Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last I went up, Niceville
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier
Than a retard baywatch

But anyway I her letter in the hotel room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I to seduce her and sent her this letter
This is my letter to and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat turds
You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you like a winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home where I live down here

Off the infested lake, tell you what
They caught a big oh sixteen foot gator
In that lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' record gator
Tell me now you got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys
I'd treat you all the best things had to offer
Please call me, here, I'm at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you what if you want one sperge
And you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will give you
10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I business, Shania
'Bout datin' you know and to let ya know
I ain't lowlie hard up scumball
I even closed a couple of in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats right a bunch of coupons
For that fancy service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if ever use that one coupon
That's in for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a back 'cause I might give that to my sister
And her husband for their
There's also a bumper sticker in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
call out tell one o'clock though
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls

Love in
Larry the guy