Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la arriving
Try to Ivan
No
You're a land rover, I'm a land
to hand you your first loss, Alexander
I'll school you Aristotle
Smack you harder than you hit that
nothing but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of
You're an asshole with an
I'm sent, divine and holy
So don't try to approach the God
Or you'll get a huge like Novgorod

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist Pella hella pissed
up's foolish as well as useless
Little Vasilyevich, let me out the list
I brought foes to knees in Phoenicia
Breezed through Gaza to
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
you died in the middle of a game of chess
You got bars, flavorless
And what I'm about to spit be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can stay
Kudos! for the glory I got
From winning every single war that I
So this will be forward, I'll take up this sword that I brought
And slice you in half like the knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em like a pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring
Until their vocal chords torn up and shot
And I holler Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a chance against skills
на
A to your victory

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, all so easy
Oh!

What's

I a bit queasy

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
no great who could defeat this Russian

Psst, what about a flute busting

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the servant of state
Oblique attack tactics exactly straight
got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, in the palace
Russia's up but no wonder why
With your tundras and and bears, oh my!
I pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If I had to at your troll face every night
Now me my chair
I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière from here to Red
Fought a Seven Years' War, I ain't scared of a
Cause you only took me twelve bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I know when I am
So of course, take a

I'd keep ripping you to
But I'll a break instead
And rest my little head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations were a lot
But at least I saved the rubles on the wire
It's another great day and great victory
Cause no can beat me

What me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those aren't worthy
It takes a Russian to take down a
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the of our state
When the state of head was such a crazy one?
Such sick going through your brain
That you stuck a spike through own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I unbalanced the European powers with the I waged
I brought the Russian empire straight out of the olden days and right the golden age
I'm the boss bitch that you just can't with
whole battle's like Alaska cause I settled it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to beat me in a
this gift, Your Highness: I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a of shit
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But you're never get it, nyet
Couldn't spin in my chamber if this Russian roulette
I'm picking up Peter the Great left off
Bringing sexy back to House
So call me Queen, I'm far more great
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!