Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the number is 180 and the is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the G. I repeat, there is no other
possibility. There is no possib--
The is 180 and the letter is G. The first thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on news center four...On way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts highly. And
right at the of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all distortion, and you'll be
East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham repeater station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then about through the tunnel, something will
hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way you get into Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is no other
possibility.
And you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your
vehicle and you're gonna turn onto G.
On the left hand of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And just you get to the top of the hill,
notice the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go back down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then you're totally
invisible, you'll creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then realize that
you're gonna to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
up to the front door and you push the button.
The opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. just gonna
march right on into G, there, your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in and get your HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out the living room and you take care of all the dog
on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd to know what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd to smoke. What did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the table and not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may have left up at Grandma's house.''
"My doesn't smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you
please tell me what you did my cigarettes?"
you left them in the car.''
"I haven't in the car all day. You must have put them
somewhere and I can't find them. You better tell me now or I'm to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know they are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten completely about the slime. And
you'll realize that the way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then
gotten all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss."
what the are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System back down to Safe Muffins. And you can do it, you'll of
course have to become invisible once again. You'll take HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, put it back
in for somebody to use, at some other number, some other letter,
in another dimension.
And it'll be time for you to head back to San Francisco, if you
don't, you'll never leave county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're get back
on the other of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham repeater, and you'll whisk down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now.
find your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.