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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling with a
grab me a Snapple I got an capsule trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody me on my head, and I was sure my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so much blood that clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you to kill it 'Cause your is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is a fake alias To save me with in case I get by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, of more uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A combustible head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is fuckin'
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent be Give me eleven Excederin my head'll Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
Scratched my balls I shredded skin "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you some ill flows
That don't even make sense, dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled that rhyme I read it, damn