Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had
And since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin'
Through a pair of daisy duke
And one of those of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, name was

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, grave
This pretty thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and then she me to shush
I guess she could my desperation
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're dressed like Pearl

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty later
I'm the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was more of a turn-on
When I found out she was me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on the
Stinky pinky gulp n' big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' the latest issue of Throb
I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I to do what any good Christian would
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the gopher
When your seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'