Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To your house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space
for the 5200 in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa shit
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa high as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my mind on my
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but they ain't in
Well I called up told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas
Seeing the blinking lights made me
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all till the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I you make it home alright
he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came through with a for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint with the blue
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to take a step back, sit my down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke Santa, break with the elves
They supposed to by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was getting for free
I would pulled my dick out!