Last Christmas I up, Niceville For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier a retard watchin' baywatch
But anyway I her letter in the hotel room I had one of these nice fancy So I tried to seduce her and sent her letter This is my letter to Shania and she actually got letter
Dear Shania, you're finer hell, I'd eat your turds You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat I'd treat you like a prize hog And give you the run of my home estate where I down here
Off the alagator lake, tell you what They caught a big oh sixteen foot gator In that by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home
Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them Niceville I'd treat you all the things life had to offer Please call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Inn Across from that big muffler
Boy I got me one of them beds I tell you what if you want one sperge And you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will give you Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'
To let you know I business, Shania 'Bout datin' you know and to let ya that I know lowlie hard up scumball I even closed a couple of gifts in this Inn Hotel envolope
Thats right there's a bunch of For that fancy Longjohn restroom down the street And let me tell you and if don't ever use that one coupon in there for extra Hushpuppies
Send son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my sister And her for their anniversary There's a Reggan bumper sticker in there And a bunch of and tits to get her done lick on tattoos
I had a up special, I think your fine, now call me call out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm on the phone Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls
Love in the cable guy