Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la arriving
Try to Ivan
No
You're a land rover, I'm a land
Here to hand you first loss, Alexander
I'll school you Aristotle
you harder than you hit that bottle
You're but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the first of all of Russia
an asshole with an anastole
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So don't try to approach the God
Or get a huge sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella pissed
Stepping foolish as well as useless
Little Vasilyevich, let me spell out the
I brought foes to their knees in
through Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and
In my expansion
While you died in the middle of a game of
You got vodka bars,
And I'm about to spit will be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can stay
Kudos! for the glory I got
From winning every single war that I
So this be straight forward, I'll take up this sword that I brought
And slice you in half like the knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would sport in the helmet I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em a porcelain pot
And be praying for the torture to stop
But I leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring
their vocal chords were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't a chance against your skills
здоровье
A drink to your

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

What's

I a bit queasy

Ha! You've poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My stomach's riddled holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat Russian

Psst, what a flute busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gatefirst of state
Oblique tactics ain't exactly straight
I've got talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the
Russia's fucked up but no why
With tundras and taigas and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to tear out my
If I had to at your troll face every night
Now bring me my
I'm from tearing you a new derrière from here to Red square
a Seven Years' War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only took me bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I when I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd keep ripping you to
But take a break instead
And just my little head

Why don't you dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations a lot higher
But at least I saved the on the garrote wire
another great day and another great victory
Cause no can beat me

What me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those worthy opponents
It takes a Russian to take down a
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a
How are you the of our state
When the state of your head was such a one?
Such sick going through your brain
That you a spike through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss that you just can't meddle with
This battle's like Alaska cause I settled it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to me in a battle
Accept this gift, Your Highness: I you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a of shit
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But you're never gonna get it,
Couldn't in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great off
Bringing sexy back to House
So call me Queen, I'm far more great
Empress to Tsar 8,

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!