Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had
And went that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
a pair of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the loom
Well, night I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

Well, faster than you can say, shallow
This pretty little come up to me
And starts my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was and I said
"Well, that's a darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and then she me to shush
I she could sense my desperation
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
All my fantasies come
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and dollars later
I'm the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I the clutch
Gave the a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig
There I was browsin' through the latest of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the milk

Well, my heart dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and the one-eyed gopher
When doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'