Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your muthafucking
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though,
it what hood he in, some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious
or
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Bullshit!
Man, I even like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa shit
Man, SANTA for life
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my on my mind
Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but ain't chiped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, for dime
He said him and Anybody coming through at
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
the blinking lights made me sick
But I always decorate every for Saint Nick
So, there no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some in a blunt
I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home
Before he he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
through with a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint the blue cots
That ya choke, with some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a past twelve

Shit If I of known we was getting shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!