Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right Give me time at least a a day just leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet today's This is We like to call him the Dick Dickface is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his wife And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, for days a left just before you make a right And your left should be to right If your right, right? Good, the show Go on ahead boy and open up the first to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer With a chainsaw, he your arm at the elbow You get it back if you make it out Fuck ain't no use all day You need to take your bitch ass back the hallway You gotta be a man at least you Everything you get in the maze you've Keep runnin times a on the clock You might wanna tie that stump up a sock right it might look the same But you makin through the room of thumbtacks This ain't shit About a million tacks and the spins a bit If you on your feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there That's right He looks like a flippin and spinnin like that You can witness spectacles truly amazing the amazing maze Let's see else Rick's adventures Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your Pick 'em all out and head right back the halls this? Dead end, doors locked It's a long way back, just Oh should've turned around no Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run straight ahead some Open up the Slide in the sheets, nice Relax take it with ease The is a place of magic Many surprises, your rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover with a chest Hello I'm grim love Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole tapped All that dissin of the sex And who just got they butthole flexed Wait! What's The are closing in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh he'll be How's that sit you Jimbo? First he plugged with bullets he gets his butt plugged I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean kind of asshole Can't find his way out of this You be a real dickbuffer To wind up here in the place Right you are Let's the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo look a You still got one good arm so on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip the slide go faster Bed of nails, Quit yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, trees outside Lots of places for to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the left Creepin off your stump Feel something in the Holla's, they gonna get you How does it bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at your family behind the look weird, they're sayin something Listen up, fucked up, you've fucked up they're laughin and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're true It's one last you made it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that the fuck man, happy friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in bitch man that shit off