Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I up, Niceville
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I you what, oh she makes me hornier
a retard watchin' baywatch

But anyway I read her in the hotel room
I had one of these nice hotels
So I to seduce her and sent her this letter
is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, finer than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I figured that off the bat
I'd you like a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I live down

Off the alagator lake, tell you what
They a big oh sixteen foot long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them pussys
I'd you all the best things life had to offer
Please me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big muffler

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you what if you one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty cents will you
Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know

To let you I mean business, Shania
'Bout you know and to let ya know that
I ain't know lowlie hard up
I even a couple of gifts in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats right there's a of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service down the street
And let me tell you and if don't ever use that one coupon
That's in for extra Hushpuppies

Send son of a bitch back 'cause I might give that to my sister
And her husband for anniversary
also a Reggan bumper sticker in there
And a bunch of gritch and to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a up special, I think your fine, now call me
Don't call out tell one o'clock
'Cause I'm on the phone
Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls

Love in
Larry the guy