Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ALEXANDER THE
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
de la Kremlin's arriving
Try to serve
No
You're a rover, I'm a land expander
to hand you your first loss, Alexander
I'll school you like
Smack you harder you hit that bottle
You're but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of
You're an asshole with an
I'm heaven sent, divine and
So don't try to approach the God
Or get a huge sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, diss
But now you got the Panhellenist from hella pissed
up's foolish as well as useless
Little Vasilyevich, let me spell out the
I brought foes to their in Phoenicia
Breezed through to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
While you died in the of a game of chess
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm about to spit will be the
So go fix me a drink so I can refreshed
Kudos! Greek for the I got
From winning every single war that I
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up this that I brought
And you in half like the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em like a pot
And be praying for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and
Until vocal chords were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a against your skills
на
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, all so easy
Oh!

wrong?

I a bit queasy

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My stomach's riddled holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat Russian

Psst, what a flute busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gatefirst of state
Oblique attack tactics ain't straight
got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the
Russia's up but no wonder why
With your and taigas and bears, oh my!
I pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If I had to look at your troll every night
Now bring me my
I'm weary from you a new derrière from here to Red square
a Seven Years' War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you took me twelve bars

Oh, what a defeat!
I when I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd keep ripping you to
But take a break instead
And just rest my little

Why don't you dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my were a lot higher
But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote
It's another great day and another great
Cause no can beat me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those aren't worthy
It takes a to take down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a
How are you the of our state
When the state of your head was a crazy one?
Such sick going through your brain
That you a spike through your own son (Oooh)
You're like I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the empire straight out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch you just can't meddle with
This whole battle's like Alaska cause I it

Hmmm, a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
Accept this gift, Your Highness: I hear you the saddle

horse story is a pile of shit
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But never gonna get it, nyet
Couldn't in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the left off
Bringing sexy back to Romanov
So call me Queen, I'm far more great
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!