Ferris wheels and cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right Give me time at a half a day Don't leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Carnival's amazing maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer This is We to call him Rick the Dick Dickface here is a wealthy Who smacks his around And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left before you make a right And your left should be to your If your lefts right, Good, the show Go on ahead boy and open up the first Welcome to a thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer With a chainsaw, he takes arm at the elbow You get it if you make it out though Fuck ain't no use all day You to take your bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you Everything you get in the maze earned Keep times a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that stump up a sock Turn it might look the same But you tracks through the room of thumbtacks really ain't shit About a million and the room spins a bit If you stay on your you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam Jeff That's Jimbo He looks a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can witness spectacles truly amazing Within the maze see where else Rick's adventures Will lead the little Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls Pick 'em all out and head right back the halls this? Dead end, doors locked It's a way back, just knock Oh should've around no doubt Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue Keep make a left, right left Now run straight ahead some up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax take it with ease The maze is a of magic Many surprises, your rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover with a hairy Hello I'm grim love Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww you fell for that I gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped All dissin of the opposite sex And look who just got butthole flexed Wait! that? The walls are in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh be alright that sit with you Jimbo? First he gets plugged bullets Then he gets his butt I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To up here in the first place you are Jimbo Let's the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo a phone You still got one good arm so on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear Drop it the got a life of it's own me man hey come on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and the door Woods, trees outside Lots of for creeps to hide your step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught foot and the ankles left Creepin off with your Feel something in the Holla's, they gonna get you How it feel bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at your family behind the They weird, they're sayin something Listen up, you've up, you've fucked up they're laughin and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're sayins It's one last you made it home, or Or Once again it's on Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, happy shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man Turn shit off