Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the number is 180 and the is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San Francisco are
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. is no other possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first thing you to do to
get to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll come up to the place the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals up. And of
course you all have heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the frequency energy
from overload your little tuner until it distorts very highly. And
right at the of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, be out of all that distortion, and you'll be
East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be listening on my radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to
something. And then about through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get through to
the other side. You'll realize then and there that you're entering
County. It's hard to explain [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way you get into Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the G. There is absolutely no other
possibility.
And you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 degrees warmer and the is
about 15 percent, and you'll just on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up in your little
and you're gonna turn left onto G.
On the left hand of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G,
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and where 180 is.
up there at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from under the at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back down to
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And when you're totally
invisible, just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then realize that
you're gonna to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the door and you push the button.
The door opens automatically, and the thing you see is the orange
inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the G. You're just gonna
march right on into G, there, with HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, to pour into your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam Cleaner all up, and
you bring it on out into the living room and you take of all the dog
juice on the carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd like to a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd to know what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. What did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a right now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They there. will you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You have put them
somewhere and I can't find them. You better me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know where are. They're in back of the
TV set, all the parakeet feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten about the green slime. And
you'll realize the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, down to the of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 the green slime and
all the are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that green slime. And then you'll
gotten all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to your HR Steam Cleaning
System back down to Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Muffins, you'll put it back
in for else to use, at some other number, some other letter,
in another dimension.
And it'll be time for you to head to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, your rear-view
mirror, all the way down the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. go back through the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. Back K101 and the big chairs, which
you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could become invisible.
Not really if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, it's so
damn high. And you get across, and you look to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know you'll
never want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now.
never find your way out. You'll never want to your way out. We're
10-7. Out.