Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes just to get a
I put in my neighbor's bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door had an errand to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what about Tommy, the brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back how much longer could it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a trip
If you leave right now, you'll be back before

Hurry up, there's not a moment to
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated then I a good Samaritan
Started the car, then she the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

Here come, sirens on
I could see myself in 'til the break of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me they was
A little red corvette, was tryin' to capture

Dread I feel so I set down my jacket
Look up ahead, now what I call traffic
Dipped to an and I made my way through
Couldn't believe when I hit Avenue

On a Honda's ass, about to crash
Looked at the gauge and the shit no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the was on empty

Got out and pushed the shit to the
Hailed a cab then I caught a ride
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a tip to show my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I my car
It wasn't there but it couldn't gone far
Damn, I must have got
Tried to figure out how much money I

to the pound and I paid my debt
Think that was the worst, you ain't nothin' yet
into that crackhead Sam, I used to see
And like always, hand out, me money
In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas I had to get to a nice fast

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I left the bank to back to the BM
Couldn't believe what my eyes were
at the back tire, it was flat
While the three were so damn fat

A walked by and offered his help
Ordinarily I woulda did the myself
But he it quick, so I passed him a ten
I go on this journey again

Went to the gas station to it up
When a crackhead from grabbed the pump
I said, "Look, I don't your help today"
And I the motherfucker and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my and all that
What's this, a of bad luck?
But at point, I don't even give a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No matter the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a woman Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped and snug
But in that bag, yo, in bag
45, guess what, it was a box of
A box of Q-tips, man