Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I went up,
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me
a retard watchin' baywatch

But anyway I read her letter in the room
I had one of these fancy hotels
So I tried to seduce her and sent her this
This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this

Dear Shania, finer than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured charmer off the bat
I'd treat you like a winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I down here

Off the infested lake, tell you what
They caught a big oh sixteen foot long
In that by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them Niceville
I'd treat you all the best things had to offer
Please call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Inn
from that big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you what if you want one sperge
And you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will give you
10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I ain't know lowlie up scumball
I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy
Inn Hotel envolope

Thats right a bunch of coupons
For that Longjohn service restroom down the street
And let me you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one coupon
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I give that to my sister
And her husband for anniversary
There's also a bumper sticker in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I think fine, now call me
Don't out tell one o'clock though
I'm usually on the phone
Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls

Love in
Larry the guy