Last Christmas I went up, For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier Than a watchin' baywatch
But I read her letter in the hotel room I had one of these nice fancy So I to seduce her and sent her this letter This is my to Shania and she actually got this letter
Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat your You think I'm kiddin', I that charmer off the bat I'd treat you like a prize hog And give you the run of my home estate where I live down
Off the infested lake, tell you what They caught a big oh sixteen foot long In lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our stay
Tell you what Shania, I ain't like Niceville pussys I'd treat you all the best things life had to Please call me, here, I'm at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Across from that big muffler
Boy I got me one of them wigglin' I tell you what if you want one sperge And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents give you Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'
To let you know I mean business, 'Bout datin' you know and to let ya that I ain't know hard up scumball I even closed a couple of in this fancy Chugg-A-Lugg Inn envolope
Thats there's a bunch of coupons For fancy Longjohn service restroom down the street And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one in there for extra Hushpuppies
Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I give that to my sister And her husband for anniversary There's also a Reggan bumper sticker in And a bunch of and tits to get her done lick on tattoos
I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me Don't call out one o'clock though I'm usually on the phone Talkin' to one of them 900 talk girls
in Christ Larry the guy