Ferris wheels and cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away me time at least a half a day Don't leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Carnival's amazing maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer is Rick We like to him Rick the Dick here is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his around And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing
J] What up I'm Violent J be your guide for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left just before you a right And your left should be to right If your right, right? Good, begin the Go on boy and open up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack a serial killer a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow You get it back if you it out though ain't no use crying all day You need to take your bitch ass down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might tie that stump up with a sock Turn it might look the same But you makin tracks through the of thumbtacks really ain't shit About a million tacks and the spins a bit If you on your feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff right Jimbo He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin that You can always witness spectacles amazing Within the amazing Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls Pick 'em all out and head right back the halls this? Dead end, doors locked It's a way back, just knock Oh should've turned around no Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue Keep make a left, right left Now run straight ahead some up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja take it with The is a place of magic Many surprises, your rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover with a chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me a look at your uhh milk dud Aww you fell for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring All that dissin of the sex And look who just got they butthole Wait! that? The walls are in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh he'll be that sit with you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets Then he gets his butt I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what kind of find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up here in the first you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up some Alrighty ain't no need to If a way out it's gotta be near Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear Drop it the phones got a of it's own me man hey come on Slip down the go faster Bed of nails, screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, trees you're of places for creeps to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your and the ankles left Creepin off your stump something in the rump Holla's, they gonna get you How it feel bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at your behind the glass They look weird, they're something Listen up, you've fucked up, fucked up Oooh laughin and they're pointing at you At least you what they're sayins true It's one last door you it home, or Or Once again it's on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just aren't for Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right (Hey) Hey man cut that the fuck man, happy friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in this man Turn shit off