Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy in San Francisco are going
to how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no other
possibility. There is no other
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The thing you have to do to
get to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East over the bridge. But before you get
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll come up to the where the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on news center four...On way
to 180 and the G.
And now on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important that you on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on dial, and let the radio frequency energy
K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of that extreme distortion, the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think where all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all distortion, and you'll be
East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- WR6
Automatic Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to
something. And about halfway through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You sense it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you a certain way when you get into Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is absolutely no
possibility.
And then you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up in your little
vehicle and you're turn left onto G.
On the left side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another little place where you're go later on in the
Safe Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it is to become invisible. And then when you're totally
invisible, just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Cleaning System. And then you'll realize that
you're have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam Cleaning right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the
carpet inside 180...and see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
march right on into G, there, with HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam Cleaner all up, and
you it on out into the living room and you take care of all the dog
juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the G.
"I think I'd to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to know
you did my cigarettes."
``They're the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may have them up at Grandma's house.''
"My doesn't smoke, David. What did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I you, they're on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. aren't there. will you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you left in the car.''
"I been in the car all day. You must have put them
somewhere and I can't find them. You better tell me now or I'm to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I where they are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
voice will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten about the green slime. And
you'll that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 the green slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} toads the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss."
what the are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. When at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Steam
back down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for else to use, at some other number, some other letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And it'll be for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the
G, into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and you get back into your sewer pipe, and
down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's just time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now.
never your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.