Last Christmas I went up, For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier Than a watchin' baywatch
But anyway I read her in the hotel room I had one of nice fancy hotels So I tried to seduce her and sent her letter This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this
Dear Shania, you're finer than hell, I'd eat your You think I'm kiddin', I figured that off the bat I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog And give you the run of my home where I live down here
Off the alagator infested lake, you what They a big oh sixteen foot long gator In that by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator Tell me now you got hard nipples, from our home stay
Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys I'd treat you all the best things had to offer call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Across from that big muffler
Boy I got me one of them beds I tell you what if you one I'll sperge And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'
To let you know I mean business, 'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that I ain't know lowlie hard up I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy Inn Hotel envolope
Thats right a bunch of coupons For that fancy Longjohn restroom down the street And let me tell you sumethin' and if ever use that one coupon That's in there for extra
Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my And her husband for anniversary There's also a Reggan bumper sticker in And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her lick on tattoos
I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me Don't call out tell one though 'Cause I'm on the phone to one of them 900 talk dirty girls
Love in Larry the guy