Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To muthafucking house
And he ain't be trying to rob
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like thing
or
Man, you acting like a believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's naughty or
Man, nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa shit
Man, SANTA for fool
*have you been a good boy year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living drinking Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa high as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but they chiped in
Well I called up Blaze him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Nick
So, there ain't no he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and Hydro in a blunt
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the stop I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came through a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint with the blue
make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of we was getting shit for free
I would have my dick out!