Luyện nghe bài hát A Very Twiztid Christmas

(featuring Blaze, Big & Lil Poot)

Alright, so let me get right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
To muthafucking house
And he ain't be to rob you?
Ah hell no, that's Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
Nuh uh
Santa Claus, Saint
Nah
Kringle?
Man nah!
You ain't heard of Kris Kringle?
Man nah!!
Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some they ain't got no
chimney, so he come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they

You know like and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
Fool, I know who that is, who you talking kicking in some DOORS?
Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho Jolly
Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Chicken
Something like that, except he come and he be gifts, it's like religious thing
or
Man, you acting like a sucker believing in Fishtishish Bullshit!
Man, I don't like fish! so, LOOK!

He's at his list

He's checking it
Right,
And he gonna who's naughty or nice
Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the he got a list,
what kind of
I mean, it's kinda like that,it really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
Lil Poot erythang.
Well fuck SANTA, and you
Man fuck you man, you be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you like a
little sucker in some old Santa Claus shit
Man, SANTA for life
*have you been a boy this year? if not I'm gonna split your fucking head!"
so much Drama in the D-E-T
It's hard putting trimin's on my Christmas Tree
But, I how, some way
coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way
May I, another gift, so that I, can sneek up in your house in the bedroom
Everybody tripping, roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to
I got Blaze in the living room Egg-Nog
Jamie's in the and he pulling the bomb
I got Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf
And, all they keep saying is "go yourself"
So, turn off the lights and the doors
Man for Santa Claus Hoe
And, we gonna blow ounce him
G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus as shit

Sitting by the tree Egg-Nog.
on Christmas gifts....Egg-Nog.
With my Mind on my
And my on my mind
by the tree sipping Egg-Nog
Waiting on gifts....Egg-Nog
my mind on my presents
And my on my mind
Mixing and Gin
everybody got their cups but ain't chiped in
Well I up Blaze told him, time for dime
He him and Anybody coming through at nine
See everything is fine, I'm feeling all Christmassy
And I'm standing right next to the Christmas
the blinking lights made me sick
But I decorate every year for Saint Nick
So, there ain't no he gonna pass me up
Got some Cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a
That I am smoke with Santa Claus
Get him all shit-faced till the of dawn
And, him fly off in the night
Hey thanks for the presents, I you make it home alright
he left he said "Hey, Listen Bro"
"Your the stop I made, I gotta billon more to go".

Later on Day
My Violent J
Came with a gift for me
And a ass fruit cake "aight dawg",
With a ass joint with the blue cots
That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no
Had to take a step back, sit my Egg-Nog down, Rum and cot
I'm fucked up now, but ain't no body clap, the presents are
Shaggy's style with a 40 in a sac "roll it up"
Smoke Santa, break with the elves
They supposed to stop by at a past twelve

Shit If I would of we was getting shit for free
I would have pulled my out!