Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and had come
And went since midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, grave
This little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled in a tube sock
Said her name was and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence
'Cause I was thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and then she told me to
I she could sense my desperation
Of course, hard to hide a hard-on
When you're dressed like Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can
All my come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was even of a turn-on
When I out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'

Day or so had passed I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig
There I was through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any Christian would
You can not imagine how difficult it is to
A gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
When your doin' seventy-five in an
I never thought missing could be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is