Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
de la Kremlin's arriving
Try to Ivan
No
a land rover, I'm a land expander
Here to hand you your first loss,
I'll school you Aristotle
Smack you than you hit that bottle
nothing but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the Tsar of all of Russia
an asshole with an anastole
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So don't try to approach the God
Or you'll get a huge sack like

Hey fella, diss
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella
Stepping up's foolish as as useless
Little Vasilyevich, let me out the list
I brought foes to their in Phoenicia
Breezed Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
While you in the middle of a game of chess
You got bars, flavorless
And what I'm about to spit be the craziest
So go fix me a so I can stay refreshed
Kudos! Greek for the I got
From winning every war that I fought
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up sword that I brought
And slice you in like the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would sport in the helmet that I
As I swatted my many enemies, 'em like a porcelain pot
And be praying for the torture to stop
But I would leave 'em and they'd be screaming and roaring
Until their vocal chords torn up and shot
And I holler Bucephalus!
Hop on my horsey and
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a against your skills
здоровье
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It no one can defeat me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

What's

I feel a bit

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who defeat this Russian

Psst, what about a busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the servant of state
Oblique attack tactics ain't straight
I've got creative talents and battle
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the
Russia's fucked up but no why
With your tundras and and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to out my eyes
If I had to look at your face every night
Now me my chair
I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière from to Red square
Fought a Seven War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only me twelve bars

Oh, what a defeat!
I know I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd ripping you to shreds
But I'll take a break
And just rest my little

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations were a lot
But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote
It's great day and another great victory
Cause no great can me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, and Romans
aren't worthy opponents
It takes a Russian to take down a
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a
How are you the of our state
When the state of your head was such a one?
Such sick going through your brain
That you stuck a spike through own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the bitch that you just can't meddle with
This whole battle's like Alaska cause I it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to beat me in a
Accept this gift, Your Highness: I hear you the saddle

That horse is a pile of shit
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But never gonna get it, nyet
Couldn't in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where the Great left off
sexy back to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far great
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!