Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last I went up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I love Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she me hornier
Than a retard watchin'

But anyway I her letter in the hotel room
I had one of nice fancy hotels
So I to seduce her and sent her this letter
This is my to Shania and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured that off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home where I live down here

Off the alagator lake, tell you what
They caught a big oh sixteen foot long
In that by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys
I'd treat you all the best things had to offer
Please me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across that big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of wigglin' beds
I tell you if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents give you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
'Bout you know and to let ya know that
I ain't know hard up scumball
I even a couple of gifts in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn envolope

Thats right there's a of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service restroom down the
And let me tell you sumethin' and if ever use that one coupon
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might that to my sister
And her for their anniversary
There's also a Reggan bumper in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done lick on

I had a made up special, I think your fine, now me
Don't call out tell one though
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty

Love in
Larry the guy