All Men Are Pigs

You are one of them
Everything but femme
I won't be fooled again
You've got the same kind of specs
As the sex of men

I believe in simone de beauvoir
I believe that life's a film noir
I know the role that you play
So save your cliches
I wasn't born yesterday
So don't try to say:

"I'm not typical, and Simone?
You are just cynical
I am better than you think
Let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all"

All men are pigs
All men are pigs
I've seen their tricks
All men are pigs

My logic will prevail
So shut up, Nightingale
This is no fairy tale: every single male
That I've met 'till this day had a curly tail

I believe it's a poo poo world
Men deceive - That means you too, girl
So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets
It's a form of foreplay when you hear them say:

"I'm not typical, and Simone?
You are just cynical
I am better than you think
Let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all"

All men are pigs
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
I've seen their tricks
They know their licks
That get their chicks
All men are pigs

"I'm a swan that crashed on your lawn
Yeah, I'm the boy that will heal you
Fix you up"

"Because I'm not typical, and Simone?
You are just cynical
I am better than you think
Let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all"

All men are pigs
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
I've seen their tricks
They know their licks
That get their chicks
All men are pigs

I am better than you think
Let me buy you a drink
Cha'mon, I'm not so typical at all

All men are pigs
All men but me