Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last I went up, Niceville
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me
Than a watchin' baywatch

But anyway I her letter in the hotel room
I had one of nice fancy hotels
So I to seduce her and sent her this letter
This is my letter to and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured that off the bat
I'd treat you like a winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home where I live down here

Off the alagator lake, tell you what
They caught a big oh sixteen long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys
I'd you all the best things life had to offer
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big muffler

Boy I got me one of wigglin' beds
I you what if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you
10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I business, Shania
'Bout datin' you know and to let ya that
I ain't lowlie hard up scumball
I even closed a of gifts in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats right there's a of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service restroom the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if ever use that one coupon
That's in for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might that to my sister
And her husband for anniversary
There's also a Reggan bumper in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
Don't call out tell one o'clock
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls

in Christ
Larry the guy