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Last Christmas I went up,
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she me hornier
Than a retard watchin'

But anyway I read her letter in the room
I had one of these fancy hotels
So I tried to seduce her and sent her this
This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this

Dear Shania, finer than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I that charmer off the bat
I'd treat you a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my home estate where I down here

Off the alagator infested lake, tell you
They caught a big oh sixteen foot gator
In that lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world gator
Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples, from our home

Tell you what Shania, I ain't like Niceville pussys
I'd treat you all the best life had to offer
call me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across from that big muffler

Boy I got me one of them wigglin'
I tell you what if you one I'll sperge
And borrow you a of quarters, fifty cents will give you
Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you vibratin'

To let you I mean business, Shania
'Bout datin' you know and to let ya know
I know lowlie hard up scumball
I closed a couple of gifts in this fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn envolope

Thats right there's a of coupons
For that fancy service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't ever use that one
That's in there for extra

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I give that to my sister
And her husband for their
There's also a bumper sticker in there
And a bunch of gritch and tits to get her done on tattoos

I had a made up special, I your fine, now call me
call out tell one o'clock though
'Cause I'm usually on the
to one of them 900 talk dirty girls

Love in
Larry the guy