Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, they were invited to on TV
a full bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They it a nice and cosy day
Everyone new cloths and everyone happy

After they drove for 3 hours, arrived
They needed to sit quickly, to each other
The director "All shut up
squint in the camera and applause is obliged
When I wave with my the hands hit eachother...

The elderly association got flags and needed to wave them
But Mien had asthma and begun coughing
And during the commercials Aunt Mien was out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"

The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of anthem
But Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that
The director didn't knew no pardon, and Jan was shown the door
is TV man, no stupid day out

Applause cattle, do you want to
Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee

I can cry it, I get sick of it
those scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan fucked his mother, and the dog
I don't a fuck, so shut up

Even is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking those pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5)
and clap, 1, 2, on commando
Your dog is better in it, 'apport' the Fernando!(*6)

The elderly association from
Was that day dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt Mien had
They never go to the 'vakantieman' again...

(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a town)
(*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. "The Holiday guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' )
(*4 van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The Wheel of Fortune")
(*5 'André van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his is the pizza man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)