Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To muthafucking house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Claus, Saint Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
(What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they

You know like and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's it twice
Right,
And he gonna who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa shit
Man, SANTA for life
*have you a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so much Drama in the
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas
But, I some how, way
coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the kitchen and he the bomb
I got Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we blow ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Claus high as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
my mind on my presents
And my on my mind
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their cups but they ain't in
Well I called up Blaze told him, time for
He said him and coming through at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
Seeing the lights made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, there ain't no chance he gonna me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some in a blunt
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all till the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
through with a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to by at a half past twelve

Shit If I of known we was getting shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!