Luyện nghe bài hát Alice's Restaurant Massacree

This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's Alice, and the
Restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the of the restaurant,
That's just the name of the song, and that's why I the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you want at Alice's
You can get anything you want at Restaurant
Walk right in around the back
Just a half a mile the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I up to visit Alice at the
Restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she in the
Church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her Ray and
Fasha the dog. And in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,
Seein' as how took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the in there, and we decided it'd be
A friendly gesture for us to take the down to the city dump. So
We took the a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and rakes and of destruction and headed
On toward the dump.

Well we got and there was a big sign and a chain across across the
Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a
Closed on Thanksgiving before, and with in our eyes we drove off
Into the sunset looking for another to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the of the
Side road there was another fifteen foot and at the bottom of the
there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is better than two little piles, and rather than bring one up we
to throw our's down.

That's we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and get up until the
Next morning, when we got a phone from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
We found your name on an envelope at the of a half a ton of
Garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot a lie, I put that envelope
that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
Finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said we had to go down
And pick up the garbage, and also had to go and speak to him at the
Police station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the
Shovels and rakes and of destruction and headed on toward the
Police station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that coulda done at
The police station, and the was he could have given us a medal for
Being so brave and honest on the telephone, which very likely, and
We didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have us out
And told us never to be see driving garbage around the again,
Which is what we expected, but when we got to the police station
There was a third possibility that we hadn't counted upon, and we was
immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I
Can pick up the garbage these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the car."

And what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
Quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got stop
Signs, two officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and police cars,
Being the crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
Get in the newspaper story about it. And they was up all kinds of
Cop equipment that they had hanging around the officer's station.
They was taking plaster tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
They took seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of one explaining what each
One was to be used as evidence us. Took pictures of the approach,
The getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and not to
Mention the photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. said he was going to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm to put you in the cell, I want your
Wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can you wanting my
Wallet so I don't any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
Want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you think I was to hang myself for littering?"
Obie said he was sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I couldn't hit over the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet paper so I bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.
Was making sure, and it was about four or hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice by and with a few
Nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went
To the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that be beat,
And get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the seven eight-by-ten
Colour pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
Of one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
And Obie stood up the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures, and the judge walked in sat down a seeing eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with and arrows
And a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the eye dog.
And at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the of each one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the realization it was a typical case of American
justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
Judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven colour glossy
Pictures with the and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
One explaining what each one was to be used as evidence us. And
We was fined $50 and had to up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
What I came to you about.

Came to about the draft.

got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
Where you in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
Neglected and selected. I down to get my physical examination one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and the night before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in morning. `Cause I wanted to
Look like the kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,
And I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, down, hung up, and all
o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
Me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He started jumpin up and down with me and we was jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KI