Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la Kremlin's
Try to serve
No
You're a land rover, I'm a expander
Here to hand you your first loss,
school you like Aristotle
Smack you harder than you hit bottle
You're nothing but an overrated lush, I'll ya
I'm the Tsar of all of Russia
an asshole with an anastole
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So don't try to approach the God
Or you'll get a sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella pissed
up's foolish as well as useless
Little Vasilyevich, let me spell out the
I brought to their knees in Phoenicia
through Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and
In my expansion
While you in the middle of a game of chess
You got bars, flavorless
And what I'm to spit will be the craziest
So go fix me a so I can stay refreshed
Kudos! for the glory I got
From winning every single war I fought
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up this sword that I
And you in half like the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, 'em like a porcelain pot
And they'd be praying for the torture to
But I would leave 'em contorted and be screaming and roaring
Until their vocal chords were up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a chance against skills
здоровье
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, all so easy
Oh!

wrong?

I feel a bit

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat this

Psst, about a flute busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the servant of state
Oblique attack ain't exactly straight
I've got creative and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, in the palace
Russia's up but no wonder why
With your tundras and and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to tear out my
If I had to look at your troll every night
Now bring me my
I'm weary from you a new derrière from here to Red square
Fought a Seven War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only me twelve bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I know when I am
So of course, a seat

I'd keep ripping you to
But I'll take a break
And rest my little head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations were a lot
But at least I the rubles on the garrote wire
It's another day and another great victory
Cause no can beat me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
aren't worthy opponents
It takes a Russian to take down a
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the head of our
When the state of your head was such a crazy
Such sick shit going your brain
you stuck a spike through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the Russian empire straight out of the days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss that you just can't meddle with
This whole battle's like Alaska cause I it

Hmmm, what a beautiful Queen to beat me in a
Accept this gift, Your Highness: I hear you the saddle

horse story is a pile of shit
Though I do 'em chomping at the bit
But you're never gonna get it,
Couldn't spin in my chamber if this were Russian
I'm picking up where Peter the left off
Bringing sexy back to House
So don't me Queen, I'm far more great
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!