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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with I laced the weed insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, check the spelling with a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you these kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably have a cell to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And vomit so blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you it And all gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me with in case I get by space aliens
A brainiac, a cranium packed, full of more uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and about how violent I'll be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill
That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I couldn't read it,