Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for
It had a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come
And went that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy cut-offs
And one of fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to red lips
Milky skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well, I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Well, than you can say, shallow grave
pretty little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and then she me to shush
I she could sense my desperation
Of course, it's hard to a hard-on
you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on how she can make
All my come true
So I says, "Even this one I where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on the
pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the carton

Well, my heart just
So I to do what any good Christian would
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought children could be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'