Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To muthafucking house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some they ain't got no
chimney, so he come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about in some DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's it twice
Right,
And he gonna know who's naughty or
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't real, man you acting like a
little sucker in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for fool
*have you been a good boy year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the kitchen and he the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up a Elf
And, all keep saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Claus high as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my presents on my
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but they chiped in
I called up Blaze told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm standing right to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking made me sick
But I always decorate every year for Saint
So, ain't no chance he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna smoke Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home
Before he left he said "Hey, Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I gotta billon to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came through with a for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
a phat ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, no choke
Had to take a back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke Santa, break with the elves
supposed to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of we was getting shit for free
I would have my dick out!