Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My door neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what about Tommy, the brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back how much longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a uptown
If you leave right now, you'll be back before

up, there's not a moment to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I then I played a good Samaritan
the car, then she threw the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here they come, on
I could see in jail 'til the break of dawn
But they rolled right by, it me they was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

I feel sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I traffic
to an exit and I made my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit Avenue

On a Honda's ass, about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the shit no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car the shit was on empty

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab then I caught a quick
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
Gave a little tip to show my

Got to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't have far
Damn, I must got towed
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't nothin' yet
Bumped into that Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the bank to walk to the BM
Couldn't believe what my were seein'
Looked at the back tire, it was
While the other three so damn fat

A brother walked by and his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on this again

Went to the gas station to it up
When a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
this, a stroke of bad luck?
But at this point, I don't even give a

I got to get the package to the
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a woman Pam

She the bag, it was wrapped tight and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man