Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I went up,
For a little vacation, and boy I love Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me
Than a retard watchin'

But anyway I her letter in the hotel room
I had one of these fancy hotels
So I tried to her and sent her this letter
This is my letter to and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, finer than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you like a winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I live down

Off the alagator infested lake, you what
They caught a big oh sixteen long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them Niceville
I'd treat you all the best things had to offer
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I you what if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I ain't know hard up scumball
I even closed a of gifts in this fancy
Inn Hotel envolope

Thats there's a bunch of coupons
For that Longjohn service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might that to my sister
And her husband for anniversary
There's also a Reggan sticker in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done on tattoos

I had a up special, I think your fine, now call me
call out tell one o'clock though
'Cause I'm on the phone
Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls

in Christ
Larry the guy