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Last Christmas I went up,
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she me hornier
Than a watchin' baywatch

But anyway I her letter in the hotel room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I to seduce her and sent her this letter
is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat turds
You think I'm kiddin', I that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my estate where I live down here

Off the alagator infested lake, you what
caught a big oh sixteen foot long gator
In that lake by me, right, we're talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our stay

Tell you what Shania, I like them Niceville pussys
I'd treat you all the best things life had to
Please me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big joint

Boy I got me one of them wigglin'
I tell you if you want one I'll sperge
And you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will give you
Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
'Bout you know and to let ya know that
I ain't lowlie hard up scumball
I even closed a couple of gifts in this
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats there's a bunch of coupons
For fancy Longjohn service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't use that one coupon
That's in there for Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might give to my sister
And her husband for their
There's also a Reggan bumper sticker in
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
Don't call out one o'clock though
'Cause I'm on the phone
Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls

in Christ
Larry the guy