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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy Mase I the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling a capital
Somebody grab me a I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably have a next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I and it burns I kick you in the until you sick to your stomach And vomit so blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my til' you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't it
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake To save me in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, of more uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A highly combustible head, Strapped to a Kraftmatic bed
up in the hospital in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the like lesbians Uh, and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check this rash, how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I strike a still pose and hit you with ill flows
That don't even make sense, like usin' dildos So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I couldn't read it,