Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ALEXANDER THE
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la Kremlin's
Try to serve
No
a land rover, I'm a land expander
Here to hand you first loss, Alexander
I'll you like Aristotle
Smack you harder than you hit that
nothing but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
I'm the first of all of Russia
You're an asshole an anastole
I'm sent, divine and holy
So don't try to approach the God
Or get a huge sack like Novgorod

Hey fella, swell
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella pissed
up's foolish as well as useless
Little Vasilyevich, let me out the list
I brought to their knees in Phoenicia
Breezed through to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and
In my pack
you died in the middle of a game of chess
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm to spit will be the craziest
So go fix me a drink so I can refreshed
Kudos! Greek for the I got
From winning single war that I fought
So this will be straight forward, I'll up this sword that I brought
And slice you in half the Gordian knot
And I'll soar to the top like the eagle feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em a porcelain pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring
Until their chords were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my and trot
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't stand a chance against your
на
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It seems no one can me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

What's

I a bit queasy

Ha! been poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My stomach's riddled holes!

Ugh, I'm
no great who could defeat this Russian

Psst, what a flute busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gatefirst of state
Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly
got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, in the palace
Russia's up but no wonder why
With your and taigas and bears, oh my!
I pay a guy to tear out my eyes
If I had to look at troll face every night
Now me my chair
I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière here to Red square
Fought a Seven War, I ain't scared of a Tsar
Cause beating you only me twelve bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I when I am beat
So of course, take a

I'd keep you to shreds
But I'll take a break
And rest my little head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my expectations a lot higher
But at least I the rubles on the garrote wire
It's another day and another great victory
Cause no great can me

What me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those worthy opponents
It a Russian to take down a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, you're a
How are you the head of our
When the state of your head was such a one?
Such sick shit going through your
you stuck a spike through your own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I unbalanced the European powers with the wars I
I brought the Russian empire straight out of the olden and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch that you just meddle with
This whole battle's like Alaska I settled it

Hmmm, a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
Accept gift, Your Highness: I hear you enjoy the saddle

That horse story is a pile of
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But you're gonna get it, nyet
Couldn't spin in my chamber if this were Russian
I'm picking up Peter the Great left off
Bringing sexy back to House
So call me Queen, I'm far more great
Empress to Tsar 8,

WHO
WHO'S
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!