Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, just a trip uptown
If you leave right now, you'll be back sundown

up, there's not a moment to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here they come, on
I could see myself in jail 'til the of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me they was
A little red corvette, they was tryin' to

Dread I feel so I set down my jacket
up ahead, now that's what I call traffic
Dipped to an and I made my way through
Couldn't when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, just to crash
Looked at the gauge and the said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and the shit to the side
Hailed a cab then I a quick ride
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
a little tip to show my appreciation

Got to the ave where I left my car
It there but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I must got towed
Tried to figure out how much money I

Went to the pound and I my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't heard yet
Bumped into that Sam, I used to see
And like always, hand out, me money
In my tank was a worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the bank to back to the BM
Couldn't believe what my were seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
While the other three were so fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I did the shit myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on this journey

Went to the gas station to it up
When a crackhead nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I need your help today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at this point, I don't even a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No matter what the
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped and snug
But in bag, yo, in that bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man