Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some be bolting they shit

You know Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he know who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this work for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Claus shit
Man, SANTA for fool
you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard putting on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the room drinking Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric dressed up like a Elf
And, all they saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my presents on my
Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my mind on my
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but they chiped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, for dime
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm right next to the Christmas tree
the blinking lights made me sick
But I always every year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you it home alright
Before he left he "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I billon more to go".

on Christmas Day
My homie J
Came through a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to take a step back, sit my down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
supposed to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I of known we was getting shit for free
I would have my dick out!