Ferris wheels and cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away Give me time at a half a day Don't leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jizm Welcome to the Carnival's amazing maze Over 5000 to get in, and no way out Let's today's volunteer This is We like to call him the Dick Dickface here is a wealthy Who smacks his wife And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. fairs up in the amazing maze
J] What up bitch? I'm J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, for days Make a left just before you a right And your should be to your right If your lefts right, Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and up the first door to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack a serial killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it if you make it out though Fuck no use crying all day You need to your bitch ass back down the hallway You be a man at least you learned Everything you get in the maze earned Keep times a tickin on the clock You might tie that stump up with a sock right it might look the same But you tracks through the room of thumbtacks This really shit a million tacks and the room spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's Jimbo He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like You can always witness truly amazing Within the amazing Let's see where Rick's adventures Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's Dead end, doors locked a long way back, just knock Oh should've turned around no Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about Keep going a left, right left Now run straight some more Open up the Slide in the sheets, nice ninja take it with ease The is a place of magic surprises, your dick rises Lay down the best In comes your lover with a chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me have a look at your uhh dud Aww you fell for that I ain't gonna you got your hole ring tapped All dissin of the opposite sex And look who just got they butthole Wait! What's The walls are in, fuck dat Hurry run for your Ohh he'll be How's sit with you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets Then he gets his butt I think he's a fuckin idiot, I mean what of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a real To wind up in the first place Right you are watch the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty ain't no to fear If a way out it's gotta be near Hey yo look a You still got one arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in ear Drop it the got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip down the go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, the fuck up and open the door Woods, trees you're Lots of places for creeps to Watch your step, AHHHH, Caught your and the ankles left off with your stump Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah gonna get you How does it feel get the picture Back indoors hey at at your family behind the glass They look weird, sayin something Listen up, you've fucked up, you've up Oooh they're laughin and they're at you At least you know what sayins true It's one last door you it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, happy friendly man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man Turn that off