Luyện nghe bài hát A Letter To Shania Twain

Last Christmas I up, Niceville
For a vacation, and boy I love Shania Twain
Boy I tell you what, oh she makes me
Than a retard watchin'

But I read her letter in the hotel room
I had one of these nice fancy
So I tried to seduce her and sent her letter
is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter

Dear Shania, you're than hell, I'd eat your turds
You think I'm kiddin', I that charmer off the bat
I'd you like a prize winnin' hog
And give you the run of my estate where I live down here

Off the alagator infested lake, you what
They caught a big oh sixteen foot long
In lake by me, dats right, we're talkin' world record gator
Tell me now you got hard nipples, from our home stay

Tell you what Shania, I like them Niceville pussys
I'd treat you all the best things life had to
Please me, here, I'm stayin' at the Chugg-A-Lugg Inn
Across that big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of them beds
I tell you if you want one I'll sperge
And borrow you a couple of quarters, fifty will give you
Almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin', you know

To let you I mean business, Shania
datin' you know and to let ya know that
I know lowlie hard up scumball
I even closed a couple of gifts in fancy
Chugg-A-Lugg Inn envolope

right there's a bunch of coupons
For that fancy service restroom down the street
And let me tell you sumethin' and if don't use that one coupon
That's in there for extra

Send that son of a bitch back 'cause I give that to my sister
And her husband for their
There's also a bumper sticker in there
And a of gritch and tits to get her done lick on tattoos

I had a made up special, I think your fine, now me
Don't out tell one o'clock though
'Cause I'm on the phone
Talkin' to one of 900 talk dirty girls

in Christ
Larry the guy