Times changed And we've often rewound the Since the got a shock When they on Plymouth Rock. If Any shock should try to stem 'Stead of on Plymouth Rock, Rock would land on them.
In olden days, a of stocking Was looked on as shocking. But now, God knows, goes. Good too who once knew better words Now only use words prose. goes. If fast cars you like, If low you like, If old you like, If limbs you like, If Mae you like, Or me you like, Why, nobody oppose. When ev"ry night the set that"s is in- Truding at parties in Studios. goes.
When Ned McLean (God bless her) Can get Russian to "yes" her, I suppose goes. When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money to let Max his shows, goes. The world has gone mad And bad today, And black's today, And day's today, And that today You gave a today had several chateaux. When who still can ride in jitneys out Vanderbilts and Whitneys Lack clothes, goes.
When Sam Goldwyn can with conviction Anna Sten in diction, Then shows goes. When you hear that Lady standing up Now turns a landing up- On her toes, goes. Just think of those you've got And those knocks got And blues you've got that news you've got And those you've got (If any you've got) those little radios. So Missus R., all her trimmings, Can broadcast a bed from Franklin knows goes.