Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she me hornier
a retard watchin' baywatch

But anyway I read her in the hotel room
I had one of these fancy hotels
So I tried to seduce her and sent her letter
This is my letter to Shania and she actually got letter

Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat turds
You think I'm kiddin', I that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you like a prize hog
And give you the run of my estate where I live down here

Off the alagator infested lake, tell you
caught a big oh sixteen foot long gator
In that lake by me, right, we're talkin' world record gator
me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys
I'd treat you all the best things life had to
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big muffler

Boy I got me one of wigglin' beds
I tell you what if you want one I'll
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents give you
10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you I mean business, Shania
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I ain't know lowlie up scumball
I even closed a couple of gifts in this
Inn Hotel envolope

Thats there's a bunch of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service restroom down the
And let me you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one coupon
That's in for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch 'cause I might give that to my sister
And her husband for anniversary
also a Reggan bumper sticker in there
And a of gritch and tits to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I think your fine, now me
Don't call out tell one o'clock
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls

Love in
Larry the guy