Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your muthafucking
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people ain't got no
chimney, so he just in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they

You know Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that ain't even real, man you acting like a
little beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life
*have you a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to
I got Blaze in the room drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the kitchen and he the bomb
I got Little Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna blow ounce him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my presents on my
Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
my mind on my presents
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but they ain't in
Well I called up Blaze him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing next to the Christmas tree
the blinking lights made me sick
But I always decorate every for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna smoke Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it alright
Before he he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
through with a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint the blue cots
That make ya choke, some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past

Shit If I would of known we was getting for free
I would have pulled my out!