Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the G. I repeat, there is no other
possibility. There is no other
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's nothing much, but when you get on
the side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of that distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer water from
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and be
East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be listening on my radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now we're up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, start to sense
something. And then halfway through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get through to
the other side. realize right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain [hard to explain, to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is no other
possibility.
And then you're whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
County, where it's about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're gonna left onto G.
On the left hand of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another little place where you're gonna go on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, just gonna keep right on going up G, heading
on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And just you get to the top of the hill,
you'll the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just go right back down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're be able to do
it successfully is to invisible. And then when you're totally
invisible, just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll realize
you're gonna have to get it up the to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just
march right on into G, there, your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the room and you take care of all the dog
juice on the carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd to know what
you did my cigarettes."
``They're the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd to smoke. What did
you do them?"
``They're in the cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may have left them up at house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. What did you do my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They there. will you
tell me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must put them
somewhere and I find them. You better tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I where they are. They're in back of the
TV set, all the parakeet feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten completely about the slime. And
you'll realize that the only way to get rid of the slime is to go
down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green and
all the are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that goddamn slime. And then you'll
gotten all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They croak, they'll actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become invisible once again. You'll your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, put it back
in for somebody to use, at some other number, some other letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And it'll be for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, your rear-view
mirror, all the way back the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're gonna get
on the side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. Back K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the gas back on G, where you could become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, always so
damn high. And you get across, and you back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know you'll
never ever want to out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the pipes by now. You'll
never your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.