Times changed And often rewound the clock the Puritans got a shock When landed on Plymouth Rock. If Any they should try to stem of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would on them.
In olden days, a of stocking Was on as something shocking. But now, God knows, goes. Good authors too who once knew better Now only use four-letter prose. goes. If driving cars you like, If low you like, If old you like, If limbs you like, If Mae you like, Or me you like, Why, will oppose. When ev"ry the set that"s smart is in- at nudist parties in Studios. goes.
When Missus Ned McLean (God her) Can get reds to "yes" her, I suppose goes. When Rockefeller can hoard enough money to let Max Gordon his shows, goes. The has gone mad today And bad today, And white today, And day's today, And gent today You a cent today had several chateaux. When folks who can ride in jitneys Find out Vanderbilts and baby clothes, goes.
When Sam Goldwyn can great conviction Anna Sten in diction, Then Anna goes. When you hear that Mendl standing up Now a handspring landing up- On her toes, goes. Just think of those shocks got And those you've got And those blues got From news you've got And those you've got (If any brains got) From those radios. So Missus R., all her trimmings, Can broadcast a bed from 'Cause knows goes.