Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had
And went since that midnight run hog to shakey town on I-10

I had up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy duke
And one of those of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red
white skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Well, I find quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster you can say, shallow grave
This little thing come up to me
And kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a darlin'
'Cause I was just about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face a mask
As I do my little dance and then she told me to shush
I guess she could my desperation
Of course, it's hard to hide a
When you're dressed like Minnie

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's on about how she can make
All my fantasies true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' a
cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I to admit it was even more of a turn-on
I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had when I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a and slid on into the
pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the carton

Well, my just dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian
You can not how difficult it is to hold
A gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
When doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children be so sexy
Did I say out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'