Times have And we've often rewound the Since the got a shock When they landed on Rock. If Any shock they try to stem 'Stead of on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock land on them.
In olden days, a of stocking Was looked on as shocking. But now, God knows, goes. Good authors too who once knew better Now only use four-letter prose. goes. If fast cars you like, If low you like, If old you like, If limbs you like, If Mae you like, Or me you like, Why, will oppose. When ev"ry night the set that"s is in- Truding at parties in Studios. goes.
When Missus Ned McLean (God her) Can get Russian to "yes" her, Then I goes. When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money to let Max his shows, goes. The world has gone mad And bad today, And black's today, And day's today, And that today You gave a cent had several chateaux. When folks who can ride in jitneys out Vanderbilts and Whitneys Lack clothes, goes.
When Sam Goldwyn can with conviction Instruct Anna in diction, Then shows goes. When you that Lady Mendl standing up Now a handspring landing up- On her toes, goes. Just think of shocks you've got And those knocks got And blues you've got From that you've got And pains you've got (If any brains got) From those radios. So Missus R., all her trimmings, Can broadcast a bed from 'Cause Franklin goes.