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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy Mase I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly starts with E, better check the spelling with a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is like in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is a fake alias To save me with in case I get chased by space
A brainiac, a cranium packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A combustible head, spazmatic Strapped to a Kraftmatic bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk how violent I'll be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I skin "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill
That don't even sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I couldn't read it,