Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I practical jokes just to get a laugh
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door neighbor had an to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back how much longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's a trip uptown
If you right now, you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, there's not a to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, then she threw the in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here they come, on
I could see myself in jail 'til the break of
But they rolled by, it wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I call
Dipped to an exit and I my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit First

On a ass, just about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car the shit was on empty

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab I caught a quick ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I have got towed
to figure out how much money I owed

Went to the pound and I paid my
that was the worst, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Bumped into that crackhead Sam, I to see
And always, hand out, give me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I the bank to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe my eyes were seein'
Looked at the back tire, it was
While the other three so damn fat

A brother walked by and offered his
Ordinarily I woulda did the shit
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
I go on this journey again

Went to the gas to fill it up
When a crackhead nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at this point, I even give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No matter what the
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She the bag, it was wrapped tight and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man