Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The elderly from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
They made it a and cosy day
with new cloths and everyone happy

After they for 3 hours, they arrived
They to sit quickly, close to each other
The director "All shut up
Don't squint in the camera and is obliged
When I wave my papers the hands hit eachother...

The association got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun
And the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you failed in behavior"

The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of anthem
But Uncle Jan without dentures, he couldn't do
The director knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
is TV man, no stupid day out

Applause cattle, do you to clap?
Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
Hands hit other, 1, 2 hupsakee

I can cry it, I get sick of it
Take those scandal programs that curding audience
Jan fucked his mother, and the dog
I don't give a fuck, so up

Even worse is Hansje his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking those pizza's of 'van Duin'(*5)
and clap, 1, 2, on commando
Your dog is in it, 'apport' the boss Fernando!(*6)

The elderly association Klazinaratjetoe
Was day more dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt had enough
They will never go to the again...

(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is a fictional town)
(*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. "The Holiday guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' )
(*4 'Rad van Fortuin' is an old Dutch game show. "The Wheel of Fortune")
(*5 van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to dog when you throw a stick)