Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had
And went since that midnight run haulin' hog to town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the Tank-tops
Well, that night I myself to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, name was

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, shallow
This pretty little come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled in a tube sock
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a darlin'
'Cause I was just about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky and then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on how she can make
All my fantasies come
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna if you know what I mean
Got to nail her at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

Day or so had when I popped the clutch
the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the of the milk carton

Well, my heart just
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not imagine how difficult it is to
A half gallon of moo juice and the one-eyed gopher
When your doin' seventy-five in an
I never thought missing children could be so
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'