Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or away Give me time at a half a day just leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Dark Carnival's maze Over ways to get in, and no way out Let's today's volunteer is Rick We like to call him Rick the Dickface here is a wealthy Who smacks his wife And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be guide for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left just you make a right And your left should be to right If your right, right? Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and open up the first Welcome to a theatrical Meet Doobie a serial killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it back if you make it out Fuck ain't no use all day You need to take your bitch ass back the hallway You gotta be a man at least you Everything you get in the maze earned runnin times a tickin on the clock You might tie that stump up with a sock Turn right it look the same But you makin tracks through the of thumbtacks really ain't shit About a tacks and the room spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam Jeff That's Jimbo He looks like a flippin and spinnin like that You can always spectacles truly amazing Within the amazing Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the little Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls Pick 'em all out and head right back down the What's this? Dead end, doors It's a long way back, just Oh should've turned around no Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue Keep make a left, right left Now run straight some more Open up the in the sheets, nice breeze Relax ninja it with ease The maze is a place of Many surprises, your rises Lay expect the best In comes your lover a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm love Let me a look at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't tell you got your hole ring tapped All that of the opposite sex And look who just got they flexed Wait! What's The walls are in, fuck dat Hurry run for life Ohh he'll be that sit with you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets Then he his butt plugged I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I what kind of asshole Can't his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To up here in the first place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick up some more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's be near Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in ear Drop it the got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip the slide go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the Woods, trees outside Lots of for creeps to hide your step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the left Creepin off with stump Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah they get you How does it bitch get the picture indoors hey at last Look at family behind the glass They look weird, they're sayin up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're laughin and pointing at you At you know what they're sayins true It's one last you made it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, happy shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in this man Turn that off