Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and had come
And went since that midnight run hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy cut-offs
And one of fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This pretty little come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a sock
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would her face like a mask
As I do my kooky dance and then she told me to shush
I she could sense my desperation
Of course, hard to hide a hard-on
When dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies come
So I says, "Even this one I where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the
Gave the tranny a and slid on into the
Stinky pinky n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me the back of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
When your doin' in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'