Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I went up,
For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania
Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier
Than a watchin' baywatch

But anyway I read her in the hotel room
I had one of nice fancy hotels
So I tried to seduce her and sent her letter
This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this

Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat your
You think I'm kiddin', I figured that off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home where I live down here

Off the alagator infested lake, you what
They a big oh sixteen foot long gator
In that by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys
I'd treat you all the best things had to offer
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big muffler

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you what if you one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I ain't know lowlie hard up
I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy
Inn Hotel envolope

Thats right a bunch of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if ever use that one coupon
That's in there for extra

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my
And her husband for anniversary
There's also a Reggan bumper sticker in
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
Don't call out tell one though
'Cause I'm on the phone
to one of them 900 talk dirty girls

Love in
Larry the guy