A Night We'll Never Forget

KIDS, MISS GARDNER & MR. STEPHENS
You ain't seen nothin' yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget (X2)

KIDS
Holy shit! Senior prom's just a few days away

HELEN
I've had nothing to eat since yesterday

NORMA
I'll be gone from this dump by the final week of May

FRIEDA & HELEN
All I care's I'll be there with the best-lookin' guy

FREDDY
If she asks me to dance, I swear I'll die

NORMA
I will never look back once I fin'lly say goodbye

KIDS
This will be just great!
Oh, my life is gonna take flight
Can't wait til Saturday night
Yeah!

STOKES
Eighty bucks for a tux?

BOYS
Damn, we better get laid!

FRIEDA
(to Boys)
You've been prayin' for that since seventh grade

GEORGE
Yeah...

BOYS
It's the least we deserve after everything we've paid

GIRLS
Sad...!

NORMA
Got the booze

STOKES
Got the weed

GEORGE & HELEN
Got the limo for ten

KIDS
And we won't get a chance like this again

BOYS
We'll be leaving as boys, but we're coming home as men!

KIDS
This will be just great!
Yeah, my life is gonna take flight
Can't wait (I can't wait)
Til Saturday night

You ain't seen nothin' yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget (X2)

FRIEDA
God, Sue, everybody's talking.

SUE
Let them. I don't care.

FRIEDA
I can't believe you're going to miss your own Senior Prom.

SUE
C'mon, it's just one night.

STOKES
You're taking Scary White to Prom?

TOMMY
I know it sounds a little crazy.

FREDDY
Have you lost your frickin' mind?

GEORGE
Yeah, if you were that desperate,
why didn't you just ask me?

What?

Joking!

KIDS
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget

CARRIE
I bet other girls already know
The ways to get their skin to glow
And I can learn

I'm not sure how all these colors mix
Those other girls, they've got their tricks
But I can learn
It's my turn on Saturday night

MR. STEPHENS
You honestly think Sue put Tommy up to this?

MISS GARDNER
I'm sure of it.

MR. STEPHENS
Why in God's name would she do such a thing?

MISS GARDNER
That's what I intend to find out.

MR. STEPHENS
What about Chris? Is she still giving you grief?

MISS GARDNER
Not a peep. Which honestly worries me even more.

CHRIS
I believe in getting even
That's what I believe
And I just don't forgive and forget

I don't turn the other cheek
For some pathetic freak
Carrie White's got a lot to regret

Watch it! You're getting blood everywhere, you stupid shit!

KIDS
Never forget

BILLY
Who're you calling "stupid shit"?
The whole thing was your idea.

CHRIS
Damn straight it was! And it's gonna be good.

BILLY
Old man Henty had a farm
Ee yi ee yi oh

CHRIS
And on that farm -

BILLY & CHRIS
- we killed a pig!
Ee yi ee yi (X3)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

CARRIE
I never dreamed that I could go
When he first asked and I said no
He asked me twice

SUE
When Tommy asked me

CARRIE
He asked me twice

SUE
Of course I told him yes
Now he'll never know. I guess
How I might have looked in my blue dress

CARRIE
I might look nice

SUE
I might have looked nice

KIDS
This will be just great
We're getting there, but not quite
Can't wait til Saturday night

You ain't seen nothin' yet
It's gonna be a night we'll never forget (X2)

(Oh! This will be great)
It's gonna be a night we'll never
No never
We'll never forget
A night we'll never forget!