Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, is no other
possibility. There is no possib--
The number is 180 and the is G. The first thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, one big turn, you'll come up to the place where the sex
burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. of all it's very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to on your dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner it distorts very highly. And
at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, be out of all that distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, jamming, because
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then halfway through the tunnel, something will
hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get almost through to
the side. You'll realize right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's to explain [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get into Contra-Costa
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is absolutely no
possibility.
And then gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 degrees and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your
and you're gonna turn left onto G.
On the left hand side of the street is the A&W root place, and on the
right side is little place where you're gonna go later on in the
Safe Muffins.
Now that you're on G, just gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and where 180 is.
Right up at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back down to
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then when you're
invisible, you'll just creep on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Cleaning System. And then you'll realize that
gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam Cleaning right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front and you push the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first you see is the orange
carpet 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
march right on into G, there, with your HR Steam System, go all
the way into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the room and you take care of all the dog
on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd to know what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did
you do them?"
``They're in the cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't the
package. I put them on the table and they're not there. Did you
them?"
``I think we may have left them up at house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. What did you do my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must have put
somewhere and I can't find them. You better tell me now or I'm to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know where they are. They're in of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've completely about the green slime. And
realize that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it all
your might as as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all that stuff.
{There are gonna be?} under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me the 409, herbiss." That's
the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're have to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System back down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, of
course have to become invisible once again. You'll your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some number, some other letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And be time for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get in your
vehicle, and go in reverse, in reverse gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're get back
on the side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could invisible.
Not really sure if sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, it's so
damn high. And you get across, and you back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back your sewer pipe, and
disappear into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I it's just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the pipes by now. You'll
find your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.