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When Ned McLean (God bless her) Can get Russian to "yes" her, I suppose goes. When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money to let Max his shows, goes. The world has mad today And bad today, And black's today, And night today, And that gent You a cent today Once had chateaux. folks who still can ride in jitneys Find out and Whitneys baby clothes, goes.
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