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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, better the spelling with a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the bitch admit it was her
I slit her open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so much that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick til' you If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you to kill it 'Cause your style is dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is crazy
I'm ice you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To save me with in case I get chased by aliens
A brainiac, a cranium packed, full of more uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, Strapped to a adjustable bed
up in the hospital in critical condition I lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my head'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still pose and hit you some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I read it, damn