Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes just to get a
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a uptown
If you leave right now, be back before sundown

Hurry up, there's not a to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here they come, on
I could see myself in 'til the break of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me was after
A red corvette, they was tryin' to capture

Dread I sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's I call traffic
Dipped to an and I made my way through
Couldn't when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, just about to
at the gauge and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car the shit was on empty

Got out and pushed the shit to the
a cab then I caught a quick ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got back to the ave I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I must have got
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't heard yet
Bumped into crackhead Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my tank was a worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the bank to walk to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
While the other three were so fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the myself
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
Here I go on this again

Went to the gas station to it up
a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at this point, I don't even a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She the bag, it was wrapped tight and snug
But in bag, yo, in that bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man