Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
de la Kremlin's arriving
Try to serve
No
a land rover, I'm a land expander
Here to you your first loss, Alexander
I'll you like Aristotle
you harder than you hit that bottle
You're nothing but an overrated lush, crush ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of
You're an asshole with an
I'm sent, divine and holy
So even try to approach the God
Or get a huge sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella pissed
Stepping up's foolish as well as
Little Vasilyevich, let me out the list
I foes to their knees in Phoenicia
Breezed Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
While you died in the middle of a game of
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm about to will be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can stay
Kudos! Greek for the I got
winning every single war that I fought
So this be straight forward, I'll take up this sword that I brought
And slice you in half like the knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would sport in the that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em a porcelain pot
And be praying for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and
Until vocal chords were torn up and shot
And I holler Bucephalus!
Hop on my horsey and
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I stand a chance against your skills
здоровье
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It no one can defeat me
I weep, all so easy
Oh!

wrong?

I feel a bit

Ha! You've poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat this

Psst, what about a flute busting

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm the Great, out the gatefirst servant of state
Oblique attack ain't exactly straight
I've got creative talents and malice
Hard as steel on the field, in the palace
Russia's fucked up but no why
With tundras and taigas and bears, oh my!
I pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If I had to look at your face every night
Now bring me my
I'm weary from tearing you a new from here to Red square
Fought a Seven Years' War, I scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only took me bars

Oh, what a defeat!
I when I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd keep ripping you to
But I'll take a instead
And just rest my little

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations a lot higher
But at least I the rubles on the garrote wire
It's great day and another great victory
Cause no can beat me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those aren't opponents
It takes a Russian to take a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the head of our
When the state of your head was such a crazy
Such sick shit going through brain
you stuck a spike through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire straight out of the days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch that you can't meddle with
This battle's like Alaska cause I settled it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to beat me in a
Accept this gift, Highness: I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a pile of
I do keep 'em chomping at the bit
But you're gonna get it, nyet
spin in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the left off
Bringing sexy to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far great
Empress to Tsar 8,

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!