Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those just aren't for everyone my ticket I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or away me time at least a half a day Don't just leave me lost and blown In the (WHOOOO!) Hello and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Carnival's amazing maze Over 5000 to get in, and no way out meet today's volunteer This is We to call him Rick the Dick Dickface here is a wealthy Who smacks his wife And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be guide for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, for days Make a left just before you make a And your should be to your right If your lefts right, Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it if you make it out though ain't no use crying all day You need to take bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at you learned you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might wanna tie stump up with a sock Turn right it might the same But you makin tracks the room of thumbtacks really ain't shit About a million tacks and the spins a bit If you on your feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff right Jimbo He looks a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness truly amazing Within the maze Let's see else Rick's adventures lead the little dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls Pick 'em all out and head right down the halls What's Dead end, doors locked a long way back, just knock Oh should've around no doubt nuthin that we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run ahead some more up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja it with ease The maze is a place of surprises, your dick rises Lay down the best In comes your with a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna tell you got your ring tapped All that dissin of the sex And look who just got butthole flexed Wait! that? The walls are in, fuck dat Hurry run for life Ohh he'll be How's sit with you Jimbo? First he gets plugged with Then he gets his plugged I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I what kind of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a real To wind up in the first place Right you are Let's watch the big fuck up some more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out gotta be near Hey yo look a You still got one arm so it's on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a life of own Kiss me man hey on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, you're outside Lots of for creeps to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft your foot and the ankles left Creepin off with your Feel something in the Holla's, yeah they get you How does it bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at your family the glass They look weird, they're something up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're laughin and they're at you At least you know what sayins true It's one door you made it home, or Or what? again it's on wheels and bumper cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the man, happy friendly shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man Turn shit off