Airmail For Emma
I just into a new apartment for the first time on my own I circulated the address, gave out the new Don't you wanna use my new address? you wanna drop a line? Doesn't anyone wanna let me they're fine ...?
Then one Tuesday morning it came flying through the door Ever so appealing - lying on the hallway I picked it up, I caressed it - it's what I'd waiting for But it was to a Miss Emma Gore
Airmail for Miss Emma, for Miss Emma Gore Airmail for Miss Emma, but she don't live here Airmail for Miss Emma, airmail for Miss Emma Airmail for Miss Emma, but she live here anymore (And) I know no Emma Gore
I put the on the counter - it tickled my curiosity What if Emma had won the lottery? Maybe it's just an unpaid bill - be a rich uncle's will Or even still a love letter ...?
Airmail for Miss Emma, airmail for Miss Emma Airmail for Miss Emma, but she don't live anymore Airmail for Miss Emma, airmail for Miss Gore Airmail for Miss Emma, but she don't here anymore (And I don't know no Gore)
I'm steam it open, I'm making tea anyway I've waited long I think I've shown great restraint I picked up I caressed it - what I'd been waiting for But it was to a Miss Emma Gore But she don't live anymore, I don't no Emma Gore Airmail for Miss Emma, airmail for Miss Emma Gore Airmail for Miss Emma, but she don't live here Airmail for Miss Emma, airmail for Emma Gore Airmail for Emma, but she don't live here anymore (And) I don't no Emma Gore
Getting people's mail is a bore That depends of course on who for I don't want Emma's - that's for Her mail's not welcome on my And she's not welcome within my That would just make me lower I don't wanna rhyme no Emma's a stupid whore