Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San Francisco are
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. There is no possib--
The number is 180 and the is G. The first thing you have to do to
get to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you to head East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll come up to the place the sex
burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
two things. First of all it's very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it very highly. And
right at the point of that distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, be out of all that distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if at night, you'll see the little
red flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be listening on my scanner radio, and maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You up to the tunnel. And now we're coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, something
suddenly hit you. You sense it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get into Contra-Costa
on your way to 180 and the letter G. is absolutely no other
possibility.
And then you're whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, it's about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just stay on that freeway all the way
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up in your little
vehicle and gonna turn left onto G.
On the left hand side of the is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another place where you're gonna go later on in the
Safe Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on up G, heading
on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And just you get to the top of the hill,
you'll the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you gotta go right back down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then you're totally
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll that
you're gonna have to get it up the to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam Cleaning right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the door and you push the button.
The door opens automatically, and the thing you see is the orange
inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're gonna
march right on into G, there, your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam
System. So you go in and get your HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the living and you take care of all the dog
juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the G.
"I I'd like to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to know
you did my cigarettes."
``They're the house.''
"My are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. What did
you do them?"
``They're in the cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the table and they're not there. Did you
them?"
``I we may have left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My mother smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I you, they're on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you left in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must put them
somewhere and I can't them. You better tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I where they are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the parakeet are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten completely about the slime. And
realize that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up
real quick, and go outside to the of 180 where the green slime and
all the are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
gotten all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Cleaning
System down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become invisible once again. take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it
in for somebody else to use, at other number, some other letter,
in another dimension.
And it'll be time for you to head to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right the
ham repeater, and you'll whisk down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas on G, where you could become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that
never ever want to out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.