Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle concert that night
I strolled on into Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the loom
Well, that I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This pretty little come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her like a mask
As I do my kooky dance and then she told me to shush
I guess she could my desperation
Of course, it's to hide a hard-on
When dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo with a lawn dart
As Garth gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know I mean
Got to nail her at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the
the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the carton

Well, my heart dropped
So I decided to do what any Christian would
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and the one-eyed gopher
your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'