Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those just aren't for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away Give me time at least a a day Don't just leave me lost and away In the (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff And I'm Jimbo to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze Over 5000 to get in, and no way out Let's meet volunteer is Rick We like to him Rick the Dick Dickface here is a entrepeneur Who smacks his wife And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing
J] What up bitch? I'm J be your guide for today, k? Good, got mad and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, for days Make a left just before you make a And your left should be to right If your lefts right, Good, the show Go on boy and open up the first door Welcome to a thriller Meet Doobie a serial killer With a chainsaw, he your arm at the elbow You get it back if you make it out ain't no use crying all day You need to take your ass back down the hallway You be a man at least you learned Everything you get in the you've earned Keep times a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that stump up a sock Turn right it might look the But you tracks through the room of thumbtacks This ain't shit About a million and the room spins a bit If you stay on your feet be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam Jeff That's right He looks a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness spectacles amazing Within the amazing Let's see where else Rick's Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your Pick 'em all out and right back down the halls What's this? Dead end, locked It's a way back, just knock Oh should've turned no doubt nuthin that we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run ahead some more Open up the Slide in the sheets, nice Relax ninja take it ease The maze is a of magic surprises, your dick rises Lay expect the best In your lover with a hairy chest Hello I'm grim love Let me a look at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna tell you got your ring tapped All that of the opposite sex And look who just got they butthole Wait! that? The walls are in, fuck dat run for your life Ohh he'll be How's that sit you Jimbo? First he gets plugged bullets Then he gets his plugged I think he's a idiot, Jeff I mean kind of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To up here in the first place you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up some Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out it's be near Hey yo a phone You got one good arm so it's on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, you're outside Lots of places for to hide your step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your and the ankles left Creepin off with stump Feel in the rump Holla's, yeah they get you How does it bitch get the picture Back hey at last Look at your behind the glass They look weird, they're sayin Listen up, you've fucked up, you've up Oooh they're and they're pointing at you At least you know what sayins true It's one last you made it home, or Or what? again it's on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone my ticket I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I come back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut shit What the fuck man, happy shit man dat It's to be wicked in this bitch man Turn shit off