Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I practical jokes just to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be soon how much longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's a trip uptown
If you leave right now, be back before sundown

Hurry up, there's not a to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated then I played a good
the car, then she threw the package in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, positively got to get

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I eased up selector, 55 the
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here they come, on
I could see myself in 'til the break of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I call
to an exit and I made my way through
Couldn't when I hit First Avenue

On a ass, just about to crash
Looked at the and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab then I a quick ride
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
Gave a little tip to my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I my car
It wasn't but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I have got towed
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the pound and I paid my
that was the worst, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Bumped into that Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my tank was a worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I left the bank to back to the BM
Couldn't what my eyes were seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
While the three were so damn fat

A brother walked by and offered his
Ordinarily I woulda did the myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
I go on this journey again

Went to the gas to fill it up
When a crackhead from grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at point, I don't even give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a named Pam

She opened the bag, it was tight and snug
But in bag, yo, in that bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man