Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle concert that night
I on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was gallons
Through a pair of daisy duke
And one of those fruit of the Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red
white skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would her face like a mask
As I do my little dance and then she told me to shush
I she could sense my desperation
Of course, it's hard to a hard-on
When dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

So, goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies come
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was even of a turn-on
When I out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had when I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig
I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the milk

Well, my heart just
So I decided to do any good Christian would
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed
When your doin' in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children could be so
Did I say that out

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is