Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The elderly from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They it a nice and cosy day
with new cloths and everyone happy

After they drove for 3 hours, they
They to sit quickly, close to each other
The director called: "All up
Don't squint in the camera and is obliged
When I wave with my papers the hit eachother...

The elderly got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun
And during the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the
"Fuck off, bitch, you in your behavior"

The elderly association to song too, some kind of national anthem
But Uncle Jan dentures, he couldn't do that
The director didn't no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
is TV man, no stupid day out

Applause cattle, do you want to
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee

I can cry it, I get sick of it
Take those scandal programs with that curding
Jan fucked his mother, and the dog
I give a fuck, so shut up

Even worse is with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking about those of 'van Duin'(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on
Your dog is better in it, the boss Fernando!(*6)

The elderly association Klazinaratjetoe
Was that day more than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough
They will never go to the again...

(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is a fictional town)
(*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. "The Holiday guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like you go' )
(*4 van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The Wheel of Fortune")
(*5 'André van is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 'Apport' is you say to your dog when you throw a stick)