Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say a motherfucker who come to your house...
To muthafucking house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit

You know Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah bring my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you don't be no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your head!"
so much Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got in the living room drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my presents on my
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my mind on my
And my on my mind
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their but they ain't chiped in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas
Seeing the blinking made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and Hydro in a blunt
I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it alright
he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came through with a for me
And a dope ass fruit "aight dawg",
With a phat ass joint with the cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break with the
They supposed to stop by at a half past

Shit If I of known we was getting shit for free
I would have pulled my out!