Luyện nghe bài hát Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

EPIC RAP OF HISTORY!
ALEXANDER THE
VS!
THE TERRIBLE!
BEGIN!

Look
Crème de la Kremlin's
Try to serve
No
You're a land rover, I'm a land
Here to hand you first loss, Alexander
I'll you like Aristotle
Smack you harder than you hit bottle
You're nothing but an overrated lush, I'll ya
I'm the first Tsar of all of
You're an asshole with an
I'm heaven sent, and holy
So don't even try to the God
Or you'll get a huge like Novgorod

Hey fella, diss
But now you got the Panhellenist from Pella hella
Stepping up's as well as useless
Vasilyevich, let me spell out the list
I foes to their knees in Phoenicia
through Gaza to Giza
Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, and Pakistan
In my expansion
While you died in the of a game of chess
You got vodka bars,
And what I'm about to spit be the craziest
So go fix me a so I can stay refreshed
Kudos! Greek for the I got
winning every single war that I fought
So this will be straight forward, I'll take up sword that I brought
And slice you in half like the knot
And I'll soar to the top like the whose feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore
As I swatted my many enemies, shattered 'em like a pot
And they'd be for the torture to stop
But I leave 'em contorted and they'd be screaming and roaring
Until their vocal were torn up and shot
And I would Bucephalus!
Hop on my horsey and
I win Ivan, I
I'm an immortal, not

Enough!
I don't a chance against your skills
на
A drink to victory

Yes, I
It no one can defeat me
I weep, it's all so
Oh!

wrong?

I a bit queasy

Ha! You've poisoned!

Oh, the is unbearable!
My riddled with holes!

Ugh, I'm
There's no great who could defeat Russian

Psst, what about a busting Prussian?

(Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!
Old Fritz, old fritz!)

I'm Frederick the Great, out the servant of state
Oblique attack tactics exactly straight
I've got creative talents and malice
Hard as on the field, genteel in the palace
Russia's up but no wonder why
your tundras and taigas and bears, oh my!
I would pay a guy to out my eyes
If I had to look at your troll face every
Now me my chair
I'm weary from tearing you a new derrière here to Red square
Fought a Seven Years' War, I ain't of a Tsar
beating you only took me twelve bars

Oh, a humiliating defeat!
I when I am beat
So of course, a seat

I'd ripping you to shreds
But I'll a break instead
And just rest my head

Why you drop dead, Fred?!
Hmm, my were a lot higher
But at least I the rubles on the garrote wire
It's another great day and great victory
Cause no can beat me

about me?
Pompey! Yeah!

Macedonians, Prussians and
Those worthy opponents
It takes a Russian to take a Russian
I'm Cath, I'm a cat, a rodent
How are you the of our state
When the state of your was such a crazy one?
Such sick shit going your brain
That you stuck a spike through own son (Oooh)
You're unbalanced like I the European powers with the wars I waged
I brought the empire straight out of the olden days and right into the golden age
I'm the boss bitch that you can't meddle with
This whole battle's like Alaska cause I it

Hmmm, a beautiful Queen to beat me in a battle
Accept this gift, Your Highness: I hear you enjoy the

That horse story is a pile of
Though I do keep 'em at the bit
But never gonna get it, nyet
Couldn't spin in my if this were Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great off
Bringing sexy to House Romanov
So don't call me Queen, I'm far more
to Tsar 8, bitch

WHO
NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP OF HISTORY!