Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come or right away Give me time at least a a day Don't just leave me and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Carnival's amazing maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer is Rick We to call him Rick the Dick here is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his around And his way in and out of everything see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left before you make a right And left should be to your right If lefts right, right? Good, the show Go on ahead boy and open up the first Welcome to a theatrical Meet Jack Doobie a serial With a chainsaw, he your arm at the elbow You get it back if you make it out Fuck ain't no use all day You need to your bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you you get in the maze you've earned Keep times a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that stump up a sock Turn right it might look the But you makin tracks through the room of This really ain't About a million tacks and the spins a bit If you on your feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam Jeff That's Jimbo He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like You can witness spectacles truly amazing Within the amazing see where else Rick's adventures Will lead the little Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls Pick 'em all out and head right back the halls What's this? Dead end, locked It's a long way back, knock Oh turned around no doubt Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about going make a left, right left Now run ahead some more up the door Slide in the sheets, nice Relax ninja it with ease The is a place of magic surprises, your dick rises Lay down expect the In comes your with a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped All dissin of the opposite sex And look who got they butthole flexed Wait! What's The are closing in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh he'll be How's sit with you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets Then he gets his butt I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what kind of Can't find his way out of this You be a real dickbuffer To wind up here in the place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up some Alrighty ain't no need to If a way out it's gotta be near Hey yo a phone You still got one arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in ear Drop it the phones got a of it's own me man hey come on Slip down the go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and the door Woods, trees outside of places for creeps to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your and the ankles left off with your stump Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah gonna get you How does it bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at family behind the glass They look weird, they're something up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're and they're pointing at you At least you know they're sayins true It's one door you made it home, or Or what? Once it's on Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, happy shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man that shit off