The elderly from Klazienaratjetoe(*1) They got a note, were invited to come on TV With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2) made it a nice and cosy day Everyone with new cloths and happy
they drove for 3 hours, they arrived They needed to sit quickly, close to each The called: "All shut up Don't squint in the camera and applause is I wave with my papers the hands hit eachother...
The elderly association got flags and needed to wave them But Aunt Mien had and begun coughing And the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience "Fuck off, bitch, you in your behavior"
The elderly association to song too, some kind of national anthem But Uncle Jan without dentures, he do that The director didn't no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door is TV man, no stupid day out
Applause cattle, do you want to hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3) Applause cattle, on TV Hands hit each other, 1, 2
I can cry about it, I get of it Take those scandal programs with that audience Jan his mother, and Kees the dog I don't give a fuck, so up
worse is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4) And I'm not even talking about pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5) Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on Your dog is in it, 'apport' the boss Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Was that day dead than tired Uncle Jan and Mien had enough They will never go to the again...
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a town) (*2 'De is an old Dutch program. Translated: "The Holiday guy") (*3 isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' ) (*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. "The Wheel of Fortune") (*5 'André van Duin' is a famous comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man) (*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)