The elderly association Klazienaratjetoe(*1) They got a note, were invited to come on TV With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2) They it a nice and cosy day Everyone new cloths and everyone happy
After they for 3 hours, they arrived They needed to sit quickly, close to each The director "All shut up Don't in the camera and applause is obliged When I wave with my papers the hit eachother...
The elderly association got flags and they needed to wave But Aunt Mien had and begun coughing And the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience "Fuck off, bitch, you in your behavior"
The elderly association to song too, some kind of national anthem But Uncle Jan without dentures, he do that The director didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was the door This is TV man, no day out
cattle, do you want to clap? Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3) Applause cattle, on TV Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee
I can cry it, I get sick of it Take those scandal programs with that audience Jan his mother, and Kees the dog I don't give a fuck, so up
worse is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4) And I'm not even talking about those of 'van Duin'(*5) and clap, 1, 2, on commando Your dog is better in it, 'apport' the Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Was day more dead than tired Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough They will never go to the again...
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a town) (*2 'De is an old Dutch program. Translated: "The Holiday guy") (*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' ) (*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The of Fortune") (*5 'André van Duin' is a Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man) (*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)