Luyện nghe bài hát Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3

Four score and years in the past
I won the Civil War with my
Now I'm to whup your ass
read up on your facts
You cure cancer your tears?
Well, me Chuck
How come you never sat down and on your career?
You're a washed up
On TV selling Gyms
And you're gonna lose battle
you lost Return of the Dragon
I'll rip your chest out, put 'em in my mouth
I'll squash you like I squashed the
I told a lie and I won't start now
You're a horse a limp, I'll put you down

Norris]:
This isn't Gettysburg, punk, I'd retreating
For I invented rap when my heart started beating
Chuck Norris battle, he just allows you to lose
My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Booth

I've got my face on the of a mountain
You for John McCain
I've got a bucket of my head
And I'm about to it rain
You block bullets your beard?
I 'em with my skull
I'd make fun of Walker, Texas
But I've even seen that show

[Chuck
I am Chuck Norris
I've more blood and gore
Than forty of your puny Civil Wars, bitch
I the Union with a roundhouse kick
I a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick
I attack sharks, when I them bleed
I go swimming, water just wants to be around me
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was
You may have freed the
But Chuck is everyone's