Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a who come to your house...
To your muthafucking
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious
or
Man, you acting a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's it twice
Right,
And he gonna know who's or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got Blaze in the living drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the kitchen and he the bomb
I got Little Eric dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but ain't chiped in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm right next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the lights made me sick
But I always decorate year for Saint Nick
So, ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came through with a for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past

Shit If I of known we was getting shit for free
I have pulled my dick out!