Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right Give me time at least a a day Don't just leave me lost and away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Dark amazing maze 5000 ways to get in, and no way out Let's today's volunteer is Rick We like to call him Rick the Dickface here is a wealthy Who his wife around And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing
J] What up bitch? I'm J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left before you make a right And your left be to your right If your right, right? Good, the show Go on boy and open up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Doobie a serial killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it back if you make it out ain't no use crying all day You to take your bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you Everything you get in the maze you've Keep times a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that stump up with a right it might look the same But you makin through the room of thumbtacks This really ain't About a million tacks and the room a bit If you stay on your feet be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's right He looks a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness spectacles amazing Within the maze Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's this? Dead end, locked It's a long way back, just Oh turned around no doubt Ain't that we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, left Now run ahead some more Open up the in the sheets, nice breeze Relax take it with ease The is a place of magic surprises, your dick rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover with a hairy Hello sexy I'm love Let me a look at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring All dissin of the opposite sex And look who just got butthole flexed Wait! that? The walls are closing in, dat Hurry run for life Ohh he'll be How's that sit with you First he plugged with bullets he gets his butt plugged I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what kind of Can't his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To up here in the first place Right you are Let's watch the big dick fuck up more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear Drop it the phones got a life of own me man hey come on Slip down the go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the up and open the door Woods, trees you're Lots of places for to hide your step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught foot and the ankles left off with your stump Feel in the rump Holla's, they gonna get you How does it feel get the picture Back indoors hey at Look at your behind the glass They look weird, sayin something Listen up, fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're sayins one last door you made it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the man, happy friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in this man Turn that off