Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
THE GREAT
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la Kremlin's
Try to serve
No
You're a land rover, I'm a land
to hand you your first loss, Alexander
I'll school you like
Smack you than you hit that bottle
You're but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the Tsar of all of Russia
You're an with an anastole
I'm heaven sent, divine and
So don't even try to the God
Or you'll get a huge sack like

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the from Pella hella pissed
Stepping up's foolish as as useless
Vasilyevich, let me spell out the list
I foes to their knees in Phoenicia
Breezed Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and
In my pack
While you in the middle of a game of chess
You got bars, flavorless
And I'm about to spit will be the craziest
So go fix me a so I can stay refreshed
Kudos! for the glory I got
From every single war that I fought
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up sword that I brought
And you in half like the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle whose feather I would in the helmet that I wore
As I my many enemies, shattered 'em like a porcelain pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I would 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring
Until their vocal chords were up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my horsey and
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a against your skills
здоровье
A to your victory

Yes, I
It no one can defeat me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

What's

I feel a bit

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
no great who could defeat this Russian

Psst, what about a busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gatefirst of state
Oblique attack tactics ain't straight
I've got creative talents and battle
as steel on the field, genteel in the palace
Russia's up but no wonder why
With your and taigas and bears, oh my!
I pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If I had to look at your troll every night
Now me my chair
I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière from to Red square
Fought a Seven War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only took me twelve

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I know when I am
So of course, a seat

I'd keep ripping you to
But I'll take a instead
And just my little head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my were a lot higher
But at least I saved the rubles on the garrote
It's another day and another great victory
Cause no can beat me

What me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those aren't opponents
It a Russian to take down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the of our state
When the of your head was such a crazy one?
Such sick shit going your brain
That you stuck a through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I
I brought the Russian straight out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch that you just can't meddle
This whole battle's Alaska cause I settled it

Hmmm, a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
Accept this gift, Your I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse is a pile of shit
Though I do 'em chomping at the bit
But you're never get it, nyet
Couldn't in my chamber if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great off
Bringing sexy to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far great
Empress to 8, bitch

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!