Last Christmas I up, Niceville For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier Than a retard watchin'
But anyway I read her in the hotel room I had one of these nice hotels So I tried to her and sent her this letter is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter
Dear Shania, you're than hell, I'd eat your turds You think I'm kiddin', I figured charmer off the bat I'd treat you like a winnin' hog And give you the run of my home estate I live down here
Off the infested lake, tell you what caught a big oh sixteen foot long gator In lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator Tell me now you ain't got nipples, from our home stay
Tell you what Shania, I ain't them Niceville pussys I'd treat you all the best life had to offer Please call me, here, I'm at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn from that big muffler joint
Boy I got me one of them beds I tell you if you want one I'll sperge And you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will give you Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'
To let you know I business, Shania 'Bout you know and to let ya know that I ain't know lowlie up scumball I even closed a of gifts in this fancy Chugg-A-Lugg Inn envolope
Thats right there's a bunch of For that fancy Longjohn service down the street And let me you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one coupon That's in there for extra
Send son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my sister And her for their anniversary There's a Reggan bumper sticker in there And a bunch of and tits to get her done lick on tattoos
I had a made up special, I think fine, now call me call out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm usually on the to one of them 900 talk dirty girls
Love in Larry the guy