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This song is called Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
Restaurant, but Alice's is not the name of the restaurant,
That's just the of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's
Restaurant.

You can get anything you at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's
Walk right in around the back
Just a half a from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to Alice at the
Restaurant, but Alice live in the restaurant, she lives in the
nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the tower like that, they got a lot of
Room downstairs where the pews to be in. Havin' all that room,
Seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided they didn't
Have to take out garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the in there, and we decided it'd be
A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the dump. So
We the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and and implements of destruction and headed
On the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big and a chain across across the
Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never of a dump
Closed on Thanksgiving before, and with in our eyes we drove off
Into the sunset for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the
Side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the of the
Cliff there was pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
Is better than two little piles, and rather than bring one up we
Decided to our's down.

That's we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
Dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up the
Next morning, when we got a phone call officer Obie. He said, "Kid,
We found your name on an at the bottom of a half a ton of
Garbage, and wanted to know if you had any information about it." And
I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot a lie, I put that envelope
that garbage."

After to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
Finally arrived at the of the matter and said that we had to go down
And pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and to him at the
Police station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the
Shovels and rakes and of destruction and headed on toward the
officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda at
The police station, and the was he could have given us a medal for
Being so brave and honest on the telephone, wasn't very likely, and
We didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could bawled us out
And told us never to be see driving around the vicinity again,
Which is what we expected, but we got to the police officer's station
There was a third possibility that we hadn't even upon, and we was
Both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't I
Can pick up the with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.
Get in the back of the car."

And that's what we did, sat in the of the patrol car and drove to the
Quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want you about the town of
Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, got three stop
Signs, two police officers, and one police car, but we got to the
Scene of the Crime there was five officers and three police cars,
Being the biggest of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
Get in the newspaper story it. And they was using up all kinds of
Cop equipment they had hanging around the police officer's station.
They was taking tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
They took twenty seven eight-by-ten glossy photographs with circles
And arrows and a on the back of each one explaining what each
One was to be used as against us. Took pictures of the approach,
The getaway, the corner the southwest corner and that's not to
Mention the photography.

After the ordeal, we went to the jail. Obie said he was going to put
Us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I your
and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my
Wallet so I don't any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I
Said, "Obie, did you I was going to hang myself for littering?"
Obie he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and an escape. Obie
Was making sure, and it was about four or five later that Alice
(remember It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
Nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went
To the church, had a another thanksgiving that couldn't be beat,
And get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the seven eight-by-ten
Colour glossy pictures with circles and and a paragraph on the back
Of one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,
And stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
Pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a eye dog, and he
Sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the eye dog, and then at the
Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour pictures with circles and arrows
And a paragraph on the of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.
And then at twenty seven colour glossy pictures with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the of each one and began to cry,
Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
Blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do it, and the
Judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten glossy
Pictures with the circles and and a paragraph on the back of each
One explaining what each one was to be used as against us. And
We was $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
What I to tell you about.

Came to talk the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's called Street,
you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
Neglected and selected. I down to get my physical examination one
Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the before, so
I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. I wanted to
Look the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
To feel the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,
And I walked in, sat down, I was down, brung down, hung up, and all
o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
Me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and and
and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
He started jumpin up and down with me and we was jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KI