Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and had come
And went since midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
a pair of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red
Milky white skin and blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This pretty thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a
As I do my little kooky dance and she told me to shush
I she could sense my desperation
Of course, hard to hide a hard-on
When you're dressed like Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on how she can make
All my come true
So I says, "Even one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks birth to somethin' resemblin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna if you know what I mean
Got to nail her back at her
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was more of a turn-on
I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig
There I was through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the carton

Well, my heart dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not imagine how difficult it is to
A half gallon of moo juice and the one-eyed gopher
When your seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never missing children could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'