Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They made it a and cosy day
Everyone with new cloths and happy

After they drove for 3 hours, they
They needed to sit quickly, close to other
The called: "All shut up
Don't squint in the camera and is obliged
When I with my papers the hands hit eachother...

The elderly association got flags and they to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and coughing
And during the Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you in your behavior"

The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of anthem
But Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that
The director didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was the door
This is TV man, no day out

Applause cattle, do you want to
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
Hands hit each other, 1, 2

I can cry it, I get sick of it
those scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan his mother, and Kees the dog
I don't give a fuck, so up

Even worse is with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking about those pizza's of Duin'(*5)
and clap, 1, 2, on commando
Your dog is better in it, 'apport' the Fernando!(*6)

The elderly from Klazinaratjetoe
Was day more dead than tired
Jan and Aunt Mien had enough
They never go to the 'vakantieman' again...

(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is a fictional town)
(*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. Translated: "The guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' )
(*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The of Fortune")
(*5 'André van Duin' is a famous comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)