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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick you numb it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your style is dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A highly head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is crazy
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I swallow grenades, and take about a a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
my balls til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still pose and hit you with ill flows
That don't even make sense, dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I read it, damn