Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
de la Kremlin's arriving
Try to serve
No
You're a land rover, I'm a land
Here to hand you your first loss,
I'll you like Aristotle
Smack you than you hit that bottle
You're nothing but an overrated lush, I'll ya
I'm the first of all of Russia
You're an asshole an anastole
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So even try to approach the God
Or you'll get a huge sack like

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist Pella hella pissed
Stepping up's foolish as well as
Vasilyevich, let me spell out the list
I brought to their knees in Phoenicia
Breezed Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
While you died in the middle of a of chess
You got bars, flavorless
And what I'm about to will be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can refreshed
Kudos! Greek for the I got
From winning every single war I fought
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up sword that I brought
And slice you in half the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em like a pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em and they'd be screaming and roaring
Until vocal chords were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a chance against skills
на
A drink to your

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

wrong?

I a bit queasy

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My stomach's riddled holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no who could defeat this Russian

Psst, what a flute busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gatefirst of state
Oblique attack ain't exactly straight
I've got creative and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, in the palace
Russia's up but no wonder why
your tundras and taigas and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to tear out my
If I had to look at your face every night
Now bring me my
I'm weary tearing you a new derrière from here to Red square
Fought a Seven Years' War, I ain't scared of a
beating you only took me twelve bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I know I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd ripping you to shreds
But I'll take a instead
And just my little head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations a lot higher
But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote
It's another great day and another victory
Cause no can beat me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, and Romans
Those aren't worthy
It takes a Russian to down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the head of our
When the of your head was such a crazy one?
Such sick shit going through brain
you stuck a spike through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I unbalanced the European with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire straight out of the days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch you just can't meddle with
This whole battle's like cause I settled it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to beat me in a
Accept this gift, Highness: I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a of shit
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But you're never gonna get it,
Couldn't in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where the Great left off
Bringing sexy to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far great
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!