Luyện nghe bài hát Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3

Four score and sixty-five in the past
I won the Civil War with my
Now I'm to whup your ass
I've read up on your
You cure cancer your tears?
Well, tell me
How come you never sat down and cried on career?
You're a up has-been
On TV Total Gyms
And you're gonna lose this
Like you lost Return of the
I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my
I'll squash you like I the South
I never told a lie and I won't now
You're a horse with a limp, I'll put you

[Chuck
This isn't Gettysburg, punk, I'd suggest
For I rap music when my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to
My will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

I've got my face on the of a mountain
You voted for John
got a bucket full of my head
And I'm about to make it
You bullets with your beard?
I catch 'em with my
I'd fun of Walker, Texas Ranger
But I've never even seen show

Norris]:
I am Chuck Norris
I've spread blood and gore
Than forty score of your Civil Wars, bitch
I split the Union a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the that I grow on my dick
I attack sharks, when I smell bleed
I don't go swimming, water just to be around me
My make the speed of light wish that it was faster
You may have the slaves
But is everyone's master