Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you slimy in San Francisco are going
to how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no other
possibility. There is no other
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East over the bridge. But before you get
the bridge, around one big turn, come up to the place where the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, where the sex burned up. And of
you all must have heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. nothing very much, but when you get on
the other of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts highly. And
right at the point of that extreme distortion, the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer water Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, be out of all that distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio station -- that's WR6
Automatic Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
be listening on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You up to the tunnel. And now we're coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, start to sense
something. And then about through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's to explain [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way you get into Contra-Costa County
on your way to 180 and the letter G. There is no other
possibility.
And you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 warmer and the humidity is
15 percent, and you'll just stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, see a sign, a sign
that `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're turn left onto G.
On the left side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another little place where you're gonna go on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that you're on G, you're gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's 180 is.
Right up at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from under the at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then when totally
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then realize that
you're gonna to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. just gonna
right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the living room and you take of all the dog
on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.
"I think I'd like to a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd like to know
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. did
you do them?"
in the toad cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette now bu tI can't find the
package. I put them on the and they're not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may have left them up at house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. What did you do my
cigarettes?"
``I told you, on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. you
tell me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you left in the car.''
"I haven't in the car all day. You must have put them
and I can't find them. You better tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know they are. They're in back of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten completely about the slime. And
you'll realize that the only way to get rid of the slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green and
all the are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
might as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll
say that. you're at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to your HR Steam Cleaning
System down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become invisible once again. take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, some letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And it'll be time for you to back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're gonna get
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right the
ham radio repeater, and whisk down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the
G, back into San Francisco. past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could invisible.
Not really sure if sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, heading West, the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you back to where the sex
chemicals made, and finally you get back into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's just about time we 10-7. I'm
getting feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find your way out. You'll never want to your way out. We're
10-7. Out.