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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and Puffy with Mase I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell I'll have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you to kill it 'Cause your style is dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To save me with in I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium a maniac, Saudi Arabian A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I keep on my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my head'll Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
my balls til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I couldn't it, damn