Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for
It had been a while, in fact, hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run haulin' hog to town on I-10

I had picked up this that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of duke cut-offs
And one of fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to red lips
white skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well, I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, grave
This pretty thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a sock
Said her name was and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
'Cause I was just about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my
Of course, it's hard to a hard-on
you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Brooks gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and dollars later
I'm the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her back at her
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had when I popped the clutch
the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo and polish the one-eyed gopher
When doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never missing children could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'