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This song is called Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
Restaurant, but Alice's is not the name of the restaurant,
just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in around the back
Just a half a mile from the track
You can get anything you at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to Alice at the
Restaurant, but Alice doesn't in the restaurant, she lives in the
Church the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, got a lot of
Room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all room,
Seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they
Have to take out garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the in there, and we decided it'd be
A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage to the city dump. So
We took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and and implements of destruction and headed
On the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across the
Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had heard of a dump
Closed on Thanksgiving before, and with in our eyes we drove off
Into the sunset looking for another to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we to a side road, and off the side of the
Side road there was another foot cliff and at the bottom of the
Cliff was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is better than two little piles, and rather bring that one up we
Decided to throw down.

That's what we did, and drove to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up the
Next morning, when we got a phone from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
We found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a a ton of
Garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot a lie, I put that envelope
that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the we
Finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said we had to go down
And pick up the garbage, and also had to go and speak to him at the
Police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus the
Shovels and and implements of destruction and headed on toward the
Police station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that coulda done at
The station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for
Being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't likely, and
We didn't expect it, and the thing was he could have bawled us out
And told us to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,
Which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's
There was a third possibility that we even counted upon, and we was
immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I
Can pick up the garbage with handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the car."

And that's what we did, sat in the of the patrol car and drove to the
Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got stop
Signs, two police officers, and one police car, but we got to the
Scene of the there was five police officers and three police cars,
Being the biggest crime of the fifty years, and everybody wanted to
Get in the newspaper story about it. And was using up all kinds of
Cop equipment that had hanging around the police officer's station.
They was taking plaster tire tracks, prints, dog smelling prints, and
took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
And arrows and a on the back of each one explaining what each
One was to be used as evidence against us. Took of the approach,
The getaway, the northwest corner the southwest and that's not to
Mention the photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. said he was going to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want
Wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can you wanting my
Wallet so I don't have any money to in the cell, but what do you
Want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we want any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you I was going to hang myself for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and Obie was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.
Was making sure, and it was about or five hours later that Alice
(remember It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
Nasty words to Obie on the side, us out of jail, and we went back
To the church, had a another dinner that couldn't be beat,
And didn't get up until the morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven
Colour glossy pictures circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
Of one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
And Obie stood up with the twenty seven colour glossy
Pictures, and the judge walked in sat down a seeing eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. Obie at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
Twenty eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
And a on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten glossy pictures with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the of each one and began to cry,
'cause Obie came to the that it was a typical case of American
Blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he do about it, and the
Judge wasn't to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures with the circles and and a paragraph on the back of each
One explaining what one was to be used as evidence against us. And
We was $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
I came to tell you about.

Came to about the draft.

They got a down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
Where you in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I to
Look like the all-American kid New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid New York,
And I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, down, hung up, and all
Kinds o' mean ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
Me a of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KI