Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To your house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell in front of Churches' Chicken
like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I even like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what of list?
I mean, it's kinda that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting a
sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life
you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up a Elf
And, all they saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
my Mind on my presents
And my on my mind
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my mind on my
And my presents on my
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but ain't chiped in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See is fine, cause I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights made me
But I always every year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some in a blunt
That I am gonna with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first I made, I gotta billon more to go".

on Christmas Day
My homie J
Came through a gift for me
And a dope ass fruit "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint with the cots
That make ya choke, some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
style through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
supposed to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of we was getting shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!