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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with I laced the weed with insect repellent, check the smelly Eminem starts E, better check the spelling with a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her stomach open a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell I'll probably a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, I piss and it burns I kick you in the until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you to kill it your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To save me with in I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more Than a maniac, Saudi A combustible head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I flat lined, up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck like Siamese
Twins, at the groin like lesbians Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and about how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my head'll Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
my balls til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a still pose and hit you with ill flows
That don't even sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled that rhyme I couldn't it, damn