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This song is called Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
Restaurant, but Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
That's just the name of the song, and why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you at Alice's Restaurant
You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad
You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit at the
Restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she in the
nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, got a lot of
downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,
Seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they
Have to take out their garbage for a time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided be
A friendly gesture for us to take the down to the city dump. So
We the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of and headed
On the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across the
Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a
Closed on before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off
Into the sunset for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we to a side road, and off the side of the
Side there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the
Cliff there was another of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is better than two piles, and rather than bring that one up we
to throw our's down.

That's what we did, and back to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and get up until the
Next morning, we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
We found your on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
Garbage, and just to know if you had any information about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I tell a lie, I put that envelope
Under garbage."

After speaking to Obie for fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
Finally arrived at the truth of the and said that we had to go down
And pick up the garbage, and also had to go and speak to him at the
Police station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the
Shovels and rakes and implements of and headed on toward the
officer's station.

Now friends, was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
The police station, and the first was he have given us a medal for
Being so brave and honest on the telephone, which very likely, and
We didn't expect it, and the thing was he could have bawled us out
And told us never to be see garbage around the vicinity again,
Which is what we expected, but when we got to the police station
There was a third possibility that we hadn't counted upon, and we was
Both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't I
Can pick up the garbage with handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the car."

And that's we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this here, they got three stop
Signs, two police officers, and one car, but when we got to the
Scene of the Crime there was five officers and three police cars,
Being the biggest crime of the fifty years, and everybody wanted to
Get in the newspaper about it. And they was using up all kinds of
Cop equipment that they had hanging the police officer's station.
They was taking plaster tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
They took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one what each
One was to be used as evidence against us. pictures of the approach,
The getaway, the corner the southwest corner and that's not to
Mention the photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I your
Wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you my
Wallet so I have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and Obie was, cause he took out the
seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
Out the paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, down the roll and have an escape. Obie
Was sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
Nasty words to Obie on the side, us out of jail, and we went back
To the church, had a another thanksgiving that couldn't be beat,
And didn't get up until the morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the seven eight-by-ten
Colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the
Of each one, sat down. Man in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
And Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten glossy
Pictures, and the judge in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and at the
Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and
And a paragraph on the back of each one, and at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven colour glossy pictures with circles
And and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the that it was a typical case of American
Blind justice, and wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
Judge wasn't to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
One explaining what each one was to be used as against us. And
We was $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
What I came to you about.

Came to talk the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's Whitehall Street,
you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
Neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and the night before, so
I looked and felt my best when I in that morning. `Cause I wanted to
Look like the kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid New York,
And I walked in, sat down, I was down, brung down, hung up, and all
Kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they
Me a of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KI