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This is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
Restaurant, but Alice's is not the name of the restaurant,
That's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you want at Restaurant
You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant
right in it's around the back
Just a half a from the railroad track
You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two ago on
Thanksgiving, my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
Restaurant, but Alice live in the restaurant, she lives in the
Church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, got a lot of
Room downstairs where the pews to be in. Havin' all that room,
Seein' as how they out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
Have to take out garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we it'd be
A friendly gesture for us to the garbage down to the city dump. So
We took the a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and and implements of destruction and headed
On toward the dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a across across the
Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never of a dump
Closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we off
Into the sunset looking for place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the of the
Side road there was another foot cliff and at the bottom of the
there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is better than two little piles, and rather than bring one up we
Decided to throw down.

That's what we did, and back to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the
Next morning, when we got a phone from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
We found your name on an at the bottom of a half a ton of
Garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that
Under garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about minutes on the telephone we
Finally arrived at the of the matter and said that we had to go down
And up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the
Police officer's station. So we got in the red VW with the
Shovels and rakes and implements of and headed on toward the
Police station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie done at
The station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for
so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and
We expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out
And us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,
is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station
There was a third that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was
Both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I think I
Can pick up the garbage with these on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and to the
Quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three
Signs, two officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,
Being the biggest crime of the fifty years, and everybody wanted to
Get in the newspaper story about it. And was using up all kinds of
Cop that they had hanging around the police officer's station.
was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
They took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour photographs with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what
One was to be used as against us. Took pictures of the approach,
The getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and not to
the aerial photography.

After the ordeal, we back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want
Wallet and belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my
Wallet so I don't have any money to in the cell, but what do you
Want my for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you think I was going to myself for littering?"
said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I couldn't hit over the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet paper so I bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and an escape. Obie
Was making sure, and it was four or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and a few
Nasty words to on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back
To the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that be beat,
And didn't get up until the morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty eight-by-ten
Colour glossy pictures with and arrows and a paragraph on the back
Of each one, sat down. Man in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
And Obie stood up the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures, and the judge in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the eye dog, and then at the
Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with and arrows
And a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the eye dog.
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of
Blind justice, and there nothing he could do about it, and the
Judge wasn't going to look at the seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures with the circles and arrows and a on the back of each
One explaining what one was to be used as evidence against us. And
We was fined $50 and had to pick up the in the snow, but thats not
What I to tell you about.

Came to talk the draft.

got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
Where you in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
Neglected and selected. I went to get my physical examination one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got and drunk the night before, so
I looked and felt my best I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to
Look like the kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all kid from New York,
And I in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all
o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
Me a of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He started up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KI