Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical just to get a laugh
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what about Tommy, the brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a uptown
If you leave right now, you'll be back before

up, there's not a moment to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated then I played a Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

they come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail the break of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me they was
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set my jacket
Look up ahead, now what I call traffic
Dipped to an exit and I made my way
believe when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, just about to
at the gauge and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the shit was on

Got out and the shit to the side
Hailed a cab then I caught a ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I my car
It there but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I must got towed
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't heard yet
Bumped into crackhead Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the bank to back to the BM
Couldn't what my eyes were seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
the other three were so damn fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the myself
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
I go on this journey again

Went to the gas station to it up
When a from nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at this point, I don't even a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped tight and
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man