Luyện nghe bài hát Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3

Four score and sixty-five in the past
I won the Civil War my beard
Now I'm here to whup ass
I've read up on facts
You cure with your tears?
Well, me Chuck
How come you never sat down and cried on career?
a washed up has-been
On TV Total Gyms
And you're lose this battle
Like you lost of the Dragon
I'll rip your hairs out, put 'em in my mouth
squash you like I squashed the South
I never told a lie and I won't now
You're a with a limp, I'll put you down

[Chuck
isn't Gettysburg, punk, I'd suggest retreating
For I invented rap when my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he allows you to lose
My raps will blow mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

I've got my face on the of a mountain
You voted for McCain
I've got a bucket full of my
And I'm about to it rain
You block bullets with your
I catch 'em with my
I'd fun of Walker, Texas Ranger
But I've never even that show

[Chuck
I am Chuck Norris
I've spread more blood and
Than forty score of puny Civil Wars, bitch
I the Union with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the beard I grow on my dick
I attack sharks, when I them bleed
I don't go swimming, water just wants to be me
My make the speed of light wish that it was faster
You may have the slaves
But Chuck is master