Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The elderly from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, were invited to come on TV
With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They made it a nice and day
Everyone with new cloths and happy

After drove for 3 hours, they arrived
They to sit quickly, close to each other
The director called: "All up
Don't in the camera and applause is obliged
When I wave with my papers the hit eachother...

The elderly got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt had asthma and begun coughing
And during the Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"

The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of national
But Uncle Jan without dentures, he do that
The didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
This is TV man, no day out

Applause cattle, do you want to
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee

I can cry about it, I get of it
Take those scandal programs with that audience
Jan his mother, and Kees the dog
I don't a fuck, so shut up

Even is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking about those pizza's of Duin'(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on
Your dog is in it, 'apport' the boss Fernando!(*6)

The elderly association Klazinaratjetoe
Was that day dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough
They never go to the 'vakantieman' again...

(*1 is just a fictional town)
(*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. Translated: "The guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' )
(*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch show. Translated: "The Wheel of Fortune")
(*5 van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog you throw a stick)