Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides just for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or away Give me time at a half a day just leave me lost and blown away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jizm Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing 5000 ways to get in, and no way out Let's today's volunteer is Rick We like to call him the Dick Dickface here is a entrepeneur Who smacks his around And his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the maze
J] What up bitch? I'm J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left before you make a right And your left be to your right If your right, right? Good, begin the Go on ahead boy and open up the door Welcome to a thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it back if you it out though ain't no use crying all day You need to take bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You might wanna tie stump up with a sock Turn right it might look the But you makin tracks through the of thumbtacks really ain't shit About a million tacks and the spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there That's right He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin that You can witness spectacles truly amazing Within the maze Let's see where Rick's adventures Will lead the little Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in balls Pick 'em all out and head right down the halls What's Dead end, doors locked a long way back, just knock Oh should've turned no doubt Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and about Keep going make a left, right Now run straight ahead some Open up the Slide in the sheets, nice Relax ninja take it with The is a place of magic Many surprises, your dick Lay expect the best In comes your with a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna tell you got hole ring tapped All dissin of the opposite sex And who just got they butthole flexed Wait! that? The are closing in, fuck dat Hurry run for your Ohh be alright How's sit with you Jimbo? he gets plugged with bullets Then he gets his plugged I think he's a fuckin idiot, I mean what of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up here in the place Right you are watch the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out it's be near Hey yo look a You still got one arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in ear it the phones got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip the slide go faster Bed of nails, Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the Woods, you're outside Lots of for creeps to hide Watch your step, AHHHH, Caught your foot and the left Creepin off with your Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah they get you How does it feel get the picture Back hey at last Look at your family behind the They look weird, sayin something up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh laughin and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're sayins one last door you made it home, or Or Once again it's on Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those rides just aren't for my ticket I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the fuck man, friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in bitch man Turn shit off