Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and had come
And went since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin'
Through a pair of duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost to ruby red lips
Milky white and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, grave
This pretty thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard eggs in a tube sock
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a
And I went on to her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my
Of course, hard to hide a hard-on
you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you what I mean
Got to nail her back at her
Heh, rhymes, I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the of the milk carton

Well, my heart dropped
So I decided to do what any Christian would
You can not imagine how difficult it is to
A half of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is