Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la Kremlin's
Try to serve
No
You're a rover, I'm a land expander
Here to hand you your first loss,
I'll you like Aristotle
Smack you harder you hit that bottle
You're nothing but an overrated lush, crush ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of
You're an asshole an anastole
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So even try to approach the God
Or get a huge sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella
Stepping foolish as well as useless
Vasilyevich, let me spell out the list
I brought foes to their knees in
Breezed through Gaza to
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and
In my pack
While you died in the middle of a game of
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm about to spit will be the
So go fix me a drink so I can stay
Kudos! for the glory I got
From winning every war that I fought
So will be straight forward, I'll take up this sword that I brought
And slice you in like the Gordian knot
And I'll to the top like the eagle whose feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, 'em like a porcelain pot
And be praying for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and
Until their chords were torn up and shot
And I holler Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a against your skills
на
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

wrong?

I feel a bit

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My stomach's riddled holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat this

Psst, what about a flute Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm the Great, out the gatefirst servant of state
Oblique attack tactics exactly straight
I've got creative and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the
fucked up but no wonder why
With your and taigas and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to tear out my
If I had to look at troll face every night
Now bring me my
I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière here to Red square
Fought a Seven War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
beating you only took me twelve bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I know I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd keep ripping you to
But take a break instead
And just rest my little

Why don't you dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations a lot higher
But at I saved the rubles on the garrote wire
It's great day and another great victory
Cause no can beat me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those aren't worthy
It takes a Russian to take a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a
How are you the of our state
When the state of your head was such a one?
Such sick shit going through your
That you stuck a through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch that you can't meddle with
whole battle's like Alaska cause I settled it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to me in a battle
Accept this gift, Your I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a pile of
Though I do 'em chomping at the bit
But you're never get it, nyet
Couldn't spin in my chamber if were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great off
sexy back to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far more
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!