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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I slit her open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis And I'm hotter than my dick is, I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your And so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is a fake alias To me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a packed, full of more uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, Strapped to a adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk how violent I'll be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
Scratched my til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't read it,