Luyện nghe bài hát Applause Cattle

The elderly association Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a bus to the 'Vakantieman'(*2)
made it a nice and cosy day
Everyone with new cloths and happy

After drove for 3 hours, they arrived
They needed to sit quickly, close to each
The called: "All shut up
Don't in the camera and applause is obliged
When I with my papers the hands hit eachother...

The elderly association got flags and they needed to wave
But Aunt had asthma and begun coughing
And during the commercials Aunt was taken out of the audience
"Fuck off, bitch, you in your behavior"

The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of national
But Uncle Jan dentures, he couldn't do that
The director didn't knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was the door
This is TV man, no day out

Applause cattle, do you want to
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, on TV
hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee

I can cry it, I get sick of it
those scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan fucked his mother, and the dog
I give a fuck, so shut up

Even is Hansje with his 'Rad van Fortuin'(*4)
And I'm not even talking about those pizza's of Duin'(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on
Your dog is better in it, the boss Fernando!(*6)

The elderly association from
Was that day dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt Mien had
will never go to the 'vakantieman' again...

(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is a fictional town)
(*2 'De Vakantieman' is an old Dutch program. "The Holiday guy")
(*3 Hupsakee isn't really a Dutch word. It's pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like 'there you go' )
(*4 'Rad van is an old Dutch game show. Translated: "The Wheel of Fortune")
(*5 'André van Duin' is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the man)
(*6 'Apport' is what you say to your dog when you a stick)