Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I love Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she me hornier
Than a watchin' baywatch

But I read her letter in the hotel room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I tried to seduce her and her this letter
This is my letter to Shania and she got this letter

Dear Shania, you're finer hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured that off the bat
I'd treat you like a prize hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I live down

Off the alagator infested lake, you what
They caught a big oh sixteen foot gator
In that lake by me, dats right, talkin' world record gator
me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you Shania, I ain't like them Niceville pussys
I'd treat you all the best things life had to
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across that big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a of quarters, fifty cents will give you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I business, Shania
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I ain't know hard up scumball
I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy
Inn Hotel envolope

Thats right a bunch of coupons
For that Longjohn service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my sister
And her husband for anniversary
There's also a Reggan bumper sticker in
And a bunch of and tits to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I think your fine, now me
Don't call out tell one o'clock
'Cause I'm on the phone
to one of them 900 talk dirty girls

Love in
the cable guy