Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to house...
To your house
And he ain't be trying to rob
Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Nick?
Nah
Kris
Man nah!
You ain't ever heard of Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause people be bolting they shit

You know Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I who that is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious
or
Man, you acting like a believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't even fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's it twice
Right,
And he know who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
kind of list?
I mean, it's kinda that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that ain't even real, man you acting like a
little sucker beliving in some old Claus shit
Man, SANTA for fool
you been a good boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
With so Drama in the D-E-T
It's kinda putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
Keep coming up fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, wrap another gift, so that I, can up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, on Santa to come
I got Blaze in the room drinking Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Little Eric Loder up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and the doors
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we blow ounce with him
G's up, hoes down, I got Claus high as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my on my presents
And my on my mind
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
my mind on my presents
And my presents on my
Egg-Nog and Gin
everybody got their but they ain't chiped in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He said him and Anybody through at nine
See everything is fine, cause I'm feeling all
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas
the blinking lights made me sick
But I always decorate year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no chance he pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am gonna smoke Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced the break of dawn
And, watch him fly off in the
Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you it home alright
he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the first stop I made, I billon more to go".

Later on Day
My homie J
Came through with a for me
And a dope ass cake "aight dawg",
a phat ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, no choke
Had to take a step back, sit my down, knocking Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
style through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke with Santa, with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a half past

Shit If I would of we was getting shit for free
I would pulled my dick out!