Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle hump palace lookin' for love
It had a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was gallons
Through a pair of daisy duke
And one of those of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I myself to ruby red lips
Milky skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard eggs in a tube sock
her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
'Cause I was thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would her face like a mask
As I do my little dance and then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my
Of course, it's hard to hide a
you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a dart
As Garth gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna if you know what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy formula

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is

Day or so had passed when I the clutch
Gave the tranny a and slid on into the
pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of
I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the milk carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not imagine how it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and the one-eyed gopher
When doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is