Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace for love
It had been a while, in fact, three and sixty-five had come
And since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this that was sweatin' gallons
a pair of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, was Russell

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This pretty little come up to me
And starts kneadin' my like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and she told me to shush
I guess she sense my desperation
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're dressed like Minnie

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
All my come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna if you know what I mean
Got to nail her at her trailer
Heh, rhymes, I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' big rig snooze-a-stop
I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me the back of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any good would
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
When your doin' seventy-five in an
I thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'