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J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be guide for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, for days Make a left just before you make a And your left should be to right If lefts right, right? Good, the show Go on ahead boy and open up the door Welcome to a thriller Meet Doobie a serial killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the You get it if you make it out though Fuck no use crying all day You to take your bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at you learned Everything you get in the maze you've Keep times a tickin on the clock You wanna tie that stump up with a sock Turn right it look the same But you makin through the room of thumbtacks This really ain't a million tacks and the room spins a bit If you stay on feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's Jimbo He like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness truly amazing the amazing maze Let's see where else adventures Will the little dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few in your balls Pick 'em all out and head right back the halls this? Dead end, doors locked It's a way back, just knock Oh turned around no doubt Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run straight some more Open up the in the sheets, nice breeze Relax ninja it with ease The maze is a place of Many surprises, your rises Lay down expect the In your lover with a hairy chest sexy I'm grim love Let me have a at your uhh milk dud Aww you fell for that I ain't gonna tell you got hole ring tapped All dissin of the opposite sex And who just got they butthole flexed Wait! that? The walls are in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh be alright How's that sit you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets Then he gets his plugged I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean kind of asshole Can't his way out of this maze? You be a real dickbuffer To wind up in the first place Right you are watch the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty no need to fear If there's a way out it's gotta be Hey yo a phone You still got one good arm so on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, Quit yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, you're outside of places for creeps to hide Watch step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the left Creepin off with stump Feel something in the Holla's, yeah they get you How does it bitch get the picture Back indoors hey at at your family behind the glass They look weird, they're something Listen up, you've up, you've fucked up Oooh they're laughin and pointing at you At least you what they're sayins true It's one last door you it home, or Or what? Once it's on Ferris wheels and bumper are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't come or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the fuck man, happy friendly man dat It's supposed to be in this bitch man that shit off