Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away Give me at least a half a day Don't just leave me lost and away In the (WHOOOO!) ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze Over 5000 to get in, and no way out meet today's volunteer This is We like to call him the Dick here is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his wife And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. Toughguy up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J be your guide for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left just before you a right And your left should be to your If your lefts right, Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and open up the door Welcome to a thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer With a chainsaw, he takes arm at the elbow You get it if you make it out though ain't no use crying all day You to take your bitch ass back down the hallway You be a man at least you learned Everything you get in the maze earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You wanna tie that stump up with a sock Turn right it look the same But you makin tracks through the room of This really shit About a tacks and the room spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there That's Jimbo He looks a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always spectacles truly amazing Within the maze Let's see else Rick's adventures lead the little dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's Dead end, doors locked It's a long way back, knock Oh should've turned no doubt Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and about Keep going make a left, right Now run ahead some more Open up the Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja it with ease The is a place of magic Many surprises, your dick Lay down the best In comes lover with a hairy chest sexy I'm grim love Let me have a look at uhh milk dud Aww shit you for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring All that dissin of the sex And who just got they butthole flexed Wait! that? The walls are closing in, dat Hurry run for life Ohh be alright How's sit with you Jimbo? he gets plugged with bullets Then he gets his plugged I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean kind of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up here in the place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big fuck up some more Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out gotta be near Hey yo look a You still got one arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in ear it the phones got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the up and open the door Woods, trees outside Lots of places for to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the left Creepin off with stump Feel something in the Holla's, yeah they get you How does it feel get the picture indoors hey at last Look at your family behind the They weird, they're sayin something Listen up, fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're laughin and pointing at you At least you know what they're true It's one last door you it home, or Or what? again it's on Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the fuck man, happy shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in bitch man that shit off