Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next neighbor had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be soon how much longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's a trip uptown
If you leave now, you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, not a moment to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I then I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, then she the package in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get

Pumpin' out the on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

they come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail the break of dawn
But they rolled by, it wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette, was tryin' to capture

Dread I sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's I call traffic
Dipped to an exit and I my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit First

On a ass, just about to crash
Looked at the and the shit said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and pushed the shit to the
Hailed a cab then I caught a ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got to the ave where I left my car
It wasn't there but it have gone far
Damn, I have got towed
Tried to figure out how money I owed

Went to the pound and I paid my
that was the worst, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Bumped into crackhead Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice fast

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, has to get there

As I left the to walk back to the BM
believe what my eyes were seein'
Looked at the tire, it was flat
While the other were so damn fat

A brother by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the shit
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
Here I go on journey again

to the gas station to fill it up
When a crackhead nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need help today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at this point, I don't give a fuck

I got to get the to the destination
No matter what the
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a woman Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, guess what, it was a box of
A box of Q-tips, man