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Okay. We're 10-8. And the is 180 and the letter is G. There is no other possibility. And all you slimy in San Francisco are going to how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no other possibility. is no other possib-- The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first you have to do to get over to 180 and the letter G is to get into vehicle and headEast. I repeat, you to head East over the bridge. But before you get onto the bridge, around one big turn, you'll up to the place where the sex chemicals burned up. I repeat, the sex chemicals burned up. And of course you all must have about that on news center four...On your way to 180 and the G. And now we're on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but you get on the side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll notice two things. First of all very important that you turn on your AM radio. Set it to on your dial, and let the radio frequency energy from K-101 overload your little tuner until it very highly. And right at the of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm not exactly sure, but I that's where all the sewer water from Oakland goes. And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and be looking East, toward the hills, and if at night, you'll see the little red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio station -- that's WR6 Automatic Movement. And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming, I'll be listening on my scanner radio, and maybe...you'll be on the album. You up to the tunnel. And now we're coming up to the tunnel. Up to the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to something. And then halfway through the tunnel, something will hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get almost through to the other side. realize right then and there that you're entering Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain to explain, hard to explain], but you feel a certain way when you get Contra-Costa County on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is absolutely no possibility. And then you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the side, in Contra-Costa County, where about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is about 15 percent, and you'll just stay on that freeway all the way you get to Martinas. When up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign that says `G.' And you're just gonna go on up there in your little vehicle and you're gonna left onto G. On the left hand side of the is the A&W root beer place, and on the right side is another little place where you're gonna go on in the story: Muffins. Now that you're on G, just gonna keep right on going up G, heading West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and where 180 is. up there at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill, you'll notice the green slime oozing out under the house at 180 and the G. And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back to Safe Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to the HR Steam Cleaning System Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do it successfully is to become invisible. And then you're totally invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll realize gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk your Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go right up to the door and you push the button. The door opens automatically, and the first you see is the orange inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. just gonna march right on into G, there, with your HR Steam System, go all the way into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into your HR Cleaning System. So you go in and get your HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and you bring it on out into the living and you take care of all the dog on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G. "I think I'd like to have a cigarette now. are my cigarettes, David?" on top of the refrigerator.'' "David, I'd to know what you did my cigarettes." ``They're the house.'' "My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did you do them?" in the toad cage.'' "David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now bu tI find the package. I put them on the table and not there. Did you take them?" ``I think we may have left up at Grandma's house.'' "My mother doesn't smoke, David. did you do with my cigarettes?" ``I you, they're on top of the refrigerator.'' "I loo ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you please tell me you did with my cigarettes?" you left them in the car.'' "I haven't been in the car all day. You must have put somewhere and I find them. You better tell me now or I'm going to get mad." ``Oh yeah, I I know where they are. They're in back of the TV set, where all the parakeet are.'' As cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says: "FETCH MY CIGARETTES." Another voice will ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.'' And of course you've forgotten completely about the green slime. And you'll realize that the only way to get rid of the green is to go down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G, where you'll a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 the green slime and all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll it with all your might as hard as you can on that green slime. And then you'll have gotten all horrible stuff. {There are gonna toads under the house, and they'll be saying, "Herbiss, herbiss, the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, actually say that. you're at G...and 180. By then you'll realize that gonna have to take your HR Steam Cleaning System back to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of course have to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it in for somebody else to use, at some number, some other letter, somewhere in dimension. And it'll be time for you to back to San Francisco, 'cause if you don't, you'll never leave county. You'll get back in your vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in gear, using your rear-view mirror, all the way down the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette, and Orinda. You'll go through the tunnel, and you're gonna get back on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, past the ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that hill at 90 an hour. You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on way from 180 and the letter G, back into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could invisible. Not really sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas gas. And you're on the bridge now, heading West, the fog, the high fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, it's so damn high. And you get across, and you look to where the sex chemicals were made, and finally you get into your sewer pipe, and disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you that you'll never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, again. And in that sorry situation, I think it's just time we went 10-7. I'm getting that feeling now. Deep within the pipes by now. You'll never find your way out. You'll never to find your way out. We're 10-7. Out.