Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a who come to your house...
To your muthafucking
And he ain't be trying to rob
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like thing
or
Man, you acting a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I its Christmas list,
you know gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), you
wasn't right, Santa was like that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus
Man, SANTA for fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your head!"
With so much in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and the doors
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow ounce him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but they ain't in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing next to the Christmas tree
the blinking lights made me sick
But I always every year for Saint Nick
So, ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna with Santa Claus
Get him all till the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the stop I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came through a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
a phat ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was shit for free
I have pulled my dick out!