Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical just to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door neighbor had an to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a uptown
If you leave now, you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, there's not a to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I eased up selector, 55 the
But on the FDR, 40 is the

they come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail the break of dawn
But rolled right by, it wasn't me they was after
A red corvette, they was tryin' to capture

I feel sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's I call traffic
to an exit and I made my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit Avenue

On a ass, just about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and the shit to the side
Hailed a cab then I caught a quick
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I must have got
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't nothin' yet
Bumped into that crackhead Sam, I to see
And like always, hand out, give me
In my tank was a worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
the other three were so damn fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I did the shit myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on journey again

Went to the gas to fill it up
When a crackhead from nowhere the pump
I said, "Look, I don't your help today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at point, I don't even give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No matter what the
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a named Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped tight and
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man