Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last I went up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I Shania Twain
Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier
Than a retard watchin'

But anyway I read her in the hotel room
I had one of these nice hotels
So I tried to seduce her and her this letter
This is my to Shania and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, finer than hell, I'd eat your turds
You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you like a prize hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I live here

Off the infested lake, tell you what
They caught a big oh sixteen foot long
In that lake by me, right, we're talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like Niceville pussys
I'd you all the best things life had to offer
Please call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Inn
Across from that big muffler

Boy I got me one of them wigglin'
I you what if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents give you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I business, Shania
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I know lowlie hard up scumball
I even closed a couple of gifts in fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn envolope

Thats right there's a of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service restroom the street
And let me you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one coupon
That's in there for extra

Send that son of a bitch back I might give that to my sister
And her for their anniversary
There's also a Reggan bumper in there
And a bunch of and tits to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a up special, I think your fine, now call me
Don't call out tell one though
I'm usually on the phone
Talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty

Love in
the cable guy