Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To muthafucking house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever of Santa?
Nuh uh
Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
(What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may to kick it in though, depending
it hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about in some DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like thing
or
Man, you acting a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I even like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this work for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus,
I be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus
Man, SANTA for fool
you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the
Everybody tripping, chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room drinking
Jamie's in the kitchen and he the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up a Elf
And, all they keep is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, down, I got Santa Claus high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
got their cups but they ain't chiped in
Well I called up Blaze him, time for dime
He said him and coming through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
the blinking lights made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Nick
So, there no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came with a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint the blue cots
That make ya choke, with bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break with the
They supposed to stop by at a past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was shit for free
I would have pulled my out!