Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I up, Niceville
For a little vacation, and boy I love Shania
Boy I tell you what, oh she me hornier
Than a retard baywatch

But anyway I read her in the hotel room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I tried to seduce her and sent her letter
This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this

Dear Shania, you're finer hell, I'd eat your turds
You I'm kiddin', I figured that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I live here

Off the alagator infested lake, you what
They caught a big oh foot long gator
In that lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our stay

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like them Niceville
I'd you all the best things life had to offer
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you
Almost 10 of bed wigglin', you know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business,
'Bout datin' you and to let ya know that
I ain't know lowlie hard up
I even a couple of gifts in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel

Thats right a bunch of coupons
For fancy Longjohn service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if ever use that one coupon
in there for extra Hushpuppies

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I might that to my sister
And her husband for their
There's also a Reggan bumper sticker in
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done lick on

I had a made up special, I think fine, now call me
Don't out tell one o'clock though
'Cause I'm usually on the
Talkin' to one of them 900 dirty girls

in Christ
Larry the guy