Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your muthafucking
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever of Santa?
Nuh uh
Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting shit

You like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's
Oh, you the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's naughty or
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in old Santa Claus shit
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy this if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living drinking Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Claus high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my on my mind
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but they chiped in
I called up Blaze told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas
Seeing the blinking made me sick
But I always decorate every for Saint Nick
So, there no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am gonna with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I you make it home alright
Before he he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came with a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint with the blue
That ya choke, with some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
supposed to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was getting for free
I would have pulled my out!