Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical just to get a laugh
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My door neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what about Tommy, the brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a trip
If you leave right now, be back before sundown

Hurry up, not a moment to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I then I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I eased up selector, 55 the
But on the FDR, 40 is the

they come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail 'til the of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set down my
Look up ahead, now that's what I traffic
to an exit and I made my way through
Couldn't when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, about to crash
Looked at the and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and the shit to the side
a cab then I caught a quick ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a little tip to my appreciation

Got to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I have got towed
Tried to figure out how money I owed

Went to the pound and I my debt
that was the worst, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Bumped into that crackhead Sam, I to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes seein'
Looked at the back tire, it was
While the other three so damn fat

A walked by and offered his help
I woulda did the shit myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on this journey

to the gas station to fill it up
When a crackhead from grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't your help today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
this, a stroke of bad luck?
But at point, I don't even give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a named Pam

She the bag, it was wrapped tight and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man