Times changed And often rewound the clock the Puritans got a shock When landed on Plymouth Rock. If Any shock should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Rock, Plymouth Rock land on them.
In olden days, a of stocking Was on as something shocking. But now, God knows, goes. Good authors too who once knew words Now use four-letter words prose. goes. If fast cars you like, If low you like, If old you like, If bare you like, If Mae you like, Or me you like, Why, will oppose. ev"ry night the set that"s smart is in- Truding at parties in Studios. goes.
When Missus Ned (God bless her) Can get Russian to "yes" her, I suppose goes. When Rockefeller still can enough money to let Max Gordon his shows, goes. The world has mad today And bad today, And black's today, And night today, And that gent You gave a today had several chateaux. When who still can ride in jitneys out Vanderbilts and Whitneys Lack clothes, goes.
When Sam can with great conviction Instruct Anna in diction, Anna shows goes. When you that Lady Mendl standing up Now turns a handspring up- On her toes, goes. Just think of shocks you've got And those knocks got And blues you've got From that news got And those pains got (If any brains got) From little radios. So Missus R., all her trimmings, Can broadcast a bed Simmons 'Cause Franklin goes.