Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. is no
other possibility. And all you fruitcakes in San Francisco are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. is no other possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get into your and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll up to the place where the sex
chemicals up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner it distorts very highly. And
at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio station -- that's WR6
Automatic Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be listening on my radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now we're up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, will
suddenly hit you. You won't it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and there you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a way when you get into Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is absolutely no
possibility.
And then gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 warmer and the humidity is
15 percent, and you'll just stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your
vehicle and you're turn left onto G.
On the left hand of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another little place where gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's 180 is.
up there at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to the HR Steam
Cleaning from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And when you're totally
invisible, you'll just right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll realize
you're gonna to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the door and you push the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. just gonna
march right on into G, there, with your HR Cleaning System, go all
the way back the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out the living room and you take care of all the dog
juice on the orange at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to what
you did my cigarettes."
``They're the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the table and not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My doesn't smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They there. will you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you left in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must have put
somewhere and I can't find them. You tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know where are. They're in back of the
TV set, all the parakeet feathers are.''
As you're the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten completely about the slime. And
you'll realize that the way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green and
all the ants are out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then
have all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. won't croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take HR Steam Cleaning
back down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, some letter,
in another dimension.
And it'll be time for you to head back to San Francisco, if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, using rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go through the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, past the
ham repeater, and you'll whisk down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. Back K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, you could become invisible.
Not sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, West, into the fog, the high
fog, I fog never touches the ground in California, it's always so
high. And you get across, and you look back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back your sewer pipe, and
down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, again. And in
that sorry situation, I think just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the pipes by now. You'll
never your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.