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This song is Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
Restaurant, but Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the track
You can get anything you want at Alice's

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two ago on
Thanksgiving, when my and I went up to visit Alice at the
Restaurant, but doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
Church the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower that, they got a lot of
Room downstairs where the used to be in. Havin' all that room,
Seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that didn't
to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the in there, and we decided it'd be
A friendly gesture for us to take the down to the city dump. So
We took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the of a red VW
Microbus, took and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
On toward the dump.

Well we got there and was a big sign and a chain across across the
Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had heard of a dump
Closed on before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off
the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. we came to a side road, and off the side of the
Side road there was another foot cliff and at the bottom of the
there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we
Decided to our's down.

That's what we did, and back to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and get up until the
Next morning, when we got a phone from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
We your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
Garbage, and just to know if you had any information about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot a lie, I put that envelope
that garbage."

After to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
Finally arrived at the of the matter and said that we had to go down
And pick up the garbage, and also had to go and speak to him at the
Police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus the
Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and on toward the
officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that coulda done at
The police station, and the first was he could given us a medal for
so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and
We didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could bawled us out
And told us never to be see driving garbage around the again,
Which is we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station
There was a third possibility that we even counted upon, and we was
immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I
Can pick up the with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and to the
Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, got three stop
Signs, two officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
Scene of the Crime was five police officers and three police cars,
Being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and wanted to
Get in the newspaper about it. And they was using up all kinds of
Cop that they had hanging around the police officer's station.
They was plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
They twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the of each one explaining what each
One was to be used as evidence against us. pictures of the approach,
The getaway, the northwest the southwest corner and that's not to
Mention the photography.

After the ordeal, we went to the jail. Obie said he was going to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm to put you in the cell, I want your
Wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can you wanting my
Wallet so I don't any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
Want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we want any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and friends was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the and have an escape. Obie
Was making sure, and it was about or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song Alice), Alice came by and with a few
Nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went
To the church, had a another dinner that couldn't be beat,
And get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the seven eight-by-ten
Colour glossy pictures with and arrows and a paragraph on the back
Of one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
And stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures, and the judge in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the eye dog, and then at the
seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
And a paragraph on the back of each one, and at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven colour glossy pictures with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the that it was a typical case of American
Blind justice, and wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
Judge going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the of each
One what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And
We was $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
What I came to you about.

Came to about the draft.

They got a down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
Where you in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. I wanted to
Look like the kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid New York,
And I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, down, hung up, and all
Kinds o' mean nasty things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
Me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He started jumpin up and with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KI