Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last I went up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I Shania Twain
Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier
Than a retard watchin'

But anyway I read her in the hotel room
I had one of nice fancy hotels
So I tried to seduce her and her this letter
This is my letter to Shania and she got this letter

Dear Shania, finer than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured charmer off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I live here

Off the alagator lake, tell you what
caught a big oh sixteen foot long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, talkin' world record gator
me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't them Niceville pussys
I'd treat you all the things life had to offer
Please call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Inn
Across from that big joint

Boy I got me one of wigglin' beds
I you what if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
datin' you know and to let ya know that
I ain't know hard up scumball
I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats right a bunch of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn restroom down the street
And let me you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one coupon
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my
And her husband for their
There's also a Reggan bumper in there
And a bunch of gritch and to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
Don't call out tell one o'clock
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of them 900 talk girls

Love in
Larry the guy