Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. We're 10-8. And the is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy fruitcakes in San Francisco are
to learn how to get to 180 and the G. I repeat, there is no other
possibility. There is no other
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get into vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
chemicals up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
you all must have heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's very much, but when you get on
the other side of the on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to on your dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it very highly. And
at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think where all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, see the little
red lights on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, something
suddenly hit you. You won't it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. realize right then and there that you're entering
County. It's hard to explain [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the G. There is absolutely no other
possibility.
And then you're gonna out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, it's about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just stay on freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're turn left onto G.
On the left hand side of the street is the A&W beer place, and on the
right side is another place where you're gonna go later on in the
Safe Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G,
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back down to
and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And when you're totally
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and
see it: The HR Steam System. And then you'll realize that
you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 quickly, so you whisk
Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front and you push the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog
all the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to into your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the living room and you take of all the dog
juice on the carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd like to have a cigarette now. are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to what
you did my cigarettes."
``They're the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd to smoke. What did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't the
package. I put them on the table and they're not there. Did you
them?"
``I we may have left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. did you do with my
cigarettes?"
``I you, they're on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They there. will you
tell me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must put them
somewhere and I can't them. You better tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know where are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the parakeet are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And of course you've forgotten completely about the green slime. And
you'll realize the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green and
all the ants are oozing out the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. When at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Cleaning
System back down to Safe Muffins. And you can do it, you'll of
have to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, other letter,
in another dimension.
And it'll be time for you to head back to San Francisco, if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the other of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. Back past and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, you could become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back into sewer pipe, and
disappear into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.