Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert night
I strolled on into Uncle hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three and sixty-five had come
And since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker was sweatin' gallons
a pair of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the loom
Well, night I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, shallow
This little thing come up to me
And starts my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I
"Well, a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky and then she told me to shush
I guess she could my desperation
Of course, hard to hide a hard-on
When you're like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
All my come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a dart
As Garth Brooks birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna if you know what I mean
Got to nail her back at her
Heh, that rhymes, I to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy formula

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the
Gave the tranny a and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig
There I was browsin' the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me the back of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any Christian would
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the gopher
your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never missing children could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'