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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling with a
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it I kick you in the tummy until you sick to stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you to kill it your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To save me with in case I get by space aliens
A brainiac, with a packed, full of more uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
up in the hospital in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my head'll Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you some ill flows
That don't even sense, like dykes usin' dildos So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't it, damn