Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To your house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I who that is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I even like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he know who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this work for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus,
I don't be in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus
Man, SANTA for fool
you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder up like a Elf
And, all they keep is "go fuck yourself"
So, off the lights and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my presents on my
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
got their cups but they ain't chiped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, time for
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
Seeing the lights made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the break of
And, him fly off in the night
Hey for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I billon more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came through a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That ya choke, with some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
Shaggy's style with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
They to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was getting for free
I would have my dick out!