Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I went up,
For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania
Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier
Than a retard baywatch

But anyway I read her letter in the room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I tried to seduce her and her this letter
This is my letter to and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured charmer off the bat
I'd you like a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate I live down here

Off the alagator lake, tell you what
They a big oh sixteen foot long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our stay

Tell you Shania, I ain't like them Niceville pussys
I'd you all the best things life had to offer
Please call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Inn
Across from that big joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you what if you want one sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will you
10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I business, Shania
datin' you know and to let ya know that
I ain't lowlie hard up scumball
I even closed a couple of gifts in fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats there's a bunch of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't ever use one coupon
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my
And her husband for anniversary
There's also a Reggan sticker in there
And a of gritch and tits to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
call out tell one o'clock though
'Cause I'm on the phone
Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls

Love in
the cable guy