Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To your muthafucking
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't ever of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's
Oh, you mean the who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he know who's naughty or nice
Man, nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life
you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, on Santa to come
I got in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and the doors
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow ounce him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my mind on my
And my on my mind
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but they ain't in
Well I called up told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming through at
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right next to the tree
Seeing the lights made me sick
But I always every year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
through with a gift for me
And a dope ass fruit "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint the blue cots
That make ya choke, with bud, ain't no choke
Had to a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke Santa, break with the elves
They to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was getting shit for
I would have pulled my out!