Luyện nghe bài hát Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3

Four score and years in the past
I won the War with my beard
Now I'm to whup your ass
I've read up on your
You cancer with your tears?
Well, me Chuck
How you never sat down and cried on your career?
a washed up has-been
On TV Total Gyms
And you're gonna lose battle
Like you Return of the Dragon
I'll rip your chest out, put 'em in my mouth
squash you like I squashed the South
I told a lie and I won't start now
a horse with a limp, I'll put you down

[Chuck
This isn't Gettysburg, punk, I'd retreating
For I invented rap music when my heart started
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he allows you to lose
My raps will your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

I've got my on the side of a mountain
You voted for McCain
I've got a bucket full of my
And I'm to make it rain
You block bullets your beard?
I catch 'em my skull
I'd make fun of Walker, Ranger
But never even seen that show

Norris]:
I am fucking Norris
I've spread blood and gore
Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars,
I the Union with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my
I attack sharks, when I smell bleed
I don't go swimming, water just wants to be me
My make the speed of light wish that it was faster
You may have the slaves
But is everyone's master