Ferris wheels and cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right Give me time at a half a day Don't just leave me and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Dark Carnival's maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer This is We like to him Rick the Dick Dickface here is a wealthy Who smacks his wife And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left just before you make a And your should be to your right If your right, right? Good, the show Go on ahead boy and open up the first to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer With a chainsaw, he takes arm at the elbow You get it if you make it out though ain't no use crying all day You need to take your bitch ass back down the You gotta be a man at you learned Everything you get in the maze you've Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might wanna tie that stump up a sock Turn right it might the same But you makin tracks through the room of This really ain't a million tacks and the room spins a bit If you stay on your feet you'll be Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there That's Jimbo He looks a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness truly amazing Within the maze Let's see where else adventures Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls Pick 'em all out and right back down the halls What's this? end, doors locked It's a long way back, knock Oh should've around no doubt nuthin that we got to sit and argue about Keep make a left, right left Now run straight ahead more up the door Slide in the sheets, nice Relax ninja take it with The maze is a place of Many surprises, dick rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover with a hairy Hello sexy I'm grim Let me a look at your uhh milk dud Aww you fell for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring All that of the opposite sex And look who got they butthole flexed Wait! What's The are closing in, fuck dat Hurry run for your Ohh he'll be How's that sit with you First he gets plugged with Then he gets his plugged I think he's a fuckin idiot, I mean what kind of find his way out of this maze? You be a real dickbuffer To up here in the first place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick up some more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh in your ear Drop it the phones got a life of own Kiss me man hey on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the up and open the door Woods, trees outside Lots of places for to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught foot and the ankles left off with your stump Feel in the rump Holla's, they gonna get you How does it feel get the picture Back indoors hey at Look at your family behind the They look weird, they're sayin Listen up, you've fucked up, fucked up Oooh laughin and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're sayins It's one door you made it home, or Or what? again it's on Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the man, happy friendly shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man Turn that off