Luyện nghe bài hát Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3

Four score and years in the past
I won the War with my beard
Now I'm to whup your ass
I've up on your facts
You cancer with your tears?
Well, me Chuck
How come you sat down and cried on your career?
You're a washed up
On TV Total Gyms
And you're lose this battle
you lost Return of the Dragon
I'll rip chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth
I'll squash you like I the South
I never a lie and I won't start now
You're a horse with a limp, put you down

Norris]:
This isn't Gettysburg, punk, I'd retreating
For I rap music when my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to
My raps will blow your like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

I've got my face on the of a mountain
You voted for McCain
I've got a full of my head
And I'm about to it rain
You block with your beard?
I catch 'em my skull
I'd make fun of Walker, Ranger
But I've never even that show

Norris]:
I am Chuck Norris
I've spread more blood and
Than forty of your puny Civil Wars, bitch
I split the with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black on the beard that I grow on my dick
I attack sharks, when I smell bleed
I don't go swimming, water just wants to be me
My make the speed of light wish that it was faster
You may have the slaves
But is everyone's master