Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To your house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ever heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be they shit

You know like Kwee-Kwee and down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's
Oh, you mean the who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
Something that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's looking at his

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna know naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil erythang.
fuck SANTA, and fuck you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus,
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus
Man, SANTA for life
*have you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your head!"
so much Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda hard putting trimin's on my Christmas
But, I how, some way
coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the living room drinking
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder dressed up a Elf
And, all they saying is "go fuck yourself"
So, turn off the and close the doors
Man for what? Claus Hoe
And, we gonna ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as

Sitting by the sipping Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Sitting by the tree sipping
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their but they ain't chiped in
I called up Blaze told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody coming at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing next to the Christmas tree
Seeing the blinking lights made me
But I always decorate every for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no he gonna pass me up
Got some in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt
That I am gonna smoke with Santa
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home
he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
through with a gift for me
And a dope ass fruit "aight dawg",
With a phat ass with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no clap, the presents are wrapped
Shaggy's style through a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
with Santa, break with the elves
They supposed to by at a half past twelve

Shit If I of known we was getting shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!