Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play jokes just to get a laugh
I put roaches in my neighbor's
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My door neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's a trip uptown
If you leave now, you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, not a moment to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, she threw the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I eased up selector, 55 the
But on the FDR, 40 is the

they come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail 'til the break of
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me they was
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set down my
Look up ahead, now that's what I call
Dipped to an exit and I my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit Avenue

On a Honda's ass, just to crash
Looked at the gauge and the shit no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and the shit to the side
Hailed a cab then I caught a ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
a little tip to show my appreciation

Got to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I must got towed
Tried to out how much money I owed

to the pound and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you heard nothin' yet
into that crackhead Sam, I used to see
And always, hand out, give me money
In my was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I the bank to walk back to the BM
Couldn't what my eyes were seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
While the three were so damn fat

A brother walked by and his help
I woulda did the shit myself
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
Here I go on this again

to the gas station to fill it up
When a crackhead from grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I need your help today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my and all that
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at point, I don't even give a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No what the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a woman Pam

She opened the bag, it was tight and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man