Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone my ticket I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come or right away me time at least a half a day Don't just me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jizm Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing Over 5000 to get in, and no way out meet today's volunteer This is We like to him Rick the Dick Dickface is a wealthy entrepeneur Who his wife around And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the maze
J] What up I'm Violent J be your guide for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a just before you make a right And your left be to your right If lefts right, right? Good, the show Go on ahead boy and up the first door Welcome to a thriller Meet Doobie a serial killer With a chainsaw, he your arm at the elbow You get it if you make it out though Fuck no use crying all day You need to take your bitch ass back down the You gotta be a man at least you Everything you get in the maze you've Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might wanna tie that stump up a sock Turn it might look the same But you tracks through the room of thumbtacks This really ain't About a million tacks and the room a bit If you stay on your feet be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff right Jimbo He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like You can always witness truly amazing Within the maze Let's see where else adventures Will the little dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls Pick 'em all out and head right down the halls What's this? end, doors locked a long way back, just knock Oh should've around no doubt Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about Keep make a left, right left Now run straight ahead more Open up the Slide in the sheets, breeze ninja take it with ease The maze is a of magic Many surprises, your dick Lay down expect the In comes your lover a hairy chest sexy I'm grim love Let me have a look at your uhh dud Aww you fell for that I ain't gonna tell you got your ring tapped All dissin of the opposite sex And look who got they butthole flexed Wait! that? The walls are in, fuck dat Hurry run for life Ohh he'll be How's that sit with you First he plugged with bullets Then he gets his plugged I he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up here in the place Right you are Let's watch the big fuck up some more Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a of it's own me man hey come on Slip down the go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the up and open the door Woods, you're outside Lots of places for creeps to your step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught foot and the ankles left Creepin off your stump something in the rump Holla's, yeah they get you How does it feel bitch get the Back hey at last Look at your family behind the look weird, they're sayin something Listen up, you've fucked up, fucked up Oooh laughin and they're pointing at you At you know what they're sayins true one last door you made it home, or Or what? again it's on Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the man, happy friendly shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man Turn shit off