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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, check the smelly Eminem starts with E, check the spelling with a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my apple (Hurry up) Somebody me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably have a cell to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is a fake alias To save me with in I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and about how violent I'll be Give me eleven my head'll spin get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill
don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't it, damn