Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes just to get a
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My door neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be soon how much longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's a trip uptown
If you leave now, you'll be back before sundown

up, there's not a moment to spare
It positively has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated then I a good Samaritan
Started the car, then she threw the in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I eased up selector, 55 the
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail 'til the break of
But they rolled by, it wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette, was tryin' to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set down my
Look up ahead, now what I call traffic
Dipped to an exit and I made my way
Couldn't believe when I hit First

On a Honda's ass, just to crash
Looked at the and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the shit was on

Got out and pushed the to the side
Hailed a cab then I a quick ride
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
Gave a little tip to my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't gone far
Damn, I must have got
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the pound and I my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't heard yet
Bumped into that crackhead Sam, I to see
And like always, hand out, give me
In my was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe my eyes were seein'
Looked at the back tire, it was
While the other three so damn fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the shit
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on this again

Went to the gas station to it up
When a crackhead nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need your today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my and all that
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at this point, I even give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No what the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
for a woman named Pam

She the bag, it was wrapped tight and snug
But in bag, yo, in that bag
45, what, it was a box of Q-tips
A box of Q-tips, man