
The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of anthem But Uncle Jan dentures, he couldn't do that The director didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the This is TV man, no day out
cattle, do you want to clap? Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3) Applause cattle, on TV Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee
I can cry about it, I get of it Take scandal programs with that curding audience Jan fucked his mother, and the dog I don't a fuck, so shut up
Even is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4) And I'm not even talking about pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5) and clap, 1, 2, on commando Your dog is better in it, 'apport' the Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Was that day more than tired Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough They will go to the 'vakantieman' again...
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is a fictional town) (*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old program. Translated: "The Holiday guy") (*3 Hupsakee really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' ) (*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The of Fortune") (*5 'André van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his is the pizza man) (*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)