Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ALEXANDER THE
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la arriving
Try to serve
No
You're a land rover, I'm a expander
Here to hand you your loss, Alexander
I'll school you Aristotle
Smack you harder you hit that bottle
nothing but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the Tsar of all of Russia
You're an asshole with an
I'm heaven sent, divine and
So don't try to approach the God
Or get a huge sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, diss
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella pissed
Stepping foolish as well as useless
Vasilyevich, let me spell out the list
I brought foes to knees in Phoenicia
Breezed through to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and
In my expansion
you died in the middle of a game of chess
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm about to spit be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can stay
Kudos! for the glory I got
From winning single war that I fought
So will be straight forward, I'll take up this sword that I brought
And you in half like the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em like a pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and
their vocal chords were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a chance against your
на
A drink to your

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

wrong?

I a bit queasy

Ha! You've poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat Russian

Psst, what about a busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the servant of state
Oblique tactics ain't exactly straight
got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the
Russia's up but no wonder why
With your and taigas and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to tear out my
If I had to look at your troll face every
Now bring me my
I'm weary tearing you a new derrière from here to Red square
Fought a Years' War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause you only took me twelve bars

Oh, what a defeat!
I know I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd keep you to shreds
But I'll take a break
And rest my little head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations a lot higher
But at least I saved the rubles on the wire
It's another great day and another victory
Cause no great can me

What me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, and Romans
Those aren't opponents
It a Russian to take down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a
How are you the head of our
When the of your head was such a crazy one?
sick shit going through your brain
That you stuck a spike through own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I unbalanced the European powers the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire straight out of the days and right into the golden age
I'm the bitch that you just can't meddle with
This whole battle's like cause I settled it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to me in a battle
this gift, Your Highness: I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a pile of
Though I do 'em chomping at the bit
But you're never gonna get it,
Couldn't spin in my if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great off
Bringing sexy back to Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far great
Empress to 8, bitch

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!