Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a who come to your house...
To your muthafucking
And he ain't be trying to rob
Ah hell no, Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though,
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they

You know Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I even like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's naughty or
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you like a
little beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your head!"
With so much in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in house in the bedroom
tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room drinking
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up a Elf
And, all they keep is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my presents on my
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their but they ain't chiped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, for dime
He said him and Anybody through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm right next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights me sick
But I always every year for Saint Nick
So, there no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am gonna with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came through with a for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to take a step back, sit my down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
They to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was shit for free
I have pulled my dick out!