Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play jokes just to get a laugh
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door neighbor had an to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a trip
If you leave right now, you'll be before sundown

Hurry up, not a moment to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here come, sirens on
I could see myself in 'til the break of dawn
But rolled right by, it wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette, was tryin' to capture

Dread I sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I traffic
Dipped to an exit and I made my way
Couldn't believe when I hit First

On a Honda's ass, just about to
Looked at the and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the shit was on

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab then I caught a quick
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
a little tip to show my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I my car
It wasn't but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I must have got
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't heard yet
Bumped that crackhead Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I left the bank to walk to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes were
Looked at the back tire, it was
the other three were so damn fat

A brother walked by and his help
Ordinarily I did the shit myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on journey again

to the gas station to fill it up
When a from nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need help today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at this point, I don't even give a

I got to get the package to the
No what the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped tight and
But in bag, yo, in that bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man