Luyện nghe bài hát A Big 10-8 Place (part Two)

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Okay. 10-8. And the number is 180 and the letter is G. There is no
other possibility. And all you fruitcakes in San Francisco are going
to learn how to get to 180 and the letter G. I repeat, there is no
possibility. is no other possib--
The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get into your and headEast.
I repeat, you to head East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll come up to the where the sex
burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on news four...On your way
to 180 and the G.
And now we're on the bridge. That's very much, but when you get on
the other of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 your little tuner until it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the water from Oakland
goes.
And then, by then, you'll be out of all distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if at night, you'll see the little
red flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Bowel Movement.
And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming,
I'll be on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
album.
You come up to the tunnel. And now coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, start to sense
something. And about halfway through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and there that you're
Contra-Costa County. hard to explain [hard to explain, hard to
explain], but you feel a certain way when you get into Contra-Costa
on your way to 180 and the letter G. is absolutely no other
possibility.
And then you're gonna out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 degrees and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just stay on that all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're gonna turn onto G.
On the left side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
side is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Muffins.
Now that on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's 180 is.
up there at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from under the at 180 and
the G.
And of course, it had to be true, you gotta go right back down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're have to shoplift the HR Steam
System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then you're totally
invisible, you'll creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And you'll realize that
you're have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you the button.
The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. just gonna
march on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the living room and you take of all the dog
juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the G.
"I think I'd like to a cigarette now. Where are my
cigarettes, David?"
on top of the refrigerator.''
"David, I'd to know what
you did my cigarettes."
under the house.''
"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd to smoke. What did
you do them?"
``They're in the cage.''
"David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now bu tI can't the
package. I put them on the table and not there. Did you take
them?"
``I think we may left them up at Grandma's house.''
"My mother doesn't smoke, David. What did you do my
cigarettes?"
``I you, they're on top of the refrigerator.''
"I loo
ked on top of the refrigerator. They there. will you
tell me what you did with my cigarettes?"
``Maybe you them in the car.''
"I haven't been in the car all day. You must have put
and I can't find them. You better tell me now or I'm going to
get mad."
``Oh yeah, I think I know where they are. They're in of the
TV set, where all the feathers are.''
As you're cleaning the orange carpet, be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another will say:
ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''
And then of course you've forgotten about the green slime. And
you'll realize that the way to get rid of the green slime is to go
down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it all
your as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have all that horrible stuff.
{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They croak, they'll actually
say that. When at G...and 180.
By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Cleaning
System back down to Safe Muffins. And you can do it, you'll of
have to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, other letter,
somewhere in dimension.
And it'll be for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in
vehicle, and go in reverse, in reverse gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way down the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're get back
on the side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on way from 180 and the letter
G, into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas on G, where you could become invisible.
Not really if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, always so
damn high. And you get across, and you back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and you get back into your sewer pipe, and
down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's just about we went 10-7. I'm
getting that now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.