Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the number is 180 and the is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you fruitcakes in San Francisco are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. There is no possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
chemicals up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important that you turn on
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio frequency
from K-101 overload your tuner until it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of that extreme distortion, the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer water from
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, see the little
red lights flashing on my ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Automatic Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be listening on my radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now we're up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, start to sense
something. And about halfway through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and there you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get into Contra-Costa
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is no other
possibility.
And then you're gonna whisk out, out of the on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
that `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're gonna left onto G.
On the left hand of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
side is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G,
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're have to shoplift the HR Steam
System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then when totally
invisible, just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll that
you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 quickly, so you whisk
Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The door automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog
all the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
march right on into G, there, with HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has
hot water. hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the room and you take care of all the dog
on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd like to a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to what
you did my cigarettes."
``They're the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd to smoke. What did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't find the
package. I put on the table and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may have left them up at house.''
"My mother smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I you, they're on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. aren't there. will you
please tell me you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you left in the car.''
"I been in the car all day. You must have put them
somewhere and I can't find them. You tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I where they are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've completely about the green slime. And
you'll that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the G,
where you'll find a of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go to the mailbox of 180 where the green slime and
all the ants are oozing out the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all horrible stuff.
{There are gonna toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll that you're gonna have to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System back to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, other letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And it'll be for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right the
ham radio repeater, and you'll down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the
G, back into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs,
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as sewer
gas. And you're on the now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look to where the sex
were made, and finally you get back into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that
never ever want to come out to 180 and the G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's about time we went 10-7. I'm
that feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find your way out. You'll never to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.