Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. There is no possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll up to the place where the sex
burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on news center four...On way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's nothing much, but when you get on
the other side of the on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
two things. First of all it's very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts highly. And
at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer water from
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and be
looking East, the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham repeater station -- that's WR6
Automatic Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now we're up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then about through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get through to
the other side. You'll right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way you get into Contra-Costa County
on way to 180 and the letter G. There is absolutely no other
possibility.
And then you're whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a
that `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're gonna turn left G.
On the left side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is little place where you're gonna go later on in the
Safe Muffins.
Now you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's 180 is.
Right up at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
notice the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right down to Safe
and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way gonna be able to do
it successfully is to invisible. And then when you're totally
invisible, you'll just right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Cleaning System. And then you'll realize that
you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you
Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange
inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam all fired up, and
you it on out into the living room and you take care of all the dog
on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd like to have a now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd to know what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did
you do them?"
``They're in the cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I we may have left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My doesn't smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't in the car all day. You must have put them
somewhere and I can't find them. You tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know they are. They're in back of the
TV set, all the parakeet feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And of course you've forgotten completely about the green slime. And
you'll realize that the way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green slime and
all the ants are out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all that stuff.
{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss."
what the toads are gonna say to you. They croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Cleaning
System down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for else to use, at some other number, some other letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And it'll be for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. get back in your
vehicle, and go in reverse, in reverse gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas
gas. And you're on the bridge now, West, into the fog, the high
fog, I fog never touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look back to the sex
chemicals made, and finally you get back into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you that you'll
never want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the sewer by now. You'll
never find your way out. never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.