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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy Mase I laced the weed with repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts E, better check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell next to the in hell
I'm sicker sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick you plummet If y'all like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I feel it
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me with in case I get chased by space
A brainiac, a cranium packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A highly head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Give me Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my til' I shredded skin "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled over rhyme I couldn't read it,