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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the place blowed, and Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an capsule trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably have a cell next to the in hell
I'm than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I and it burns I you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To save me with in I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, of more uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A highly head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I skin "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still and hit you with some ill flows
That even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled that rhyme I read it, damn