Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To muthafucking house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kris
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they got no
chimney, so he just come in tha dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah bring my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you like a
little sucker beliving in old Santa Claus shit
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to on the way
May I, wrap gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to
I got in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder up like a Elf
And, all keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
my mind on my presents
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
everybody got cups but they ain't chiped in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, there ain't no chance he gonna me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some in a blunt
That I am gonna with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the break of
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home
Before he left he "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the stop I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came with a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint with the blue
That make ya choke, some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past

Shit If I would of known we was getting for free
I have pulled my dick out!