Ferris wheels and cars are fun But those rides aren't for everyone Bought my I'ma have a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away Give me time at a half a day Don't just leave me lost and blown In the (WHOOOO!) Hello and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing Over ways to get in, and no way out meet today's volunteer This is We like to call him Rick the Dickface is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his around And buys his way in and out of Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the maze
J] What up I'm Violent J I'll be your for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad Hallways, crawlways, walls for Make a left before you make a right And left should be to your right If your lefts right, Good, the show Go on ahead boy and open up the door Welcome to a thriller Meet Jack Doobie a killer a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow You get it back if you make it out ain't no use crying all day You need to take your bitch ass back down the You gotta be a man at you learned Everything you get in the maze earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the You wanna tie that stump up with a sock Turn right it might look the But you makin tracks through the room of This ain't shit About a million tacks and the room a bit If you stay on your feet be okay Oh let me get out of way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there right Jimbo He like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness spectacles truly Within the amazing see where else Rick's adventures Will lead the dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's Dead end, doors locked It's a way back, just knock Oh should've turned no doubt Ain't nuthin we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right Now run ahead some more up the door Slide in the sheets, breeze Relax ninja take it with The is a place of magic Many surprises, dick rises Lay down expect the In comes lover with a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm grim Let me a look at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for I ain't gonna tell you got hole ring tapped All that dissin of the sex And who just got they butthole flexed Wait! What's The walls are closing in, dat Hurry run for your Ohh be alright How's sit with you Jimbo? First he gets with bullets he gets his butt plugged I think a fuckin idiot, Jeff I what kind of asshole find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a dickbuffer To wind up in the first place Right you are Let's watch the big dick fuck up more Alrighty ain't no need to If there's a way out gotta be near Hey yo look a You still got one arm so it's on Can you Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a life of own me man hey come on Slip down the slide go Bed of nails, screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, trees outside of places for creeps to hide Watch your step, AHHHH, Caught your foot and the left Creepin off with stump something in the rump Holla's, they gonna get you How does it feel bitch get the Back hey at last Look at your behind the glass They look weird, they're something Listen up, you've up, you've fucked up Oooh they're laughin and pointing at you At least you know they're sayins true one last door you made it home, or Or what? Once again on Ferris and bumper cars are fun But rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma a run In the (WHOOOO!) If I don't back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that What the man, happy friendly shit man dat It's supposed to be wicked in this man Turn that off