The elderly from Klazienaratjetoe(*1) got a note, they were invited to come on TV With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2) They made it a nice and day Everyone with new and everyone happy
they drove for 3 hours, they arrived They needed to sit quickly, close to each The called: "All shut up Don't squint in the and applause is obliged When I wave with my papers the hit eachother...
The elderly got flags and they needed to wave them But Mien had asthma and begun coughing And during the Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience "Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"
The elderly association needed to song too, kind of national anthem But Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that The director didn't knew no pardon, and Jan was shown the door is TV man, no stupid day out
Applause cattle, do you want to Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3) Applause cattle, on TV Hands hit each other, 1, 2
I can cry it, I get sick of it Take those scandal programs with that audience Jan his mother, and Kees the dog I don't give a fuck, so up
worse is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4) And I'm not talking about those pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5) and clap, 1, 2, on commando Your dog is better in it, the boss Fernando!(*6)
The association from Klazinaratjetoe Was that day dead than tired Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough They will go to the 'vakantieman' again...
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a town) (*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old program. Translated: "The Holiday guy") (*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' ) (*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch show. Translated: "The Wheel of Fortune") (*5 'André van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the man) (*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)