Luyện nghe bài hát Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jokes

I play practical jokes to get a laugh
I put roaches in my bubblebath
But anyway, one day she upon me
She said, "Lyte, an emergency"

My next door neighbor had an to run
I said, "Why Ms. Davis, ask son"
She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"
I said, "Well, what Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, at the pharmacy"
I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer it be?"
She said, "C'mon, please, it's just a uptown
If you leave right now, you'll be back sundown

Hurry up, there's not a to spare
It absolutely has to get there"
Umm, I contemplated then I played a good
Started the car, then she the package in

It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, positively has to get
It absolutely, got to get there

out the music on the FDR
Not far me was a DT car
So I up selector, 55 the digit
But on the FDR, 40 is the

they come, sirens on
I could see myself in jail the break of dawn
But they rolled right by, it wasn't me was after
A little red corvette, they was to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set my jacket
Look up ahead, now that's I call traffic
Dipped to an and I made my way through
believe when I hit First Avenue

On a Honda's ass, just about to
Looked at the gauge and the said no gas
Zero, nada, in here, see
In car terms the shit was on

Got out and pushed the shit to the
Hailed a cab then I caught a quick
To the of inflation, yes, the gas station
Gave a little tip to show my

Got back to the ave where I my car
It there but it couldn't have gone far
Damn, I must got towed
Tried to figure out how much I owed

Went to the pound and I paid my
Think was the worst, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Bumped into that Sam, I used to see
And like always, hand out, me money
In my tank was a worth of gas I had to get to a nice machine fast

It absolutely, has to get there
It absolutely, got to get there
It absolutely, positively got to get
It absolutely, positively has to get

As I left the bank to walk to the BM
Couldn't believe what my were seein'
Looked at the back tire, it was
While the other three so damn fat

A brother walked by and his help
Ordinarily I did the shit myself
But he changed it quick, so I him a ten
Here I go on this journey

Went to the gas station to it up
When a crackhead from nowhere the pump
I said, "Look, I don't need help today"
And I scared the and he was on his way

Oops, a cat, shit,
Fur on my and all that
What's this, a stroke of bad
But at this point, I don't give a fuck

I got to get the package to the
No what the confrontation
I arrive, bag in my
Lookin' for a woman Pam

She opened the bag, it was wrapped and snug
But in bag, yo, in that bag
45, guess what, it was a box of
A box of Q-tips, man