The association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1) They got a note, were invited to come on TV With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2) They it a nice and cosy day with new cloths and everyone happy
After they drove for 3 hours, arrived They needed to sit quickly, close to each The called: "All shut up Don't in the camera and applause is obliged When I with my papers the hands hit eachother...
The elderly association got flags and needed to wave them But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun And during the Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience "Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"
The association needed to song too, some kind of national anthem But Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that The director knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door This is TV man, no day out
Applause cattle, do you to clap? hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3) Applause cattle, on TV hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee
I can cry it, I get sick of it Take those scandal programs with that curding Jan his mother, and Kees the dog I give a fuck, so shut up
Even is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4) And I'm not even talking those pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5) Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on Your dog is better in it, 'apport' the Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Was day more dead than tired Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough They will never go to the again...
(*1 is just a fictional town) (*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. "The Holiday guy") (*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' ) (*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. "The Wheel of Fortune") (*5 van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man) (*6 is what you say to your dog when you throw a stick)