A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs, got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we traveled the nation became a sensation
In our '82 Dodge van

Now we're getting older and much more sober
And we've got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag, the kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes, yeah

This song sounds like a dance song 'cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song, a really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

And now the label is so stoked, they don't get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV in the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girl's hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song 'cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song, a really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song 'cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song, a really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

Who the hell are we foolin'? This isn't what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard, we only listen to Mtley Cre
But it's gonna be really funny 'cause this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song 'cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song 'cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song, a really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song 'cause dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song, a really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

It's our new sound
We're gonna take it to the next level
You're gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the drums just dropped out
No, the drums, no, it doesn't sound good anymore
It, I can't find the rhythm on the deal
It's, nah, it's cool, no, it's not

Alright, we're back
We are dancing, this is awesome
We are dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing
And we're dancing, dancing, dancing