Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San are going
to how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no other
possibility. is no other possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first thing you to do to
get to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you to head East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important that you on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts highly. And
at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all distortion, and you'll be
looking East, the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Automatic Movement.
And any of you who are jamming, keep talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be listening on my scanner radio, and maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll to sense
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get through to
the other side. realize right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get into County
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is no other
possibility.
And then you're whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, it's about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up in your little
vehicle and gonna turn left onto G.
On the left hand side of the street is the A&W beer place, and on the
side is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep on going up G, heading
on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just go right back down to Safe
and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then when you're
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then realize that
you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you
your Steam Cleaning right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The door automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange
carpet 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the G. You're just gonna
right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the room and you take care of all the dog
juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the G.
"I think I'd to have a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd to smoke. What did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a right now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may have left up at Grandma's house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you
please me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must put them
somewhere and I can't find them. You better me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I I know where they are. They're in back of the
TV set, all the parakeet feathers are.''
As you're the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've completely about the green slime. And
you'll realize that the only way to get rid of the green is to go
back down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the G,
you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and spray it with all
might as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all horrible stuff.
{There are gonna toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, actually
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Cleaning
back down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become once again. You'll take your HR steam
system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for else to use, at some other number, some other letter,
in another dimension.
And it'll be for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, using rear-view
mirror, all the way back the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're get back
on the side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I fog never touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look back to the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back into your pipe, and
disappear into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find your way out. You'll want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.