Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert night
I strolled on into Uncle hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had
And went that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy duke
And one of those fruit of the loom
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red
Milky skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, grave
This pretty thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're dressed like Minnie

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
All my fantasies come
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks birth to somethin' resemblin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty later
I'm parkin' the bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, rhymes, I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig
I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the carton

Well, my just dropped
So I to do what any good Christian would
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the gopher
your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'