Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical just to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she called me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a trip
If you leave right now, you'll be back before

up, there's not a moment to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated I played a good Samaritan
Started the car, then she threw the in

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail 'til the break of
But rolled right by, it wasn't me they was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I sweat so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's what I traffic
Dipped to an exit and I my way through
Couldn't when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and pushed the shit to the
Hailed a cab then I caught a quick
To the house of inflation, yes, the gas
Gave a little tip to show my

Got back to the ave I left my car
It wasn't but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I have got towed
Tried to figure out how much money I

Went to the and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you heard nothin' yet
Bumped into that Sam, I used to see
And like always, out, give me money
In my tank was a worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, has to get there

As I the bank to walk back to the BM
Couldn't believe my eyes were seein'
Looked at the back tire, it was
While the other three so damn fat

A brother walked by and his help
Ordinarily I did the shit myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
I go on this journey again

Went to the gas to fill it up
a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need help today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my tires and all
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at this point, I don't even a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No matter what the
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a named Pam

She opened the bag, it was tight and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, guess what, it was a box of
A box of Q-tips, man