Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To muthafucking house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you like a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I even like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's naughty or
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in old Santa Claus shit
Man, for life fool
*have you a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, down, I got Santa Claus high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my mind on my
And my presents on my
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but ain't chiped in
Well I called up told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm standing right next to the tree
Seeing the lights made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna smoke with Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came through a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
a phat ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past

Shit If I would of known we was getting for free
I would have pulled my out!