Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the number is 180 and the is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. is no other possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first thing you to do to
get to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East over the bridge. But before you get
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all have heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but you get on
the other side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and be
looking East, toward the hills, and if at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are jamming, keep talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll to sense
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, will
suddenly hit you. You won't it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize right and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a way when you get into Contra-Costa County
on way to 180 and the letter G. There is absolutely no other
possibility.
And then you're gonna whisk out, out of the on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up in your little
vehicle and gonna turn left onto G.
On the left side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
side is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And just you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from under the at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And when you're totally
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll that
you're gonna have to get it up the to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam Cleaning System back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the door and you push the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the
carpet 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the orange at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
march right on G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you it on out into the living room and you take care of all the dog
on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd like to have a now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My mother smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They there. will you
please tell me what you did my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you left in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must have put
somewhere and I can't find them. You better me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know they are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of you've forgotten completely about the green slime. And
realize that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go to the mailbox of 180 where the green slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll it with all
your might as hard as you can on that green slime. And then you'll
have all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss."
what the toads are say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. When at G...and 180.
By you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
have to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody to use, at some other number, some other letter,
in another dimension.
And be time for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way down the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're gonna get
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way 180 and the letter
G, back San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find your way out. You'll never to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.