Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Haggard concert that night
I strolled on Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy cut-offs
And one of those of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

Well, than you can say, shallow grave
This little thing come up to me
And kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a
As I do my kooky dance and then she told me to shush
I guess she sense my desperation
Of course, hard to hide a hard-on
When dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

So, Bambi's on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to resemblin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was more of a turn-on
When I out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on the
Stinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi at me from the back of the milk carton

Well, my heart dropped
So I decided to do what any Christian would
You can not imagine how difficult it is to
A half gallon of moo juice and the one-eyed gopher
When your doin' in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought children could be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is