Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three and sixty-five had come
And went that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was gallons
Through a of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the loom
Well, that night I lost to ruby red lips
white skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, shallow
This little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and then she me to shush
I guess she could sense my
Of course, it's to hide a hard-on
When you're dressed like Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks birth to somethin' resemblin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I
Got to nail her back at her
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
Gave the a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me the back of the milk carton

Well, my heart just
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half gallon of moo and polish the one-eyed gopher
your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought children could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'