Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To your house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though,
it what hood he in, some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious
or
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he know who's naughty or nice
Man, nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit even real, man you acting like a
sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, for life fool
*have you been a good boy this if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
It's hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got Blaze in the living room drinking
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder up like a Elf
And, all they saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the and close the doors
Man for what? Santa Hoe
And, we gonna blow with him
G's up, down, I got Santa Claus high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Mixing and Gin
everybody got cups but they ain't chiped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, for dime
He said him and Anybody coming through at
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm standing next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights made me
But I always decorate year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some in a blunt
That I am gonna smoke Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it alright
Before he he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the stop I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
through with a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half twelve

Shit If I would of known we was shit for free
I would have pulled my out!