Last Christmas I went up, For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me a retard watchin' baywatch
But anyway I read her letter in the room I had one of these nice fancy So I tried to her and sent her this letter This is my letter to Shania and she actually got letter
Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat your You think I'm kiddin', I figured charmer off the bat I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog And give you the run of my home estate where I live here
Off the alagator infested lake, tell you They caught a big oh sixteen foot long In lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, our home stay
Tell you what Shania, I like them Niceville pussys I'd treat you all the best things life had to call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Across from that big muffler
Boy I got me one of them beds I you what if you want one I'll sperge And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will you Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know
To let you I mean business, Shania 'Bout datin' you know and to let ya that I ain't know lowlie up scumball I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel
Thats right there's a of coupons For that fancy Longjohn service restroom down the And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one That's in there for extra
Send that son of a back 'cause I might give that to my sister And her husband for their There's also a Reggan sticker in there And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done lick on
I had a made up special, I think fine, now call me call out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm usually on the Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls
Love in Larry the guy