Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the Tank-tops
Well, that I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, grave
This pretty little come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled in a tube sock
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my kooky dance and then she told me to shush
I guess she could my desperation
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're dressed like Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her back at her
Heh, that rhymes, I to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Well I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on the
Stinky pinky gulp n' big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the latest of Throb
When I saw Bambi at me from the back of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any Christian would
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the gopher
When your doin' in an eighteen-wheeler
I thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'