Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who to your house...
To your house
And he be trying to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what he in, cause some people be bolting they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the
Fool, I know who is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know who's or nice
Man, hell nah, so you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what of list?
I mean, it's like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
Well SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus,
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you like a
sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life
*have you been a good boy this if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I some how, way
Keep coming up with fresh ass just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on to come
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
in the kitchen and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the lights and close the
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we blow ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Claus high as shit

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my presents on my
Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
got their cups but they ain't chiped in
Well I called up Blaze told him, time for
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm all Christmassy
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas
Seeing the blinking lights me sick
But I always decorate every year for Nick
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the break of
And, him fly off in the night
Hey for the presents, I hope you make it home alright
Before he left he "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I billon more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
through with a gift for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but no body clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, break the elves
They to stop by at a half past twelve

Shit If I would of known we was shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!