Ferris and bumper cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or away Give me time at least a a day Don't just leave me lost and blown In the (WHOOOO!) Hello and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Dark Carnival's maze 5000 ways to get in, and no way out Let's today's volunteer This is We like to him Rick the Dick Dickface here is a entrepeneur Who smacks his wife And his way in and out of everything see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up bitch? I'm J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, for days Make a left before you make a right And left should be to your right If lefts right, right? Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and open up the first Welcome to a thriller Meet Jack a serial killer With a chainsaw, he your arm at the elbow You get it if you make it out though Fuck no use crying all day You need to take bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that up with a sock Turn right it look the same But you makin tracks through the of thumbtacks This ain't shit About a million tacks and the room a bit If you stay on your feet be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's right He like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always spectacles truly amazing Within the amazing Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's this? Dead end, doors It's a long way back, knock Oh should've turned around no Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about going make a left, right left Now run straight ahead some up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja take it with The is a place of magic Many surprises, dick rises Lay down expect the In comes your lover with a hairy Hello I'm grim love Let me have a look at uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna you got your hole ring tapped All that of the opposite sex And look who just got they butthole Wait! What's The are closing in, fuck dat Hurry run for life Ohh he'll be How's that sit you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets Then he his butt plugged I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what kind of Can't find his way out of maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up here in the place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick up some more Alrighty ain't no to fear If a way out it's gotta be near Hey yo look a You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear Drop it the phones got a life of own me man hey come on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, trees outside of places for creeps to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the ankles Creepin off with your Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah they get you How it feel bitch get the picture Back hey at last Look at family behind the glass They look weird, they're sayin Listen up, you've fucked up, fucked up they're laughin and they're pointing at you At least you what they're sayins true one last door you made it home, or Or what? Once it's on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the fuck man, happy friendly man dat It's supposed to be in this bitch man that shit off