Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ALEXANDER THE
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la Kremlin's
Try to Ivan
No
You're a rover, I'm a land expander
to hand you your first loss, Alexander
I'll school you like
Smack you harder than you hit bottle
You're but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of
You're an with an anastole
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So don't try to approach the God
Or you'll get a huge sack like

Hey fella, diss
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella
Stepping up's foolish as as useless
Vasilyevich, let me spell out the list
I brought to their knees in Phoenicia
Breezed through Gaza to
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
you died in the middle of a game of chess
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm about to will be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can refreshed
Kudos! Greek for the I got
From winning every single war that I
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up this sword I brought
And slice you in half like the Gordian
And soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I my many enemies, shattered 'em like a porcelain pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and
Until their vocal were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my horsey and
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a against your skills
на
A drink to your

Yes, I
It no one can defeat me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

What's

I a bit queasy

Ha! You've poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My stomach's with holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could this Russian

Psst, what about a busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm the Great, out the gatefirst servant of state
Oblique attack tactics exactly straight
I've got creative talents and malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the
fucked up but no wonder why
With tundras and taigas and bears, oh my!
I pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If I had to at your troll face every night
Now me my chair
I'm weary from you a new derrière from here to Red square
a Seven Years' War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only took me twelve

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I know when I am
So of course, a seat

I'd ripping you to shreds
But I'll a break instead
And just rest my little

Why don't you dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations were a lot
But at least I the rubles on the garrote wire
It's another great day and another victory
no great can beat me

What me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those aren't opponents
It a Russian to take down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the of our state
the state of your head was such a crazy one?
Such sick shit going through your
That you stuck a through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the empire straight out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch you just can't meddle with
This whole like Alaska cause I settled it

Hmmm, a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
Accept this gift, Your Highness: I hear you the saddle

horse story is a pile of shit
Though I do 'em chomping at the bit
But you're never gonna get it,
Couldn't spin in my chamber if were Russian roulette
I'm picking up Peter the Great left off
Bringing sexy back to Romanov
So don't me Queen, I'm far more great
Empress to 8, bitch

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!