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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an capsule trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six And said, "I'm now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in
I'm sicker than sperm cells with germs And I'm than my dick is, when I piss and it burns I you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick til' you If don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A combustible head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how I'll be Give me Excederin my head'll spin get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill
That don't even sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled that rhyme I couldn't it, damn