Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The elderly from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, they invited to come on TV
With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They it a nice and cosy day
Everyone with new and everyone happy

After they drove for 3 hours, arrived
They needed to sit quickly, close to each
The director "All shut up
Don't in the camera and applause is obliged
When I with my papers the hands hit eachother...

The elderly association got flags and needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and coughing
And the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you in your behavior"

The elderly association needed to too, some kind of national anthem
But Jan without dentures, he couldn't do that
The director didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the
This is TV man, no day out

Applause cattle, do you want to
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee

I can cry about it, I get of it
Take scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan his mother, and Kees the dog
I don't give a fuck, so up

Even worse is with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even about those pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on
Your dog is in it, 'apport' the boss Fernando!(*6)

The elderly association Klazinaratjetoe
Was that day more than tired
Uncle Jan and Mien had enough
They never go to the 'vakantieman' again...

(*1 is just a fictional town)
(*2 'De is an old Dutch program. Translated: "The Holiday guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' )
(*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old game show. Translated: "The Wheel of Fortune")
(*5 'André van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to dog when you throw a stick)