Last I went up, Niceville For a little vacation, and boy I Shania Twain Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier Than a watchin' baywatch
But anyway I her letter in the hotel room I had one of these nice hotels So I tried to her and sent her this letter This is my letter to Shania and she actually got letter
Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat your You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat I'd you like a prize winnin' hog And give you the run of my estate where I live down here
Off the infested lake, tell you what They caught a big oh foot long gator In that lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world gator Tell me now you got hard nipples, from our home stay
Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys I'd treat you all the things life had to offer call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Across from big muffler joint
Boy I got me one of wigglin' beds I tell you what if you want one I'll And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents give you Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you vibratin'
To let you know I mean business, 'Bout you know and to let ya know that I know lowlie hard up scumball I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy Inn Hotel envolope
Thats right a bunch of coupons For that fancy Longjohn service restroom the street And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't use that one coupon in there for extra Hushpuppies
Send that son of a bitch 'cause I might give that to my sister And her for their anniversary also a Reggan bumper sticker in there And a bunch of gritch and to get her done lick on tattoos
I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me call out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm on the phone Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls
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