Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last I went up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me
a retard watchin' baywatch

But anyway I her letter in the hotel room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I to seduce her and sent her this letter
is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're finer hell, I'd eat your turds
You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home where I live down here

Off the alagator lake, tell you what
They caught a big oh sixteen long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, we're world record gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home

Tell you what Shania, I ain't them Niceville pussys
I'd treat you all the best things life had to
Please me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
from that big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of them wigglin'
I tell you if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you
Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know

To let you I mean business, Shania
datin' you know and to let ya know that
I know lowlie hard up scumball
I even a couple of gifts in this fancy
Inn Hotel envolope

Thats right there's a of coupons
For that fancy Longjohn service down the street
And let me tell you and if don't ever use that one coupon
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a back 'cause I might give that to my sister
And her for their anniversary
There's also a bumper sticker in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done lick on

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
Don't call out tell one o'clock
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls

in Christ
Larry the guy